Iron Chariot, Atheist Viking

[IronChariot]

I'm in your site shattering your delusions.

[IronChariot]

Re: My daughter, and chastity belts.

Before you tell me I'm going to hell listen to this. I am a Viking. When a Viking dies in battle he goes to Valhalla. Vikings and christians have always been mortal enemies. When I am close to death I will get suited up in Viking armor, walk into a church, and start slaying christians with my Viking war axe. This means that I will not go to hell. I will go to Valhalla.

[Jack O'fagan]

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[IronChariot]

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[IronChariot]

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You may have god on your side but I have an iron chariot, and everyone knows that god cannot defeat iron chariots. Judges 1:19

[Zechariah Smyth]

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That verse is talking about Judah, numbnuts.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[IronChariot]

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Also Bats are birds, (Leviticus 11:13-19) Insects have four legs. (Leviticus 11:20-23) we should kill babies and enjoy it. (Psalms 137:9) and a single boat can hold billions upon billions of animals. (Genesis 6 through 9)

[IronChariot]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQorzOS-F6w

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm in your site demonstrating my "liberal tolerance" by insulting you for not being exactly like me.

Fixed that for you, jackass.

[IronChariot]

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I must say I saw one of your stupid little awards said true American. I must say that NONE of you could possibly be TRUE Americans in the sense that you follow the beliefs that this country was founded upon. Thomas Jefferson said "A professorship in theology should have no place in our institution." Benjamin Franklin said "Lighthouses are more useful than churches." George Washington would not take communion, and Thomas Paine wrote "The Age of Reason." You should read it sometime. While you're at it you should try reading the U.S. Constitution, the Treaty of Tripoli, and the Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom (Written by Thomas Jefferson) before you go calling yourself a "true American."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I must say I saw one of your stupid little awards said true American. I must say that NONE of you could possibly be TRUE Americans in the sense that you follow the beliefs that this country was founded upon. Thomas Jefferson said "A professorship in theology should have no place in our institution." Benjamin Franklin said "Lighthouses are more useful than churches." George Washington would not take communion, and Thomas Paine wrote "The Age of Reason." You should read it sometime. While you're at it you should try reading the U.S. Constitution, the Treaty of Tripoli, and the Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom (Written by Thomas Jefferson) before you go calling yourself a "true American."

Maybe you should try reading a balanced, objective source on the matter instead of your atheist, God-mocking websites.

How about this fine book?

The Jefferson Lies: Exposing the Myths You've Always Believed About Thomas Jefferson

America, in so many ways, has forgotten. Its roots, its purpose, its identity―all have become shrouded behind a veil of political correctness bent on twisting the nation's founding, and its founders, to fit within a misshapen modern world.

The time has come to remember again.

In The Jefferson Lies, prominent historian David Barton sets out to correct the distorted image of a once-beloved founding father, Thomas Jefferson. To do so, Barton tackles seven myths head-on, including:

• Did Thomas Jefferson really have a child by his young slave girl, Sally Hemings?
• Did he write his own Bible, excluding the parts of Christianity with which he disagreed?
• Was he a racist who opposed civil rights and equality for black Americans?
• Did he, in his pursuit of separation of church and state, advocate the secularizing public life?

Through Jefferson's own words and the eyewitness testimony of contemporaries, Barton repaints a portrait of the man from Monticello as a visionary, an innovator, a man who revered Jesus, a classical Renaissance man―and a man whose pioneering stand for liberty and God-given inalienable rights fostered a better world for this nation and its posterity. For America, the time to remember these truths again is now.

[IronChariot]

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I'm not making fun of you for "not being exactly like me." I'm making fun of you because you are an easily lead, gullible idiot who believes in fairy tales and expects others to believe it too without any evidence to support your claims. You live your life by the writings of unenlightened old hairy men from the Bronze Age who were barely literate and lived in the desert. I love how I keep getting infractions for disproving your harebrained beliefs.

[Levi Jones]

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I'm not making fun of you for "not being exactly like me." I'm making fun of you because you are an easily lead, gullible idiot who believes in fairy tales and expects others to believe it too without any evidence to support your claims. You live your life by the writings of unenlightened old hairy men from the Bronze Age who were barely literate and lived in the desert. I love how I keep getting infractions for disproving your harebrained beliefs.

No, you are getting infractions for spamming videos that have nothing to do with the topic at hand.

Didn't I ask you to make an introduction for yourself?

You are going to feel so stupid some day when you read your posts here.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm not making fun of you for "not being exactly like me." I'm making fun of you because you are an easily lead, gullible idiot who believes in fairy tales and expects others to believe it too without any evidence to support your claims. You live your life by the writings of unenlightened old hairy men from the Bronze Age who were barely literate and lived in the desert. I love how I keep getting infractions for disproving your harebrained beliefs.

You've disproven nothing, Spanky.

And you really need to learn your history. The Bible was compiled not in the Bronze Age, not in the Iron Age, but solidly in the Classical Period. You know, the period you Enlightenment Wannabes get all dewy-eyed over.

Go look it up, instead of believing every little philosoraptor meme you see on /r/atheism, you intellectually incurious, witless little parrot.

Oh, and why is it you don't go down the street to your Mommy's church and tell all her friends in the congregation how stupid they are, instead of going online where you think you're anonymous and posting idiotic crap? Is it because you're a pathetic little coward?

Yeah, I thought so.

[IronChariot]

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I'll stick to official documents taken directly from U.S. history archives thank you very much. There are plenty of idiots who write incredibly stupid books which in no way represent reality. The book you just mentioned is one of them. The U.S. History archives which can be found at <http://www.ushistory.org/> are much more reliable than some stupid book written by some stupid person with a biased agenda.