[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

I wanted to be a part of a religion that follows the Bible and doesn't add to it. I want to learn all of your views.

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

Have you all thought of declaring yourselves a new country? The Catholics did it. Why not you?

Our plan is to work with the GOP and the Tea Party to get the seccular U. S. Constitution tossed into the garbage heap and replacing it with the Holy KJV Bible! Glory!

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

I wanted to be a part of a religion that follows the Bible and doesn't add to it. I want to learn all of your views.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

I was impressed above when you said that if the priests tried to rape you, you would beat them off. That's resolve.

I also understand why you left the orthodox church: no place to sit and too many paintings. And Russian is not a pretty language, and is inferior to English in so many ways.

What made you join the Landover forum? What Christian love are you seeking?

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

Have you all thought of declaring yourselves a new country? The Catholics did it. Why not you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

I don't live in Oak Park. I live in a gated community 45 minutes away. I've always liked the way russkies sounded..

A gated community, huh?

I like the cut of your jib, son. We live in an exclusive gated Christian community here in Freehold. It's the only way to keep the riff-raff out and follow God's commandments to love our neighbors and avoid the unsaved scum of the world.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

I don't live in Oak Park. I live in a gated community 45 minutes away. I've always liked the way russkies sounded..

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there!

Showed me. They didn't teach me anything. The Bible can do that for itself.
And no I do no think you are hicks nor did I imply it. You seem like a well educated bunch of people.

So how many russkies are there in Oak Park? Lots of vodka sales at the local Safeway I suppose.

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there!

Ah I have left out a very important part! I was in a Christian Middle and High school. These two schools showed me the KJV.

There were so many pictures! It seems that Orthodox members worship the saints more than Jesus.

Showed me. They didn't teach me anything. The Bible can do that for itself.
And no I do no think you are hicks nor did I imply it. You seem like a well educated bunch of people.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

Ah I have left out a very important part! I was in a Christian Middle and High school. These two schools showed me the KJV.

So you want us to believe that a CATHOLIC school taught you about the KJV Bible, and didn't rape your teenaged anus.




Son, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck. You might think that True Christians(tm) are inbred hicks but the truth is we are GOD's CHOSEN and we WILL NOT BE MOCKED!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

It is a Catholic school. I don't think I ever said otherwise.

Son, what you don't "think" could fill a book. Why have you been so cagey with us? We just want to help you find the Lord. Let us help you son. You managed to get out of commie Russia, you can do this! Glory!

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

It is a Catholic school. I don't think I ever said otherwise.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

It is supposedly a prestigious school. I thought it would help my chances of getting into the Academy.

Christian Brothers High

I believe someone posted a link on the first page.

It's on Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd. I think we know what that means.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

It is supposedly a prestigious school. I thought it would help my chances of getting into the Academy.

Christian Brothers High

I believe someone posted a link on the first page.

THIS one you mean?

Mission
Christian Brothers High School is a college preparatory Catholic school in the Lasallian tradition devoted to the intellectual and personal maturity of each student.

Still want to stick with your story that it's not a papist school?

[Ian O.]

Re: Hello there! I'm a Commy Idol Worshipper that Went to a Catholc High School! Am I Damned?

It is supposedly a prestigious school. I thought it would help my chances of getting into the Academy.

Christian Brothers High

I believe someone posted a link on the first page.