Hi i'm new here

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hi i'm new here

My husband discovered this site, so he said i could register. He will be using the same account, as i will not be present so much.

One of my sons is having a hard time, he was bullied at school a lot and now i have him for home teaching. I came to this site because i have a hard time in my country. We have a lot of Muslims in our country and this causes for a lot of problems. I thought i could have a piece of enlightenment by joining.

Another home schooler!



Hello dear, and welcome to the forums. Might I suggest that before you continue educating your child at home, you learn what a Non Sequitur is (hint, your entire post counts), as you will be teaching your child the fine art of communication and logic. Might I also remind you that by embracing the Holy Word of God as your educational spine, your children will learn history, geography, math, language arts, science, penmanship, theology, government, and many more subjects! It's really all you'll need to raise a quiver full of Godly Soldiers for Christ!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi i'm new here

I'm sorry if my name offends u. Is there a way to change it? Far is actually spelled Färt, its Swedish.

What are you doing in the non-country of fascist Belgistan?

[Lucy Fart]

Re: Hi i'm new here

It's much more subtle than "Lucy Fur" would have been.

I always find it bizarre when someone registers with a ridiculous name like this, which may as well be "Satan Gives Good 666", and then pretends to be a Christian.


Well, that makes one of us.

I'm sorry if my name offends u. Is there a way to change it? Far is actually spelled Färt, its Swedish.

[Lucy Fart]

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Hi Lucy, why did you think you should register? You know you could read with out registering, at all?

I wonder if Jesus did not bring you here for a chance at being Saved™.

Tell us more about you and we can tell if you trully desire to be washed in the sweet love of the Lamb of you are yet another God mocking whore.

YIC

My husband discovered this site, so he said i could register. He will be using the same account, as i will not be present so much.

One of my sons is having a hard time, he was bullied at school a lot and now i have him for home teaching. I came to this site because i have a hard time in my country. We have a lot of Muslims in our country and this causes for a lot of problems. I thought i could have a piece of enlightenment by joining.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi i'm new here

Lucy far. I geddit!

It's much more subtle than "Lucy Fur" would have been.

I always find it bizarre when someone registers with a ridiculous name like this, which may as well be "Satan Gives Good 666", and then pretends to be a Christian.

Hi,

After reading a lot on this forum, i thought i should register.

Well, that makes one of us.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi i'm new here

Lucy far. I geddit!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hi i'm new here

Hi Lucy, why did you think you should register? You know you could read with out registering, at all?

I wonder if Jesus did not bring you here for a chance at being Saved(tm).

Tell us more about you and we can tell if you trully desire to be washed in the sweet love of the Lamb of you are yet another God mocking whore.

YIC

[Lucy Fart]

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I assume you will not be posting much because you will be tending to your husband and your sons. Speaking of which, how many successful mal births have you done for Jesus? How many abject failures?

I've been blessed with 2 sons.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi i'm new here

I assume you will not be posting much because you will be tending to your husband and your sons. Speaking of which, how many successful mal births have you done for Jesus? How many abject failures?

[Lucy Fart]

Hi,

After reading a lot on this forum, i thought i should register.

I live in Europe and have recently started to read King James version on the Bible. I would like to praise the lord for this and want to share this with the rest of you.

I may not be posting much, because i dont have a lot of time, but i'll be reading a lot.


Thanks