Hi, I am an Empty Headed Female - Please Do Not Use Big Words Near Me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, I am an Empty Headed Female - Please Do Not Use Big Words Near Me.

hi my name is sarah. I live in winooski vermont. I dont go to church right now but want to. I dont read the bible because i cant understand it.

Are you a retarded or something? All you have to understand is that Christ wants you to live forever with Him up in the sky and not down in hell where you'd be repeatedly raped by demons forever and ever.

And what's wrong with Faith Baptist? I used to know the pastor up there....What was his name again?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hi, I am an Empty Headed Female - Please Do Not Use Big Words Near Me.

hi my name is sarah. I live in winooski vermont. I dont go to church right now but want to. I dont read the bible because i cant understand it.

Hi Sarah!

What you need to do is to marry a good Christian manly man who can handle the understanding department and you can be the perfect Helpmeet for him.

Jesus brought you here: maybe this is why

YIC

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi, I am an Empty Headed Female - Please Do Not Use Big Words Near Me.

hi my name is sarah. I live in winooski vermont. I dont go to church right now but want to. I dont read the bible because i cant understand it.

Hi, Sarah!

In my signature you will see two links.

One is to the "Bible in a Year" section of this forum. The other is to a site called "Real Bible Stories", where Bible stories are presented in an easy-to-understand style.

I suggest you explore both to learn more about who God is!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Let me introduce myself...

hi my name is sarah. I live in winooski vermont. I dont go to church right now but want to. I dont read the bible because i cant understand it.

I'm sorry you are a product of the U.S. public education system, Sarah. If you are having trouble with God's Holy Word, perhaps you should ask a Pastor to explain it to you.

We're here for you.

[youngsarah]

hi my name is sarah. I live in winooski vermont. I dont go to church right now but want to. I dont read the bible because i cant understand it.