[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

Hello everyone! How was everyone's day?

Horrible. I can not wait until Jesus allows me to go to Heaven.

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

One of the fighters or bombers. F-22, F-35C,B-1 or B-2. If I had my choice it would be the F-22 or 35C

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

Hello everyone! How was everyone's day?

I'm just glad that God didn't strike me dead and send me to hell.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

Hello Ian!

I'm really glad you came back. It may seem like we ask a lot of pointed questions, but you'd be surprised how many people we get in here claiming one thing then it turns out it was a pack of lies.

What kind of planes do you want to fly in the USAF?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

Hello everyone! How was everyone's day?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

It's so refreshing to read about someone from a Chtholic school who has not been the victim of papal priest's ravenous bumhunger.

YIC

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

You are correct!

It's been a joy talking to all of you; but I must retire as it is late. Good night!

Ian

And it was a pleasure meeting you son. Make sure to come back soon!

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

You are correct!

It's been a joy talking to all of you; but I must retire as it is late. Good night!

Ian

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

My father is a realtor. It was my Great-grandmother I have to thank. If it wasn't for her I would probably be a commie. She and her husband had sense to escape before Communism even came into power.

Huh, well good for Gramma O! Seems I heard there were a bunch of Russian immigrants in your area. I used to live in Fresno, so I know how sinful most of California is. But I also read that you all, Ruskies I mean, payed a big part in getting that ban on fag marriage passed out there. So that's good at least, even though most of them Ruskies worship paintings of made-up "saints".

But even a stopped clock is correct twice a day, right?

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

My father is a Godly man.

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

My father is a realtor. It was my Great-grandmother I have to thank. If it wasn't for her I would probably be a commie. She and her husband had sense to escape before Communism even came into power.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

Thank you!

Honestly, I think my family was the only Russians there. I am grateful to have grown up there. It kept all the riffraff out. Everyone was God fearing and very nice.

I don't mean to pry, and feel free to answer as vaguely as you think you need to, but what business is your father in? Is he a Godly man? How did he manage to get you out of the hands of those Red bastards in Mother Russia?

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

Thank you!

Honestly, I think my family was the only Russians there. I am grateful to have grown up there. It kept all the riffraff out. Everyone was God fearing and very nice.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

I wanted to be a part of a religion that follows the Bible and doesn't add to it. I want to learn all of your views.

Ian, I may have misjudged you (the second time, meaning I judged you correctly when I first judged you, so I was right, then I was wrong, but . . . nevermind). You are beginning to seem like Landover material after all. Tell me, how do ex-commies from Russia get to live in gated communities in California?

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

I will put that to good use thank you.