[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

Sounds like a very interesting man.

Pator I am positive that I have never been raped in any way.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

You sound like a good wife. Does your husband drive?

Oh yes, Mr. Etheldreda drives quite a lot (and thank you). Sometimes his work takes him far enough away that he must spend the night at a hotel. He often accompanies the men from church on their missions and helps with the driving if they don't need to take one of the pastor's jets. Other times, if he's close enough, he'll pull over temporarily and rest up at a truck stop for a few hours. He never misses an opportunity to witness, regardless of where he is, so of course I am very honored to be his wife.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

Thanks for putting my worries at ease

I'm still worried about those Jesuit bead counters slipping their demonic dongs up your boyish backside while you were in student.

Are you sure they didn't gangbang you in the showers or something like that? Through no fault of your own you had to succumb to them? Something like that?

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

You sound like a good wife. Does your husband drive?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

Are any of you a fan of muscle cars?

Mr. Etheldreda doesn't permit me to drive. He thinks that promotes feminism and disobedience. There's really no reason to drive anyway. Old bread bags worn over socks keeps the water and snow out of one's shoes on the walk to the grocery store in the winter. My eyelashes don't freeze together if I walk against the wind, even if it means walking backwards. My husband said he married me because he knew I could pull a plow! The summers are just fine if I go early enough to avoid too many mosquitoes.

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

Are any of you a fan of muscle cars?

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

Thanks for putting my worries at ease

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

I have been wondering this for a LONG LONG time. The catholics didn't give me a straight answer. What is going to the solsiers that have to kill people to protect America? It is one of the 10 Commandments.

Killing for God's Favorite Country(c) is 100% OK Ian!

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

I have been wondering this for a LONG LONG time. The catholics didn't give me a straight answer. What is going to the solsiers that have to kill people to protect America? It is one of the 10 Commandments.

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

Not yet. I'm more focused on protecting God's children at the moment. When I get my career situated I will look for the right women.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

There is a ood chance that he might be voted back into office.

With the direction America is going, I wouldn't be surprised.



So Ian, is there a gal in your future? Anyone special you keep an eye on?

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

There is a ood chance that he might be voted back into office.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Every day is bad as long as Obama is our president. I cannot wait for Romney to save America from those greedy demoncrats.

Amen, Brother Cranky.

I still can't believe that a half-negro is "leading" our once-great country. We pretty much hit our peak as a nation when George W. Bush was President, and then...BOOM.

Third world.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

Any reason why your day was so bad?

Every day is bad as long as Obama is our president. I cannot wait for Romney to save America from those greedy demoncrats.

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

I can see that you are Cranky

Any reason why your day was so bad?