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    Ilysfm Jesus! <3 <3 <3

    I can't wait to go to 'Hell', simply because none of you 'True Christians™' will be there.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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    Re: Ilysfm Jesus! &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3

    Good for you. Now go eat your checkers.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      Re: Ilysfm Jesus! &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Good for you. Now go eat your checkers.
      Checkers? How am I supposed to consume a board game?
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        Re: Ilysfm Jesus! &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3

        Originally posted by Evephony View Post
        I can't wait to go to 'Hell', simply because none of you 'True Christians™' will be there.
        We can hardly wait, either.
        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

        Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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        • #5
          Re: Ilysfm Jesus! &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3

          Originally posted by Evephony View Post
          I can't wait to go to 'Hell', simply because none of you 'True Christians™' will be there.
          So what you are saying is that you can't wait for the time when Satan's perfidious polarm of penile penetrative power plugs your pucker?

          That simply tells all right minded True Christians that the gaywise lifestyle is a choice and that atheists are idiots.

          Did you not know that we already didn't think anything not different to that?

          Proof, if proof be need be that the gaysexualism (aka anal rape to the buttockular cleft) and the athiokindergarten upbringing so many young folks seem to be getting, these days is rotting the body and soul of the youth of today.

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #6
            Re: Ilysfm Jesus! &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3

            Originally posted by Evephony View Post
            I can't wait to go to 'Hell', simply because none of you 'True Christians™' will be there.
            Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

            YIC,

            --Pastor Ezekiel
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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