Noob - I am admittedly stupid and an atheist who also thinks he knows the answers.

[mrogan]

Hello, I'm another one of those proud 'atheist liberal assholes' you people would classify me in shorter than half a second. I was passing on my merry way, reading about all of the absolute nonsense and lunacy that you people who regularly frolic on the forums here were spouting (in this case it was primarily the TF2 topic).

While I think (actually know that) all you people are absolutely wrong, brainwashed, and misguided under an otherwise twisted guise of 'love and tolerance', that's not my reason for registering.

My reason for registering was to ask, what do you people make of the Westboro Baptist Church, and churches similar to it? It struck me as I was reading some of the posts from some of your regulars that they're identical in both wording and/or demeanor.

So the thought occurred to me to at least ask. Would you say you agree with them, or would the case be otherwise? Do you accept them, if at all, both socially (in this world, I dunno how you would phrase that?) and biblically?

The less Christ-fueled rage flaming the better, and a straight to the point answer would be swell.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Boob

Hello, I'm another one of those proud 'atheist liberal assholes' you people would classify me in shorter than half a second.

Thank you for saving us the effort.

What makes you think you have any right to barge, uninvited, into a Christian church's private discussion forum, insult Christians and God, and then demand answers to your ridiculous questions--questions asked and answered hundreds of times, and easily enough answered using the Search function?

Piss off, troll.

[mrogan]

Re: Noob

I did say it was what just what I thought, even what I said in parenthesis. If you don't want to answer, that's fine. Like I said before, the less flaming the better.

And it doesn't appear to be very private seeing as how I just registered within a minute and a half with no restriction in place barring me from coming in 'uninvited'.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Noob

Hello, I'm another one of those proud 'atheist liberal assholes' you people would classify me in shorter than half a second. I was passing on my merry way, reading about all of the absolute nonsense and lunacy that you people who regularly frolic on the forums here were spouting (in this case it was primarily the TF2 topic).

While I think (actually know that) all you people are absolutely wrong, brainwashed, and misguided under an otherwise twisted guise of 'love and tolerance', that's not my reason for registering.

My reason for registering was to ask, what do you people make of the Westboro Baptist Church, and churches similar to it? It struck me as I was reading some of the posts from some of your regulars that they're identical in both wording and/or demeanor.

So the thought occurred to me to at least ask. Would you say you agree with them, or would the case be otherwise? Do you accept them, if at all, both socially (in this world, I dunno how you would phrase that?) and biblically?

The less Christ-fueled rage flaming the better, and a straight to the point answer would be swell.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[mrogan]

Re: Noob

I didn't come in to debate either, you guys chose to take it that way. I was just stating where I stood so there was no confusion. With that, I also just wanted an answer to the question, in which you don't have to answer either if you don't want.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Noob

I didn't come in to debate either, you guys chose to take it that way. I was just stating where I stood so there was no confusion. With that, I also just wanted an answer to the question, in which you don't have to answer either if you don't want.

Search function, dimwit. We're not going to spoon-feed you answers to questions we've answered hundreds of times just because you're too lazy to use the search function.

[mrogan]

Re: Noob

Search function, dimwit. We're not going to spoon-feed you answers to questions we've answered hundreds of times just because you're too lazy to use the search function.

Not laziness, it just didn't occur to me to bother looking seeing as how when I type it in the search function literally everything but Westboro specifically pops up. I figured maybe if I asked I could get an explanation or a link to something that would help, seeing as how I don't frequent these forums enough to start looking. Take it as you want, spoon feeding would be helpful in this matter.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Noob

Westboro is fullof panty waisred liebrals who change the perfect Word of God to suit thier perverted agenda.

I am sorry to hear you are an assshole. Admitting it is the first step into getting past it. I'll pray for your wretched soul.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Noob

Not laziness, it just didn't occur to me to bother looking seeing as how when I type it in the search function literally everything but Westboro specifically pops up. I figured maybe if I asked I could get an explanation or a link to something that would help, seeing as how I don't frequent these forums enough to start looking. Take it as you want, spoon feeding would be helpful in this matter.

It is either lazy, stupid or just clueless. Which are you?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Noob

Open wide, here comes the choo-choo . . .

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/search.php?searchid=2176181

[mrogan]

Re: Noob

It is either lazy, stupid or just clueless. Which are you?

Haha! I'll take stupid for, again, I don't frequent the forums enough to know where things are or where to look for my specific even when the search function spits back a broad and surmounting list of random topics.

Thanks by the way for the answer, that's what I was looking for.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Noob

I had a dog once, he had one of those collars that kept him from licking a cut. One day, he walked up to a wall. The open end of the cone was square against the wall. Stupid dog stayed there for hours, thinking he was in a tiny room. I suspect you understand this.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Noob - I am admittedly stupid and an atheist who also thinks he knows the answers.

*** blah blah blah all you people are absolutely wrong, brainwashed, and misguided under an otherwise twisted guise of 'love and tolerance' blah blah blah ***

I hope that we haven't given the appearance of love and tolerance, as that would be a position not supported by Scripture.

(2 John 1:10) "If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed."

This ain't Sunday School, dummy; this is the real McCoy.

Get lost.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[mrogan]

Re: Noob - I am admittedly stupid and an atheist who also thinks he knows the answers.

That's pretty funny, but unfortunately your wishful thinking will prove you wrong because I'm not behind any sort of thing relating to your dog James.

Also, real cute whoever is editing my profile and the topic. The 'praying to monkeys' thing is kinda interesting considering how I said I'm an atheist, so really praying to them wouldn't be something I do.

I obviously came in completely neutral, even with stating my opinion. I mean, and still do mean, no actual harm. It's unfortunate that your ultra-sensitive judgement and emotions got the best of you in spite of that, and warped it into something more than it really was, a simple question. I understand that I'm not your type at all, and that's fine, but the childish rage emitting from you Mr. Rodimer is not only clear, but is very silly.

Either way, thanks for the answer.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Noob - I am admittedly stupid and an atheist who also thinks he knows the answers.

No friend, you came in here with malice in your heart. You condemned us simply for having knowledge about the Truth of God. Something you admit you know nothing about.
I am sorry my analogy was too deep for you. Though I have to say, I am not in the least bit surprised.