[LaQrundrellia]

Re: A good colored Christian

My coochie old and warn out and I rub Robitussin ointment on it to heal all the years of abuse from my prison mens that visited me harshly.

I serve Christ now by washing white folks' feet and shining shoes of the pastor, yessire.

I can spit shine with the best of em, despite my arthritis and bowl movements.

I even got me off of that medicaid cus my Pastor said that I din't earn it being a welfare breeder and all, so now I just got me the prayers of the congregation to heal me, praise the Lord.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: A good colored Christian

Sorry to hear about your ruined ladyplace, but you might still be able to bear young via Caesarean section. I'm not sure whether there are any Biblical proscriptions against such a procedure, but I imagine it might be less pleasing to God, as it does hurt less than natural childbirth.

Unless...

Hmmm... I'll bet the procedure could be performed without anesthetic.

[LaQrundrellia]

Re: A good colored Christian

I am too old and too dried up to be making them kids again. If God give me a husband I wouldn't know what to do.

I think that Redeemed Papist kinda cute or whatever and I know that the Holy Ghost be moving him and what not.

Still I ain't no marriage material, I just want to shine shoes for the Lord.

If Pastor Ezekiel will have me, I will be his shoe shine girl.