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  • Pastor Ed Lowman
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
    I came to this thread because of seeing a link to this website and I couldn't believe the hypocracy and sinfull condemnation of others performed by Paster Ezekiel. I tried to debate his flawed logic and ask how he his holyer than the rest of us because he " Punched the most queers " ( is an actual award ( how is it christain to assault others )) I tried state how god and his son jesus are the only ones who can realy judge and punnish. I then got an infraction and am not allowed to access the " False religions and cults " section because " Jesus himself doesn't want me to be in it " so either Ezekiel believes he is Jesus or that he is being told directly by jesus what to do in every given situation.

    My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.
    You should try eating something. Maybe it will help your logic, which (just like your spelling) is atrocious.

    The Bible does tell us what to do in every situation (2 Timothy 3:16-17). It tells us what to do to faggots, blasphemers, and all others, including those who come spreading their stink in a privately owned Christian forum.

    And does it not make perfect sense for a Supreme Being to give us a Book to guide us in and out of every conceivable predicament? Of course it does!

    You are a spiritual numbskull.

    Pastor Ed

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
    My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.
    Please show where any True Christian(tm) has twisted the Bible (KJV1611) in any way.

    As to punching queers? God tells us in Leviticus 20:13 that we should kill them. Being punched is far more mercyful than being killed, doncha think?

    Think on.

    YIC

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
    I came to this thread because of seeing a link to this website and I couldn't believe the hypocracy and sinfull condemnation of others performed by Paster Ezekiel. I tried to debate his flawed logic and ask how he his holyer than the rest of us because he " Punched the most queers " ( is an actual award ( how is it christain to assault others )) I tried state how god and his son jesus are the only ones who can realy judge and punnish. I then got an infraction and am not allowed to access the " False religions and cults " section because " Jesus himself doesn't want me to be in it " so either Ezekiel believes he is Jesus or that he is being told directly by jesus what to do in every given situation.

    My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.
    That was the worst introduction I've ever read.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
    I came to this thread because of seeing a link to this website and I couldn't believe the hypocracy and sinfull condemnation of others performed by Paster Ezekiel. I tried to debate his flawed logic and ask how he his holyer than the rest of us because he " Punched the most queers " ( is an actual award ( how is it christain to assault others )) I tried state how god and his son jesus are the only ones who can realy judge and punnish. I then got an infraction and am not allowed to access the " False religions and cults " section because " Jesus himself doesn't want me to be in it " so either Ezekiel believes he is Jesus or that he is being told directly by jesus what to do in every given situation.

    My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.
    Friend, you must be confused. No one cares what you think about them. All that matters is how devoted you are to God.
    You whine like a four year old girl about being admonished for failing to follow the Bible (which was written for even the simplest of minds to follow) and follow up by inferring insults on your betters.
    Friend, you are on the Fast-trac(tm) to an eternity in Hell.
    Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

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  • Noah Sole
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
    I came to this thread because of seeing a link to this website and I couldn't believe the hypocracy and sinfull condemnation of others performed by Paster Ezekiel. I tried to debate his flawed logic and ask how he his holyer than the rest of us because he " Punched the most queers " ( is an actual award ( how is it christain to assault others )) I tried state how god and his son jesus are the only ones who can realy judge and punnish. I then got an infraction and am not allowed to access the " False religions and cults " section because " Jesus himself doesn't want me to be in it " so either Ezekiel believes he is Jesus or that he is being told directly by jesus what to do in every given situation.

    My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.
    Hello skinny,

    Well I'm not one to normally complain about abysmal spelling (many people are not as fortunate as us to be home-schooled and thus properly versed in God's English) - but, yours is atrocious - did you go to school at all?

    I'm also interested to know why you think Jim Jones is a power hungry psycho, I know he's a negra and that rap music of his is pretty awful but really that insult is way over the top. I'd like to see your evidence that 'Hitler twisted the Bible'? And Pastor Ezekiel is a really nice man, you've obviously upset him in some way, haven't you?

    All the best

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Ah, a fan of Revelation 21:6.

    A cautious welcome to you, sinner seeking Salvation®.
    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

    Just two verses on and God really lays it on the line for people like you. You came to the right place to learn how to survive death.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
    If he does follow the bible to the letter than how have I yet to see him love thy neighbor ( Who doesn't share his exact beliefs ) or turn the other cheek ?

