Introduction of Dick Stewie: International guest speaker on sexuality

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introduction of Dick Stewie: International guest speaker on sexuality

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[Dick Stewie]

Re: Introduction of Dick Stewie: International guest speaker on sexuality

Zechariah:

Not a problem, I've learnt to openly share my story as a way to inspire young people to resist the same urges. Through most of my 20s I was out almost every night looking for tallywhackers to take either into my butt or into my mouth, sometimes both at once! And while that was happening I would pleasure other sodomites with both my hands. Sometimes illegal narcotics would be inserted into my bottom before being rectally penetrated. AIDs was rampart of course, but I never got it, and I now know that Jesus was protecting me, because I was destined for something greater.

The moment I became saved was days before I was about to undergo an operation to turn into a woman. My private bits were to be cut off! And this just shows the glory of God because if the operation went through then it would obviously have been too late (Deuteronomy 23:1).

I have been blessed with 3 marvellous sons, their names are Chad (13), Stefan (10), Gary (7).

Redeemed Papist:

When speaking in Seminars I always try to stress that God wants what is best for us, so following his law is in our interest even if we lack the understanding to see why. I sometimes speak to gay activists who protest outside the places and visit, and their thought process is always something like this:

"I don't care if God forbids sodomy"

A few months later:

"Oh wait, I'm dead of AIDS and now I'm going to be tortured for eternity".

But before long another sinner turns up, taking their place in calling me a hatemonger and a pretender and other slanderous names.

So as for stoning disobedient children. Does society want to wait until it collapses from rebellious children before it decides to follow God's word? Do we want them to grow up into rebellious men who commit acts of sodomy with man and beast while worshipping idols? Obviously not, God knows what he is doing and he put that law in place for a reason.

Faith_Machine:

I was taken hunting once in texas by Pastor Todd Guyer of Lakewood Chuch. Unfortunately a terrible storm forced us into our tent quite early on so I was not able to get a kill, but we did get to drink a few beers and discuss scripture.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Introduction of Dick Stewie: International guest speaker on sexuality

Welcome aboard, Dick! How many sons have you sired on that little wife of yours, and what is your favorite type of pie for her to serve you?

Also, what's your favorite hunting rifle? Do you ever go bow hunting?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introduction of Dick Stewie: International guest speaker on sexuality

It would be rather boring to go on about homosexuals because "I agree" "Well I agree, too" will become tedious.

So what are your views on whether we need laws to execute disobedient children?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Introduction of Dick Stewie: International guest speaker on sexuality

Hey Dick!

That is some powerful testimony...I hope that you will be able to provide some specific examples of the filthy things you did before you were Saved(c).



How many sons have you been blessed with, friend?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Dick Stewie]

Hello, good to meet you all. My name is Dick Stewie, I live with my family in Sydney where I attend Christian City Church. I spend much of my time travelling and speaking/conducting seminars at mega-churches around the world including Hillsong London, City Harvest Church, Vida Neuva para el Mundo, New Life Church, and many others. I have not have the pleasure of speaking at the Landover Baptist Church, yet.

I typically talk about my own life, a tale of going from one act of homosexual sodomy to another before finally finding Jesus and ending those acts for good (I've now been married to my wife for 14 years). I use my story as a way to inspire people to solve their own problems through the help of Jesus, because I know how much he helped me.

I also provide training to pastors issues of sexuality they may enounter that can effect their church or congregation. For example, how to deal with youths who are having sex before marriage or struggling with homosexual thoughts.

I believe there is only one person who can help us navigate the slimy, sexualized culture of today, and that is Jesus Christ the messiah. And I hope to share insights that will help you stay on a clean track in this dirty dirty world.

My favourite bible verse is 1 Corinthians 6:9:

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,