Don't Judge Me

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Don't Judge Me

I'm for America. But I'm not for Jesus.

Then I guess there's no point in you "getting back into" going to church, is there?

[Just a Godmocker]

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I'm a drooling abo? Do you have any idea how offensive that is (and I'm white!)?

[Just a Godmocker]

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What are you some kind of terrorist? You're either with America, or against America. Which is it?

I'm for America. But I'm not for Jesus.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Hi,

I've only recently stumbled on this forum and it has taken a lot of courage to start an account. I have had a trouble past and done some bad things, but I believe the time as come to change my future. I do not wish to divulge any information at this point in time, but hope to seek some sort of enlightenment through this form.

Thanks for having me.

How can we help you get to the root of your sins and personal struggles if you don't give us anything to go on? Registering on a forum for help and then sniveling away like some cockroach is a bit wrong, isn't it?

"For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved." (John 3:20)

Pastor Ed

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I do, I love it here. I'm actually from Australia but moved here. They tell me it's like American but not as good. I'm not convinced.

What are you some kind of terrorist? You're either with America, or against America. Which is it?

[Just a Godmocker]

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We just don't cotton to sin around here.

Do you like Canada/Canukistanis?

I do, I love it here. I'm actually from Australia but moved here. They tell me it's like American but not as good. I'm not convinced.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I'm not sure I follow. Do you not like Canada/Canadians?

We just don't cotton to sin around here.

Do you like Canada/Canukistanis?

[Just a Godmocker]

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What church did you USED TO attend then? And what name can we call you, son?

The smell.

Are you sure it's not the smell of a man's anus under your there nose?

You can call me Roger.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Apologies. At this point in my life, I don't attend church. I used to as a child but haven't for a long time. I'm looking to 'get back into it' (for lack of a better term) and was hoping this forum could help me.

What church did you USED TO attend then? And what name can we call you, son?

How did you know I lived in Canada?

The smell.

[Just a Godmocker]

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Could be a chill went up his spine when he opened your introduction thread. The sort of chill that means your being stalked by a queer mob on a frozen tundra, and the dogs have just picked up your scent again.

I'm not sure I follow. Do you not like Canada/Canadians?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Apologies. At this point in my life, I don't attend church. I used to as a child but haven't for a long time. I'm looking to 'get back into it' (for lack of a better term) and was hoping this forum could help me.

How did you know I lived in Canada?

Could be a chill went up his spine when he opened your introduction thread. The sort of chill that means your being stalked by a queer mob on a frozen tundra, and the dogs have just picked up your scent again.

[Just a Godmocker]

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What church do you attend, boy? Surely they must have Christian churches up in the frozen tundra of Cannukistan.

If you aren't willing to be friendly and introduce yourself, then why make this thread?

Apologies. At this point in my life, I don't attend church. I used to as a child but haven't for a long time. I'm looking to 'get back into it' (for lack of a better term) and was hoping this forum could help me.

How did you know I lived in Canada?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hi,

I've only recently stumbled on this forum and it has taken a lot of courage to start an account. I have had a trouble past and done some bad things, but I believe the time as come to change my future. I do not wish to divulge any information at this point in time, but hope to seek some sort of enlightenment through this form.

Thanks for having me.

What church do you attend, boy? Surely they must have Christian churches up in the frozen tundra of Cannukistan.

If you aren't willing to be friendly and introduce yourself, then why make this thread?

[Just a Godmocker]

Hi,

I've only recently stumbled on this forum and it has taken a lot of courage to start an account. I have had a trouble past and done some bad things, but I believe the time as come to change my future. I do not wish to divulge any information at this point in time, but hope to seek some sort of enlightenment through this form.

Thanks for having me.