    How do I " lose " if instead of forming a legitimate arguement...
    Read the forum's rules, friend. You'll see that those rules very clearly state that this is NOT a debate forum. We are not interested in hearing your little arguments. We are right and you are wrong.

    ...the just bans me from posting in any spot other than here and changes my posts/info ( 6yr olds react in similar ways when proven wrong )

    How do you know that he is a true christain ? Doesn't the bible warn of a false prophit ?
    I don't know, does it? If it does, surely you'll be able to tell me the chapter and verse without using Google.


    I am not part of a cult. I study the bible free of outside influence by myself so that I can't be misguided by potential pawns of satan.
    Oh good, you study the Bible! So tell me the exact chapter and verse where it warns us against a false "prophit," and please expound upon any information it gives us on exactly how we can recognize that false "prophit" when we see him.

    Go on, I'll wait.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
    I came to this thread because of seeing a link to this website and I couldn't believe the hypocracy and sinfull condemnation of others performed by Paster Ezekiel. I tried to debate his flawed logic and ask how he his holyer than the rest of us because he " Punched the most queers " ( is an actual award ( how is it christain to assault others )) I tried state how god and his son jesus are the only ones who can realy judge and punnish. I then got an infraction and am not allowed to access the " False religions and cults " section because " Jesus himself doesn't want me to be in it " so either Ezekiel believes he is Jesus or that he is being told directly by jesus what to do in every given situation.

    My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.

    Wow, your spelling and grammar are so abominable, I'm almost not offended that you fail to capitalize words like, "God," "Jesus," and "Christian."

    As for Pastor Ezekiel, it is absolutely true that Jesus is telling him what to do in every situation. Your lack of compassion for Pastor Zeke is truly disgusting. Do you have any idea what an enormous burden it is for him to be the last line of defense between our holy forums and hatemongers like you?

    Do you think he enjoys having to constantly rebuke the likes of you, boy?

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  • Slender Man
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    Re: Hello

    If he does follow the bible to the letter than how have I yet to see him love thy neighbor ( Who doesn't share his exact beliefs ) or turn the other cheek ?

    How do I " lose " if instead of forming a legitimate arguement the just bans me from posting in any spot other than here and changes my posts/info ( 6yr olds react in similar ways when proven wrong )

    How do you know that he is a true christain ? Doesn't the bible warn of a false prophit ? For all we know he is a pawn of the devil !

    I am not part of a cult. I study the bible free of outside influence by myself so that I can't be misguided by potential pawns of satan.

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  • Pim Pendergast
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Slender Man View Post
    I couldn't believe the hypocracy and sinfull condemnation of others performed by Paster Ezekiel.
    You will find Pastor Ezekiel to be completely consistent in his views and not at all hypocritical.

    I tried to debate his flawed logic and ask how he his holyer than the rest of us because he " Punched the most queers " ( is an actual award ( how is it christain to assault others )) I tried state how god and his son jesus are the only ones who can realy judge and punnish.
    You tried to debate him. No doubt you lost the debate, and that's why you have sour grapes.

    I am not allowed to access the " False religions and cults " section because " Jesus himself doesn't want me to be in it " so either Ezekiel believes he is Jesus or that he is being told directly by jesus what to do in every given situation.
    God speaks directly to Pastor Ezekiel and to all true Christians through His Word, the 1611 KJV.

    My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.
    Well, you mentioned your favourite Bible verse, but tell us which cult you attend and why you have rejected Jesus.

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  • Slender Man
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    Hello

    I came to this thread because of seeing a link to this website and I couldn't believe the hypocracy and sinfull condemnation of others performed by Paster Ezekiel. I tried to debate his flawed logic and ask how he his holyer than the rest of us because he " Punched the most queers " ( is an actual award ( how is it christain to assault others )) I tried state how god and his son jesus are the only ones who can realy judge and punnish. I then got an infraction and am not allowed to access the " False religions and cults " section because " Jesus himself doesn't want me to be in it " so either Ezekiel believes he is Jesus or that he is being told directly by jesus what to do in every given situation.

    My favoriate bible verse is Revelation 21:6. Also I don't like power hungry psychos who twist the bible to their own ends. Example : Hitler, the religious leaders during the dark ages, Jim Jones, and of course Paster Ezekiel.
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