[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

Yes that is my name my parents gave me and I am already christian but I do have a couple things to say to everyone that take this a little bit to far I agree with you that satan is bad a stuff but taking it to the point of making fun of someone, really, Jesus and God love EVERYONE yes EVERYONE and it makes them both very sad when you criticize people for saying things and the reason they are saying these things is because of you, yes you, taking it to the point of saying lies making people feel bad and saying things like people are ignorant because they will refuse to believe what you believe but it is your fault they do not want to believe it because you make it look like you are actually crazy and it is really you the one being ignorant. now please stop you are giving a VERY bad name for ALL christian including me. when I go up to someone and say we hang out and them he/she finds out I am christian they just do not talk to me any more and make fun of me because of you guys.

Thank you for reading
-Drake

Are you really dense enough to expect God Almighty to think it's okay if some REFUSE him? How is he supposed to be God and jealous and angry and full of judgment like the Bible says he is? (Exodus 20:5; Deut. 4:24) And if we agree with God, how can you fault us? Perhaps you have a dumb spirit Jesus needs to cast out.

YiC,

Pastor Ed

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

Yes that is my name my parents gave me and I am already christian but I do have a couple things to say to everyone that take this a little bit to far I agree with you that satan is bad a stuff but taking it to the point of making fun of someone, really, Jesus and God love EVERYONE yes EVERYONE and it makes them both very sad when you criticize people for saying things and the reason they are saying these things is because of you, yes you, taking it to the point of saying lies making people feel bad and saying things like people are ignorant because they will refuse to believe what you believe but it is your fault they do not want to believe it because you make it look like you are actually crazy and it is really you the one being ignorant. now please stop you are giving a VERY bad name for ALL christian including me. when I go up to someone and say we hang out and them he/she finds out I am christian they just do not talk to me any more and make fun of me because of you guys.

Thank you for reading
-Drake

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[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello I am Drake

He left us with nary a toodle-oo.

I've noticed that liberal false Christians often do that as soon as we start telling them what the Bible actually says.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

... Jesus and God love EVERYONE yes EVERYONE and it makes them both very sad ...

The fact that you think Jesus and God are two separate people proves you know little about Christianity. The father, the son and the holy spirit are one and the same. We call it "the Trinity." Stick with us, Gander. We will help you to become a true Christian, instead of a half-baked amateur doomed to the fires of Hell for not reading the Bible daily.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello I am Drake

He left us with nary a toodle-oo. I guess that is the manners those catlicks live with. I sure do hope he is not a Homersexual. I was just beginning to warm up to the fellow.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello I am Drake

I was baptized catholic but I go to a christian private school and I thought fluffy bunny ment that I was being called a homosexual that was a mistake on my part. and I actually had a class discussion about baby being born sinful or not I personally believe they are born perfect because they have not in all literalness have done anything But that is just me.

Because you have exactly zero power to save yourself from the pits of Hell, why do you not pay heed to what God actually says? God alone has the power to save you from the Hell He created just for you. Whether or not you comprehend why you are a sinful, despicable creature doesn't matter to Him. Whether or not you believe the beautiful story of His Son's miraculous death and resurrection, however, does matter. In fact, it is the only thing that matters.

He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
John 3:18

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

I was baptized catholic but I go to a christian private school and I thought fluffy bunny ment that I was being called a homosexual that was a mistake on my part. and I actually had a class discussion about baby being born sinful or not I personally believe they are born perfect because they have not in all literalness have done anything But that is just me.

Ah, you are a catholick. Well. That explains it. You are not really a Christian! No wonder everyone snickers at you.
Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

I see you are not only not a Christian but you are making stuff up instead of following the Word of God. Do you know what God says about blasphamers?
Leviticus 24:13-16
13 And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,
14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
15 And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.
16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.
2 Samuel 12:14-18
14 Howbeit, because by this deed thou hast given great occasion to the enemies of the Lord to blaspheme, the child also that is born unto thee shall surely die.
15 And Nathan departed unto his house. And the Lord struck the child that Uriah's wife bare unto David, and it was very sick.
16 David therefore besought God for the child; and David fasted, and went in, and lay all night upon the earth.
17 And the elders of his house arose, and went to him, to raise him up from the earth: but he would not, neither did he eat bread with them.
18 And it came to pass on the seventh day, that the child died. And the servants of David feared to tell him that the child was dead: for they said, Behold, while the child was yet alive, we spake unto him, and he would not hearken unto our voice: how will he then vex himself, if we tell him that the child is dead?

There is a lot more but I do not want to upset you. I like you, friend.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

Friend.

You seem all over the place on what it means to be a Christian. Have you ever read the Bible properly? Not listened to people about what they think it says but actually read it for yourself?

Try it! I guarantee you it will open your eyes as to just how real God actually is and how much it is actually important to dedicate your life to pleasing Him. You'll believe in God as much as I do if you take it all on board and see just how unambiguous it really is and just how flawless and perfect it is in reality.

Or you could just pretend that God exists in your own head, of course, but how do you expect that one to work out for you?

[Drake7s]

Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

Friend, every human is born full of sin, right? They must then repent their sins and become Baptized under the watchful eyes of Our Lord. So until you are proven to of had your sins washed away by the blood of Jesus, you are nothing, insignificant. However, with effort, that can all change.
Hey friend,'Drake', far be it from me to label you or call you a Homersexual. I actually find you people to be terrific company, great hosts, stunning decorators and magnificent singers. Though what I think matters little, It is what God thinks of you.

