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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: hello. I'm the millionth person to join that misquotes Matthew 7:1 in his first post!

    Why do pagans think we'll care if they deliberately choose to burn forever?

    It's all like, "Lookee lookee I'm a pagan. I expect you to be shocked because I believe in stuff that's blatantly been made up in the sixties by tripping hippies looking for an excuse to fornicate with anything with a pulse."

    Why not try thinking critically for five minutes about what you're believing in. Mystic forces, screwing goats and mumbo jumbo aren't going to save your soul, you know.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Hey, I've been to Weatherford. Congratulations, you picked the ONE fag town in all of Texas.

    They have a statue of Peter Pan at the library, for crying out loud!

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    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Dear Godmocking Whore;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

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  • Pim Pendergast
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    Re: hello. I'm the millionth person to join that misquotes Matthew 7:1 in his first post!

    Originally posted by wtfisth View Post
    You people are why people like me leave the christian faith. I was raised Southern Baptist in Weatherford, TX, and am proud of that. Because it gave me a good stand-point on what good people are. I'm Pagan-Proud now. Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself. Isn't that what the new testament teaches you. Then I see awards for punching gays, "bagging" witches, and forcefully Baptizing with holy water loaded squirt guns. You people are worse than Westboro.
    Where do pagans get off trying to tell us how to interpret the Bible? Wouldn't God's children have a better understanding of God's Word than a pagan? Why won't you ask a Christian to tell you what Matt 7:1 means?

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by wanttofistme View Post
    I'm Pagan-Proud now. Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself. Isn't that what the new testament teaches you. Then I see awards for punching gays, "bagging" witches, and forcefully Baptizing with holy water loaded squirt guns. You people are worse than Westboro.
    Oh, Goody! Another "Radical Fairy" who joined a made-up religion which tells him that ritualized sodomy is a sacrament.

    What a surprise.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    What the New Testament actually teaches those of us who have read it is a little more involved than that.

    We don't appreciate the comparison to Westboro, which we consider to be unacceptably liberal on such matters as whether women should speak in church or should teach.
    Glory, feel good, hippie Christian churches like Wesboro always get in trouble with Jesus for their permissive attitude. The Lord is crystal clear in The Bible, there is no reason not to follow His message.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by wtfisth View Post
    Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself. Isn't that what the new testament teaches you.
    What the New Testament actually teaches those of us who have read it is a little more involved than that.

    You people are worse than Westboro.
    We don't appreciate the comparison to Westboro, which we consider to be unacceptably liberal on such matters as whether women should speak in church or should teach.

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    Originally posted by wtfisth View Post
    You people are why people like me leave the christian faith. I was raised Southern Baptist in Weatherford, TX, and am proud of that. Because it gave me a good stand-point on what good people are. I'm Pagan-Proud now. Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself. Isn't that what the new testament teaches you. Then I see awards for punching gays, "bagging" witches, and forcefully Baptizing with holy water loaded squirt guns. You people are worse than Westboro.
    You're exactly right, the New Testament is one single verse. Yep, God sent Jesus to earth, He said six words, then the Romans crucified Him. That's what all of Chrstianity is based on, "Judge not, lest ye be judged". You got it, you completely understand everything about our faith, you Bible scholar you!












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  • hello. I'm the millionth person to join that misquotes Matthew 7:1 in his first post!

    You people are why people like me leave the christian faith. I was raised Southern Baptist in Weatherford, TX, and am proud of that. Because it gave me a good stand-point on what good people are. I'm Pagan-Proud now. Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself. Isn't that what the new testament teaches you. Then I see awards for punching gays, "bagging" witches, and forcefully Baptizing with holy water loaded squirt guns. You people are worse than Westboro.
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