[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings all

I'm curious why the Urantian is named "Captain Malfunction". Shouldn't he be "Major Malfunction"?

[Deaner]

Re: Greetings all

Sorry, no. These are "True Christians™" extrapolating the Torah in ignorance and hatred. Eloquence, you will not find here, I'm sorry to say.

It is simple in the words of YHWH, but these bufoons make it so much more complicated than it need be. I feel sorry for them in every respect.

Shalom,

David

Beat it yid.

[Captain_Malfunction]

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You're not mentioned in the Book of Urine Tea, sorry.

Well darn, here I was hoping for that. Well perhaps you could direct me to the passage in the KJV where trolls exist? It would be helpful to know if you mean literal trolls (the small folk from fairy tales who often hide under bridges) or if you have a different meaning of troll that I am unfamiliar with.

If you are speaking literally, I can assure you I have never hidden under a bridge.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Please point to where in the Book of Urantia where Trolls exist. I could not find it anywhere.

You're not mentioned in the Book of Urine Tea, sorry.

[Captain_Malfunction]

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Of course you did, little troll.

I am not a member of Landover Baptist Church, and don't live in Freehold. I have my own congregation in Indiana. That is why I am an "Honorary True Christian™".

Please point to where in the Book of Urantia where Trolls exist. I could not find it anywhere.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I wrote double to illustrate my point.

Of course you did, little troll.

I am not a member of Landover Baptist Church, and don't live in Freehold. I have my own congregation in Indiana. That is why I am an "Honorary True Christian(tm)".

[Captain_Malfunction]

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I wrote double to illustrate my point. Perhaps you just missed it? Curious that you are an "Honorary" True Christian™ couldn't become a regular one?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings all

Perhaps there is no space, perhaps space is a lie? Perhaps there is no self, or you and I?

So how do you explain the Nephilim that appear in Genesis 6:4 and later are referenced in Genesis 6:4? Wouldn't these be closer to God than angels and man?

Considering He drowned them all in the Flood, I'm going to say no.

Genesis 6:4 AND Genesis 6:4? Interesting.

[Captain_Malfunction]

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Enough trolling. There is no "magnetic field," only angels holding things together and doing God's Holy Will, and no "space" or "islands," or Havonas or worlds (other than this flat disc one - Isaiah 40:22; Job 9:6; Matt 4:8). We are the highest creation next to angels, according to the Bible (Genesis 1:26). The Good Book would have talked about such things, but it doesn't.

That means you are talking utter nonsense, obviously in an attempt to stir up trouble here.

Be gone, demon. Shoo.

Pastor Ed

Perhaps there is no space, perhaps space is a lie? Perhaps there is no self, or you and I?

So how do you explain the Nephilim that appear in Genesis 6:4 and later are referenced in Genesis 6:4? Wouldn't these be closer to God than angels and man?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Yup just like soon we will discover that at the center of the cosmos is a stationary island called the Isle of Paradise where God lives, that is then surrounded by Havona which is a universe contenting a billion perfect worlds which around is seven superuniverses.

It is coming, be prepared.

Enough trolling. There is no "magnetic field," only angels holding things together and doing God's Holy Will, and no "space" or "islands," or Havonas or worlds (other than this flat disc one - Isaiah 40:22; Job 9:6; Matt 4:8). We are the highest creation next to angels, according to the Bible (Genesis 1:26). The Good Book would have talked about such things, but it doesn't.

That means you are talking utter nonsense, obviously in an attempt to stir up trouble here.

Be gone, demon. Shoo.

Pastor Ed

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Not Tootsie-Roll centre? Colour me disappointed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Urantian troll?

I'll let you find out, OK?

[Captain_Malfunction]

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I live in America. I didn't spend a dime on it. What those french loving germans do in their own continent is their business.

[Didymus Much]

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Yup...

What I don't understand is if we've discovered the Higgs boson so many times before why we couldn't just use one of the other Large Hadron Colliders that we must have built to do so (or why we've never managed to find another one) because certainly there'd be a better use for the 24 billion euros or whatever we spent on this one, dontcha think?

... just like soon we will discover that at the center of the cosmos is a stationary island called the Isle of Paradise where God lives, that is then surrounded by Havona...

God lives in the middle of Cuba, now?

... which is a universe contenting a billion perfect worlds which around is seven superuniverses...

Not Tootsie-Roll centre? Colour me disappointed.

...It is coming, be prepared.

Matthew 24:34 "Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled."

Of course, that was about 100 generations ago or so, but be patient...

[Captain_Malfunction]

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You mean like all the other times that mankind has discovered the Higgs boson?

Yup just like soon we will discover that at the center of the cosmos is a stationary island called the Isle of Paradise where God lives, that is then surrounded by Havona which is a universe contenting a billion perfect worlds which around is seven superuniverses.

It is coming, be prepared.

[Didymus Much]

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...But as for the stuff which has been "proved" false, science is cyclical it will eventually come around to our correct view again.

You mean like all the other times that mankind has discovered the Higgs boson?