Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

[Foul Joo Whore]

Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

It all makes sense now.

I thought you were high, now I know.

... Well, I might be high... on heels...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

Well, hello to you too! I happen to possess an IQ which is considered quite high, but since I'm so easily amused, it doesn't show...

It all makes sense now.

I thought you were high, now I know.

[Foul Joo Whore]

Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

What church do you go to?

What is your favourite Bible (KJV1611) verse?

When did Jesus first touch you?

Three simple questions that God gave us to learn all about newcomers so we can welcome them into God's mostly loving embrace.

Why do you come here to mawkishly mock our most cherished beliefs?

My young fresh faced, innocent, limber young Nephew has read your post and I don't want to have to tell him about internet trolls because he is still full of the wonders of God's creation and I really hope you can set a good example for him.

YIC

Hello random person online!
Well,I go to to Ορθόδοξη Εκκλησία Αγίας Ελπίδας Χαλκίδας! It's in Greece, since that's where I live!
My favourite Bible verse is Song Of Solomon 7,
Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest,
where thou makest thy flock to rest at noon:
for why should I be as one that turneth aside
by the flocks of thy companions?
I came to find Jesus, well, by reading the New Testament in Ancient Greek. All of it. I was seven, and it was an amazing life lesson...

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

What church do you go to?

What is your favourite Bible (KJV1611) verse?

When did Jesus first touch you?

Three simple questions that God gave us to learn all about newcomers so we can welcome them into God's mostly loving embrace.

Why do you come here to mawkishly mock our most cherished beliefs?

My young fresh faced, innocent, limber young Nephew has read your post and I don't want to have to tell him about internet trolls because he is still full of the wonders of God's creation and I really hope you can set a good example for him.

YIC

[Foul Joo Whore]

Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

You do an excellent job of dumbing down. You sure fooled me.
Bravo!

Well, thank you not-so-random Internet person!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

Well, hello to you too! I happen to possess an IQ which is considered quite high, but since I'm so easily amused, it doesn't show...

You do an excellent job of dumbing down. You sure fooled me.
Bravo!

[Foul Joo Whore]

Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

I cannot make heads nor tails of anything this person is saying. Do you suppose it is some manner of foreign retarded?

Well, hello to you too! I happen to possess an IQ which is considered quite high, but since I'm so easily amused, it doesn't show...

[Foul Joo Whore]

Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

Greece is suffering for the sins of 2,500 years of lubed-up buttrumping and idle chatter ("philosophy"), if you think your economy can sustain the wrath of God, what until the Krauts ride in with their mousers and Panzerfausts.

The way things are going the only two nations left on earth in End Times will be (the Southern) United States and Israel.

Repentance is what you need, son.

Are you suggesting a sex change? ... Looks innocent...

[Christianzionist]

Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

Greece is suffering for the sins of 2,500 years of lubed-up buttrumping and idle chatter ("philosophy"), if you think your economy can sustain the wrath of God, what until the Krauts ride in with their mousers and Panzerfausts.

The way things are going the only two nations left on earth in End Times will be (the Southern) United States and Israel.

Repentance is what you need, son.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

I cannot make heads nor tails of anything this person is saying. Do you suppose it is some manner of foreign retarded?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

Welcome friend, I am happy to see you wish to repent your God hating Orthodox ways and have decided to come clean by being washed in the blood of Jesus. Tell me all about your testimony!

[Foul Joo Whore]

Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

Dear hairy rump-ranger,

Please tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Oh, hello, random person I do not know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I got to Ορθόδοξη Εκκλησία Αγίας Ελπίδας Χαλκίδας! It's in Greece, since that's where I live!
My favourite Bible verse? In aramaic or the King James' version? Well, let's go with the King James! It's Song Of Solomon 7,
Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest,
where thou makest thy flock to rest at noon:
for why should I be as one that turneth aside
by the flocks of thy companions?
I came to find Jesus, well, by reading the New Testament in Ancient Greek. All of it.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Creator Of an Anal Intruder Here!

*** typical atheistic attention whoring ***

Dear hairy rump-ranger,

Please tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Foul Joo Whore]

Well, hello great Internet forum! I'm ... me! (Le gasp! What an original message! Who else said it, I wonder...)

No, seriously, that's all you get! ... Or not! I found you in Wikipedia, I didn't know churches could be so rich... But, well, I'm from Greece, so I wouldn't know a rich church since our church is so poor...

And, well, you gave me an idea! If I can't believe in God, or a higher power, or all these things people use as invisible means of support, I can create a religion embracing science and spread the message to the masses! And where would I find more people for my righteous cause than in the intrawebs?

So, what do you think? Would you like to hear more about my new religion? Or would you like to show me the error of my ways? Conversation welcome!...Well, actually, I welcome TrueChristians, FalseChristians, Atheists, Muslims, Wiccans, Satanists, etc. to try to recruit me!