I am Scott. Though I am A Bit Illiterate, I have Taken in the Glory of Jesus

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: I am Scott. Though I am A Bit Illiterate, I have Taken in the Glory of Jesus

He suggested that i return and reintroduce myself.

I must first say that although you may think Ireland is catholic, that is certainly true for the south of Ireland however i am from the north of Ireland where there is a protestant majority and a large baptist following - however i would not consider baptist as being part of the protestant faith.

I came originally to this forum to provide hate and pass judgement on the people who posted here. However after i originally stopped visiting this site i met a young woman.

This woman was of the baptist and faith and i quickly developed feelings for her. However she would have nothing to do with me due to my atheist outlook.

I told her that i would give her views a chance and began attending her church. Only then were my eyes truly opened to the miracles of God. I have been brought up and attended a Methodist church for 15 years of my life.

I realised that their teachings were wrong and that this new church was my new home.

...and in that i have been brought back here to apologise for the judgements i passed before and ask for your forgiveness.

Praise God,

Scott.

Welcome Scott, as one ex-guinness guzzling and whiskey sniffer to another I extend the hand of friendship. Hopefully you're time on these Godly forums will rid you of papacy and drunkeness like it has me.

What part of Ireland are you from, perhaps we could mission together, as soon as your application is approved and investigation into your real intentions are completed. I pray that some day we will work together and rid Ireland of the papists once and for all.

YiC

Liam

[Christianzionist]

Re: I am Scott. Though I am A Bit Illiterate, I have Taken in the Glory of Jesus

I thought that we already established the fact that Scotland is a nation of gay pansies who wear skirts?

I guess they didn't get the memo.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I am Scott. Though I am A Bit Illiterate, I have Taken in the Glory of Jesus

He suggested that i return and reintroduce myself.

. . .

...and in that i have been brought back here to apologise for the judgements i passed before and ask for your forgiveness.

Praise God,

Scott.

Welcome, Scott! I'm so glad to hear that you have decided to turn your back on a lifestyle of Guinness Draught (only 500 calories per pint) and perversion, and instead follow Jesus!

Have you started reading the Bible yet? What's your favorite Bible story, and why?

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am Scott. Though I am A Bit Illiterate, I have Taken in the Glory of Jesus

No sir i meant unfortunately i cannot legally own one. The government will not allow me to buy one, i of course do want one. You cannot be too careful where i live.

This is just what I was talking about in Church yesterday. The government interfering with a mans right to self defense. I was talking with Ernie and we were lamenting the fact that they do not want individuals to have sufficient means to protect a persons family from imminent attack. They let all these Godless heathens in our country and the expect us to just sit and watch as they rob us.
I had some 'Salesman' come down my road and try to make make a 'U Turn' on my property. Yeah, right. He was testing my home defenses.
My boy Luke was stationed in a deer stand with his 30-06 1/4 mile off. Two rounds through the engine block and another dozen right their heals as the ran off for the next 1/4 mile.
I called the sheriff and I have to pay to get it towed away. Not may car and I have to pay.
Hell in a hand basket, the entire country is going down. We need Biblical law reinstated and fast.

[Scott123]

Re: I am Scott. Though I am A Bit Illiterate, I have Taken in the Glory of Jesus

So you do not want a gun? How can anyone who loves Jesus not want a gun?
Say you are driving down the road and a cow blocks your path. You cannot sit there all day. You have little choice but to shoot it. Or perhaps a traffic signal fails to change. Are you an expert with the tools and skills to repair it? Not me, 9mm and that red light is no longer.
Haven't you ever heard the credo "God Guns and Country".
What if a stalker is hunting you. Are you going to wait until he rapes you repeatedly to apply for a permit?

No sir i meant unfortunately i cannot legally own one. The government will not allow me to buy one, i of course do want one. You cannot be too careful where i live.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am Scott. Though I am A Bit Illiterate, I have Taken in the Glory of Jesus

I own no guns sir. Due to the problems of terrorism in my country over the last 50 years, gun control is quite strict. The police seem to only allow ownership to people who want one and feel threatened. Unfortunately they do not consider my life to be under such threat.

So you do not want a gun? How can anyone who loves Jesus not want a gun?
Say you are driving down the road and a cow blocks your path. You cannot sit there all day. You have little choice but to shoot it. Or perhaps a traffic signal fails to change. Are you an expert with the tools and skills to repair it? Not me, 9mm and that red light is no longer.
Haven't you ever heard the credo "God Guns and Country".
What if a stalker is hunting you. Are you going to wait until he rapes you repeatedly to apply for a permit?

[Scott123]

Re: I am Scott. Though I am A Bit Illiterate, I have Taken in the Glory of Jesus

You are very welcome Scott. Being a Lover of God is the strongest fellowship a man can be part of. You give each other hand and if time permits, you have his back as well. It is important to lay prostrate at the feet of Him so He knows you are willingly giving yourself to Him.
Stick with God and He will stick with you.
Tell me Scott, how many guns do you own? I'd imagine you'd have quite a collection.

I own no guns sir. Due to the problems of terrorism in my country over the last 50 years, gun control is quite strict. The police seem to only allow ownership to people who want one and feel threatened. Unfortunately they do not consider my life to be under such threat.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am Scott. Though I am A Bit Illiterate, I have Taken in the Glory of Jesus

Thank you sir for such a warm welcome!
....