I was baptized catholic but I go to a christian private school and I thought fluffy bunny ment that I was being called a homosexual that was a mistake on my part. and I actually had a class discussion about baby being born sinful or not I personally believe they are born perfect because they have not in all literalness have done anything But that is just me.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

Yes Drake is my real name and I follow the bible and I love Jesus but when other people hear christian they think bad and suddenly accuse me of stuff and make fun of me and look at cranky old man for an example he is crazy minecraft is a way of expressing your creativity and if people use it for bad things that is there fault

Friend, I want to believe you but I can tell, you really have not read the Bible or if you did, you skipped parts. Imagine you were cooking a pork dinner. Spices out, marinaded. Mmmm boy! But you failed to follow all the steps. You forgot to cook it. Next thing you know, Satan has a firm grip on your bowels, your rectum becomes puckered (I know you know what that is like-Oohh my!). So the lesson here is you have to follow all the rules and all of the words, all of the stops in the Bible to be a Christian. No doubt, all your friends know you really do not follow the Word of God, hence them shunning you.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

Yes that is my name my parents gave me and I am already christian but I do have a couple things to say to everyone that take this a little bit to far I agree with you that satan is bad a stuff but taking it to the point of making fun of someone, really, Jesus and God love EVERYONE yes EVERYONE and it makes them both very sad when you criticize people for saying things and the reason they are saying these things is because of you, yes you, taking it to the point of saying lies making people feel bad and saying things like people are ignorant because they will refuse to believe what you believe but it is your fault they do not want to believe it because you make it look like you are actually crazy and it is really you the one being ignorant. now please stop you are giving a VERY bad name for ALL christian including me. when I go up to someone and say we hang out and them he/she finds out I am christian they just do not talk to me any more and make fun of me because of you guys.

Thank you for reading
-Drake

So you are annoyed that we follow the Bible (KJV1611) exactly?

What kind of bizzaro Christian are you?

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

And btw I am saved and I find it VERY offensive to say that I am trash because I am not I am a human being just like you and guess what even God says everyone is equal so I am not unsaved trash because I belive and worship Jesus and God.
AND I DID NOT MAKE THAT TITLE I WAS JUST INTRODUCING MYSELF
I AM IN NO WAY HOMOSEXUAL I LOVE WOMEN

Friend, every human is born full of sin, right? They must then repent their sins and become Baptized under the watchful eyes of Our Lord. So until you are proven to of had your sins washed away by the blood of Jesus, you are nothing, insignificant. However, with effort, that can all change.
Hey friend,'Drake', far be it from me to label you or call you a Homersexual. I actually find you people to be terrific company, great hosts, stunning decorators and magnificent singers. Though what I think matters little, It is what God thinks of you.

[Drake7s]

Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

Well Drake (if that is really your name) I hope for your sake, you really are a Christian (note the capitalization).
You think we take what too far? The fact that we follow the Bible, the inerrant Word of God® as He had written in His Bible? Do you think we should just change it because parts make you squeamish? Have you cleared this with 'The Big Guy' yet?
Friend, people fell bad because they know they really do not believe in the Majesty of God. I know the Truth and I feel pretty good.
Did you ever think that people make fun of you because of you? Why must you false Christians always blame others for your shortcomings.
Friend, I think if you and I spend some quality time discussing the Bible, perhaps you too can find what you are looking for. Girls will like you.

Yes Drake is my real name and I follow the bible and I love Jesus but when other people hear christian they think bad and suddenly accuse me of stuff and make fun of me and look at cranky old man for an example he is crazy minecraft is a way of expressing your creativity and if people use it for bad things that is there fault

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

Yes that is my name my parents gave me and I am already christian but I do have a couple things to say to everyone that take this a little bit to far I agree with you that satan is bad a stuff but taking it to the point of making fun of someone, really, Jesus and God love EVERYONE yes EVERYONE and it makes them both very sad when you criticize people for saying things and the reason they are saying these things is because of you, yes you, taking it to the point of saying lies making people feel bad and saying things like people are ignorant because they will refuse to believe what you believe but it is your fault they do not want to believe it because you make it look like you are actually crazy and it is really you the one being ignorant. now please stop you are giving a VERY bad name for ALL christian including me. when I go up to someone and say we hang out and them he/she finds out I am christian they just do not talk to me any more and make fun of me because of you guys.
Thank you for reading
-Drake

Well Drake (if that is really your name) I hope for your sake, you really are a Christian (note the capitalization).
You think we take what too far? The fact that we follow the Bible, the inerrant Word of God® as He had written in His Bible? Do you think we should just change it because parts make you squeamish? Have you cleared this with 'The Big Guy' yet?
Friend, people fell bad because they know they really do not believe in the Majesty of God. I know the Truth and I feel pretty good.
Did you ever think that people make fun of you because of you? Why must you false Christians always blame others for your shortcomings.
Friend, I think if you and I spend some quality time discussing the Bible, perhaps you too can find what you are looking for. Girls will like you.

[Drake7s]

Hello I am Drake, A Real Fluffy Bunny Christian, if You Know What I Mean

And btw I am saved and I find it VERY offensive to say that I am trash because I am not I am a human being just like you and guess what even God says everyone is equal so I am not unsaved trash because I belive and worship Jesus and God.
AND I DID NOT MAKE THAT TITLE I WAS JUST INTRODUCING MYSELF
I AM IN NO WAY HOMOSEXUAL I LOVE WOMEN