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  • #1

    Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

    Well, hello great Internet forum! I'm ... me! (Le gasp! What an original message! Who else said it, I wonder...)

    No, seriously, that's all you get! ... Or not! I found you in Wikipedia, I didn't know churches could be so rich... But, well, I'm from Greece, so I wouldn't know a rich church since our church is so poor...

    And, well, you gave me an idea! If I can't believe in God, or a higher power, or all these things people use as invisible means of support, I can create a religion embracing science and spread the message to the masses! And where would I find more people for my righteous cause than in the intrawebs?

    So, what do you think? Would you like to hear more about my new religion? Or would you like to show me the error of my ways? Conversation welcome!...Well, actually, I welcome TrueChristians, FalseChristians, Atheists, Muslims, Wiccans, Satanists, etc. to try to recruit me!
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
    Tags: attention whore, rump rangers
  • #2
    Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

    Originally posted by Israfel'sTrueFaith View Post
    *** typical atheistic attention whoring ***
    Dear hairy rump-ranger,

    Please tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Dear hairy rump-ranger,

      Please tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      Oh, hello, random person I do not know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Well, I got to Ορθόδοξη Εκκλησία Αγίας Ελπίδας Χαλκίδας! It's in Greece, since that's where I live!
      My favourite Bible verse? In aramaic or the King James' version? Well, let's go with the King James! It's Song Of Solomon 7,
      Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest,
      where thou makest thy flock to rest at noon:
      for why should I be as one that turneth aside
      by the flocks of thy companions?
      I came to find Jesus, well, by reading the New Testament in Ancient Greek. All of it.
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • #4
        Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

        Welcome friend, I am happy to see you wish to repent your God hating Orthodox ways and have decided to come clean by being washed in the blood of Jesus. Tell me all about your testimony!
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

          I cannot make heads nor tails of anything this person is saying. Do you suppose it is some manner of foreign retarded?
          Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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          Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

          Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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          • #6
            Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

            Greece is suffering for the sins of 2,500 years of lubed-up buttrumping and idle chatter ("philosophy"), if you think your economy can sustain the wrath of God, what until the Krauts ride in with their mousers and Panzerfausts.

            The way things are going the only two nations left on earth in End Times will be (the Southern) United States and Israel.

            Repentance is what you need, son.

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            • #7
              Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

              Originally posted by Christianzionist View Post
              Greece is suffering for the sins of 2,500 years of lubed-up buttrumping and idle chatter ("philosophy"), if you think your economy can sustain the wrath of God, what until the Krauts ride in with their mousers and Panzerfausts.

              The way things are going the only two nations left on earth in End Times will be (the Southern) United States and Israel.

              Repentance is what you need, son.
              Are you suggesting a sex change? ... Looks innocent...
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • #8
                Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

                Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                I cannot make heads nor tails of anything this person is saying. Do you suppose it is some manner of foreign retarded?
                Well, hello to you too! I happen to possess an IQ which is considered quite high, but since I'm so easily amused, it doesn't show...
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • #9
                  Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

                  Originally posted by Israfel'sTrueFaith View Post
                  Well, hello to you too! I happen to possess an IQ which is considered quite high, but since I'm so easily amused, it doesn't show...
                  You do an excellent job of dumbing down. You sure fooled me.
                  Bravo!
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    You do an excellent job of dumbing down. You sure fooled me.
                    Bravo!
                    Well, thank you not-so-random Internet person!
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • #11
                      Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

                      What church do you go to?

                      What is your favourite Bible (KJV1611) verse?

                      When did Jesus first touch you?

                      Three simple questions that God gave us to learn all about newcomers so we can welcome them into God's mostly loving embrace.

                      Why do you come here to mawkishly mock our most cherished beliefs?

                      My young fresh faced, innocent, limber young Nephew has read your post and I don't want to have to tell him about internet trolls because he is still full of the wonders of God's creation and I really hope you can set a good example for him.

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

                        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                        What church do you go to?

                        What is your favourite Bible (KJV1611) verse?

                        When did Jesus first touch you?

                        Three simple questions that God gave us to learn all about newcomers so we can welcome them into God's mostly loving embrace.

                        Why do you come here to mawkishly mock our most cherished beliefs?

                        My young fresh faced, innocent, limber young Nephew has read your post and I don't want to have to tell him about internet trolls because he is still full of the wonders of God's creation and I really hope you can set a good example for him.

                        YIC

                        Hello random person online!
                        Well,I go to to Ορθόδοξη Εκκλησία Αγίας Ελπίδας Χαλκίδας! It's in Greece, since that's where I live!
                        My favourite Bible verse is Song Of Solomon 7,
                        Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest,
                        where thou makest thy flock to rest at noon:
                        for why should I be as one that turneth aside
                        by the flocks of thy companions?
                        I came to find Jesus, well, by reading the New Testament in Ancient Greek. All of it. I was seven, and it was an amazing life lesson...
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • #13
                          Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

                          Originally posted by Israfel'sTrueFaith View Post
                          Well, hello to you too! I happen to possess an IQ which is considered quite high, but since I'm so easily amused, it doesn't show...
                          It all makes sense now.

                          I thought you were high, now I know.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            It all makes sense now.

                            I thought you were high, now I know.
                            ... Well, I might be high... on heels...
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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