You are very welcome Scott. Being a Lover of God is the strongest fellowship a man can be part of. You give each other hand and if time permits, you have his back as well. It is important to lay prostrate at the feet of Him so He knows you are willingly giving yourself to Him.
Stick with God and He will stick with you.
Tell me Scott, how many guns do you own? I'd imagine you'd have quite a collection.

[Scott123]

Re: I am Scott. Though I am A Bit Illiterate, I have Taken in the Glory of Jesus

Welcome Scott. I am so pleased you discovered the Glory of Jesus. Isn't it an amazing feeling, having God massage your soul.
First, he just just quietly speaks to you. Perhaps Jesus slips an arm around your should, giving it a firm yet distinctly many squeeze. You feel nervous, being it is your first time with Him. You feel a tad flushed, your upper lip glistened with a bead of moist sweat. You lick it away and as you turn your head up, your gaze meets His. You nervousness vanishes, seeing the love He has for you.
You reach out to him and He places Himself into your hand, clasping your fingers with His Hand. You can sense the pulsing power. You hold him tightly, knowing this is so right. He brings His lips to your hear and in a soothing voice says 'Let it go, I am here for you, take me in'. In an epiphany of understanding, you instinctively drop to your knees before Him, opening your mouth wide speaking 'Jesus, I want you in me. Now' but no words exited your mouth, it was only a though. But He knew.
Standing in front of you, his pure white robes loosely draped over His muscular shoulders. Your gaze transfixed upon His eye, His hand upon your forehead. You kneeling, drop your gaze, lingering on the cross dangling upon His chest. Oh the Glory!
He stands there, erect and so perfectly shaped. Your mouth falls open,aghast at His Perfection® as you take Him all the way in. You feel Him nudging your soul, your blood pounding in your head as you rhythmically bob up and down, unable to speak save for a guttural grunt of fulfillment. God has given Himself to you.
Drenched in sweat and the Love of Jesus© you arise, throat sore from the excasty of having Him come into you and your swallowing of His thick Rapture.
Yes friend, I know exactly what it is like.

Thank you sir for such a warm welcome!

Dear Scott, as a spokesman for the Lord, I forgive you even though your accent is not very appreciated!

My accent? I am not sure as to what you mean? My literal accent or how i write my posts?

I am not sure about what i have done to warrant the change in thread title? If i have failed to follow some rules i apologise.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am Scott. Though I am A Bit Illiterate, I have Taken in the Glory of Jesus

Dear Scott, as a spokesman for the Lord, I forgive you even though your accent is not very appreciated!

You're a spokesdemon for satan. Piss off.

[Galois]

Re: I am Scott. Though I am A Bit Illiterate, I have Taken in the Glory of Jesus

...and in that i have been brought back here to apologise for the judgements i passed before and ask for your forgiveness.

Dear Scott, as a spokesman for the Lord, I forgive you even though your accent is not very appreciated!

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am Scott. Though I am A Bit Illiterate, I have Taken in the Glory of Jesus

Welcome Scott. I am so pleased you discovered the Glory of Jesus. Isn't it an amazing feeling, having God massage your soul.
First, he just just quietly speaks to you. Perhaps Jesus slips an arm around your should, giving it a firm yet distinctly many squeeze. You feel nervous, being it is your first time with Him. You feel a tad flushed, your upper lip glistened with a bead of moist sweat. You lick it away and as you turn your head up, your gaze meets His. You nervousness vanishes, seeing the love He has for you.
You reach out to him and He places Himself into your hand, clasping your fingers with His Hand. You can sense the pulsing power. You hold him tightly, knowing this is so right. He brings His lips to your hear and in a soothing voice says 'Let it go, I am here for you, take me in'. In an epiphany of understanding, you instinctively drop to your knees before Him, opening your mouth wide speaking 'Jesus, I want you in me. Now' but no words exited your mouth, it was only a though. But He knew.
Standing in front of you, his pure white robes loosely draped over His muscular shoulders. Your gaze transfixed upon His eye, His hand upon your forehead. You kneeling, drop your gaze, lingering on the cross dangling upon His chest. Oh the Glory!
He stands there, erect and so perfectly shaped. Your mouth falls open,aghast at His Perfection® as you take Him all the way in. You feel Him nudging your soul, your blood pounding in your head as you rhythmically bob up and down, unable to speak save for a guttural grunt of fulfillment. God has given Himself to you.
Drenched in sweat and the Love of Jesus© you arise, throat sore from the excasty of having Him come into you and your swallowing of His thick Rapture.
Yes friend, I know exactly what it is like.

[Scott123]

He suggested that i return and reintroduce myself.

I must first say that although you may think Ireland is catholic, that is certainly true for the south of Ireland however i am from the north of Ireland where there is a protestant majority and a large baptist following - however i would not consider baptist as being part of the protestant faith.

I came originally to this forum to provide hate and pass judgement on the people who posted here. However after i originally stopped visiting this site i met a young woman.

This woman was of the baptist and faith and i quickly developed feelings for her. However she would have nothing to do with me due to my atheist outlook.

I told her that i would give her views a chance and began attending her church. Only then were my eyes truly opened to the miracles of God. I have been brought up and attended a Methodist church for 15 years of my life.

I realised that their teachings were wrong and that this new church was my new home.

...and in that i have been brought back here to apologise for the judgements i passed before and ask for your forgiveness.

Praise God,

Scott.