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I am a Catholic and I go to a Catholic Church every Sunday and wanted to say hello to my fellow Christians.
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1) You're not a Christian.Originally posted by ferdiinande View Post
2) That's not the most piss-poor introduction I've ever seen, but it's close. Please tell us specifically which Papist church you attend, what your favorite verse from your false Bible is, and how many children you've birthed and then offered up as sex slaves for the priests.WARNING:
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Hey Fergi!
Quick question: when you think of Our Lord Jesus Christ, do you think of this:
Or this:
Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),
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Hello as you can probably tell this site includes a lot of hate and will rip you apart for doing anything wrong even spelling errors to bad capitilization. Good luck I hope you find your way.Comment
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Hate? Are you kidding? Landover Baptist Church forum is the friendliest forum on the internets! Where else are you going to find people so dedicated to spreading the Good News of the Bible without watering it down to appease the fractured egos of modern man?Originally posted by hollysteck View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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What the heck!? When did you turn against us, Holly!? I thought you were such a sweet young lady.Originally posted by hollysteck View Post
Quite frankly, I'm shocked by your outburst. Are you feeling OK?WARNING:
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Gee Holly, what bug crawled up your butt and stayed for dinner?Originally posted by hollysteck View Post
I do not hate anyone. You are more than welcome to be as illiterate as you want. The world needs ditch diggers, mopers and apple pickers.
The OP is a catlick. Everyone knows, catlicks are not Christians. Plain and simple.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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