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    Please everyone

    Watch the Da Vinci-Code, and tell me it doesn't make any sense. It pretty much clears up everything and shows how you believe in stuff Jesus had never spoken of.
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    Re: Please everyone

    The Da Vinci code is a work of fiction that doesn't even get its "facts" straight. You're seriously going to make a belief system out of a novel written by a tenth rate author who isn't even bothered if people go along behind him debunking what he states as fact with simple observation?

    We, meanwhile, have the very words of Jesus as inspiration. Find a single True Christian(TM) who has ever misquoted our Lord.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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      Re: Please everyone

      Originally posted by RealAtheist View Post
      Watch the Da Vinci-Code, and tell me it doesn't make any sense. It pretty much clears up everything and shows how you believe in stuff Jesus had never spoken of.
      Your atheism is based on a trashy fiction novel? Seriously?
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • #4
        Re: Please everyone

        The Da Vinci Code is about Catholics, and Catholics aren't Christians.
        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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        • #5
          Re: Please everyone

          Originally posted by RealAtheist View Post
          Watch the Da Vinci-Code, and tell me it doesn't make any sense.
          How about you stop being so lazy and read the book instead of watching some Hellywood trash. Yes, it's piece of fiction but it would be at least reading. Once you learn how to do that, you can move to real literature, the bible.

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          • #6
            Re: Please everyone

            Da Vinci was queer.



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #7
              Re: Please everyone

              Originally posted by RealAtheist View Post
              Watch the Da Vinci-Code, and tell me it doesn't make any sense. It pretty much clears up everything and shows how you believe in stuff Jesus had never spoken of.
              Doesn't that movie start the cross-dresser, Tom Hanks?

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #8
                Re: Please everyone

                Originally posted by RealAtheist View Post
                Watch the Da Vinci-Code, and tell me it doesn't make any sense. It pretty much clears up everything and shows how you believe in stuff Jesus had never spoken of.


                Next you're going to tell us that 9/11 was an inside job, as proven by Zeitgeist, right?

                Do you atheists really just believe everything you see on the Internet?
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                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #9
                  Re: Please everyone

                  Originally posted by RealAtheist View Post
                  Watch the Da Vinci-Code, and tell me it doesn't make any sense. It pretty much clears up everything and shows how you believe in stuff Jesus had never spoken of.
                  That's a swell impression of Michael Moore. Do Ricky Gervais next.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Please everyone

                    Watch The Muppet Show, and tell me it doesn't make any sense. It pretty much clears up everything and shows how you believe in stuff Jesus had never spoken of.

                    That makes just as much sense, dear friend.
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