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  • #1

    Thanks ("Catholic" undertands neither the Bible nor Catholic teaching)

    When i found this website, I laughed because it was funny to me that people could be this Sexist,Narrow-Minded,Blasphemous or just plain stupid i'm also dissapointed that you guys are here to make christianity look bad i'm not saying it's everyone here but a good amount of people are
    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9
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  • #2
    Re: Thanks

    Why are you here? Did your father satan send you here to persecute us for our fidelity to God's Word?

    John 8:43-44
    Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.
    Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    • #3
      Re: Thanks

      Originally posted by LogicalCatholic View Post
      When i found this website, I laughed because it was funny to me that people could be this Sexist,Narrow-Minded,Blasphemous or just plain stupid...
      A humanist (like myself) finds those things sad, not funny. Thanks for confirming that Catholics really are just as messed up by their religion as these folks.

      ... i'm also dissapointed that you guys are here to make christianity look bad...
      Really? Care to point out where they've misrepresented the Bible's teachings?

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      • #4
        Re: Thanks

        Originally posted by LogicalCatholic View Post
        When i found this website, I laughed because it was funny to me that people could be this Sexist,Narrow-Minded,Blasphemous or just plain stupid i'm also dissapointed that you guys are here to make christianity look bad i'm not saying it's everyone here but a good amount of people are
        I see American isn't your first language. Perhaps I can simplify this for you...

        What...church...do...you...go...to?

        What...is...your...favorite...Bible...verse?

        How...did...you...come...to...find...Jesus?

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: Thanks

          Look buddy i find it sad too but i try to find the humor in life & according to some forums on here Minecraft makes kids sex slaves & ruins the economy,beating children with aspergers or autism is acceptable,letting your daughter get raped is a-ok ,& that Women are inferior creatures for sex & dont bash down catholisicm we should be friends not foes
          And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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          • #6
            Re: Thanks

            Originally posted by LogicalCatholic View Post
            dont bash down catholisicm we should be friends not foes
            No, we should not be friends. Scripture tells us to have no fellowship with the unsaved. If you wish to join in our fellowship, you must first renounce your romanistic, cannibalistic, satanistic false-christian death cult and turn to Christ.

            II Corinthians 6:14-17
            Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
            And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
            And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
            Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,
            II Thessalonians 1:7-9
            And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
            In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
            Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
            The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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            • #7
              Re: Thanks

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              I see American isn't your first language. Perhaps I can simplify this for you...

              What...church...do...you...go...to?

              What...is...your...favorite...Bible...verse?

              How...did...you...come...to...find...Jesus?

              Ok Saint Bernard of Clarvoe
              So in everything Do to others What you would have them do to you
              Parents
              And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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              • #8
                Re: Thanks

                Son, have you read the Bible, or does everything you know about Christianity stem from the sweet nothings whispered into your ear by pederast priests during your scarred childhood?
                II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                • #9
                  Re: Thanks

                  Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                  No, we should not be friends. Scripture tells us to have no fellowship with the unsaved. If you wish to join in our fellowship, you must first renounce your romanistic, cannibalistic, satanistic false-christian death cult and turn to Christ.

                  II Corinthians 6:14-17
                  Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
                  And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
                  And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
                  Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,
                  I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the humanist & according to history we have never been cannibals nor have we ever worshipped the devil he's the bad guy to us too, we're not a cult we are a part of Christianity same as you We worship Christ Same as you & Being romanistic isn't an insult really
                  And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                  • #10
                    Re: Thanks

                    Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                    Why are you here? Did your father satan send you here to persecute us for our fidelity to God's Word?

                    John 8:43-44
                    Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.
                    Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
                    First of bigot I'm not satan's son, second off I'm here to persecute you for your perversion of god's words
                    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                    • #11
                      Re: Thanks

                      Originally posted by LogicalCatholic View Post
                      When i found this website, I laughed because it was funny to me that people could be this Sexist,Narrow-Minded,Blasphemous or just plain stupid i'm also dissapointed that you guys are here to make christianity look bad i'm not saying it's everyone here but a good amount of people are
                      We do get our share of trolls who wander in here and make blasphemous comments in an attempt to turn us away from Christ. It hasn't worked yet though.

                      Why are you here? Did the pope send you?

                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Thanks

                        Originally posted by LogicalCatholic View Post
                        we're not a cult we are a part of Christianity same as you We worship Christ Same as you
                        Uh...no.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Thanks

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          We do get our share of trolls who wander in here and make blasphemous comments in an attempt to turn us away from Christ. It hasn't worked yet though.

                          Why are you here? Did the pope send you?

                          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                          Thanks for not calling me satan's son like some of your "honorable" priests But I'm not here to turn you from christ I'm here to ask why do you allow posts like Beating your child cures autism or one that teaches you how to get your daughter raped the god friendly way to exist here
                          And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                          • #14
                            Re: Thanks

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Uh...no.
                            Oh really now ever look in a dictionary,Wikipedia,or a library
                            You'll find plenty of definitions of catholicism that have the word Christianity meaning we worship Christ
                            And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                            • #15
                              Re: Thanks

                              Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                              Son, have you read the Bible, or does everything you know about Christianity stem from the sweet nothings whispered into your ear by pederast priests during your scarred childhood?
                              I was never molested by a priest unlike some daughters of people on this forum & if I know 1 thing about god it's that he's a force for good not bigotry
                              By the way what I mean by my opening statement is that there's a post supporting the rape of daughters for god... Really classy place you got here
                              And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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