[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Yay, an introduction.

All I can say is, I'd rather be in hell for standing up for my beliefs and for loving someone than go to heaven for hating those I love.

I promise you, Jesus is going to grant that request.

"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Yay, an introduction. I am an 'it'.

And I AM NOT a virgin...

I am very pleased that you chose to come clean with us about your little virginity fib. This is major. It may not seem like a big thing, but admitting you lied is a huge step in the right direction.

Now then, how about accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior? It's real easy to do, and only takes a couple of minutes. You just have to tell Him you're sorry for all the sin in your life and invite Him to come into you and take control of your life.

Please, please, please do it. It would really go a long way toward making up for all the mean things you've said to us.

[ddeckys]

Re: Yay, an introduction. I am an 'it'.

Come on, it's not that hard. I have a questions for you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Yay, an introduction. I am an 'it'.

Isn't Star Trek against your religion? And I AM NOT a virgin, unlike you, clearly you are the not a slut , enjoy damnation. I'm not dealing with the piffleing idiots on tumblr anymore, I'm heading back to TinyPenis.Com, land of the gays, trans, and where they make fun of idiots like me.

This doesn't even make sense. "you are the not a slut"? Yes, we are not sluts.

Tumblr? TinyPenis.com?

Have fun, Miss(ter) Thing.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Yay, an introduction. I am an 'it'.

OKAY, WHO THE piffle KEEPS EDITING MY POSTS?! WHOEVER IS CALLED ME A SLUT AND AN IT. piffle THIS SITE. piffle YOU ALL. YOU CLEARLY ARE A BUNCH OF RUMOUR-STARTING GOD-HATING HUMANS. I HOPE YOUR GOD SMITES YOU, GOOD DAY.

So show us where we're doing what the King James Bible says not to do.

[GordiPordi]

Re: Yay, an introduction. I am an 'it'.

OKAY, WHO THE FUCK KEEPS EDITING MY POSTS?! WHOEVER IS CALLED ME A SLUT AND AN IT. FUCK THIS SITE. FUCK YOU ALL. YOU CLEARLY ARE A BUNCH OF RUMOUR-STARTING GOD-HATING HUMANS. I HOPE YOUR GOD SMITES YOU, GOOD DAY.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Yay, an introduction.

And also, my favourite bible quote would be, "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself."

BIBLE, Leviticus 19:18

I'm glad you like Lev. 19, but do you ignore the chapters before and after it?

Lev 18:22,26 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

26 Ye shall therefore keep my statutes and my judgments, and shall not commit any of these abominations; neither any of your own nation, nor any stranger that sojourneth among you:

Lev 20:13 If a man also lies with a man, as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

How does it feel to be so close to becoming an abomination before God? You don't want to go to hell, do you?

[GordiPordi]

Re: Yay, an introduction. I am an 'it'.

Isn't Star Trek against your religion? And I AM NOT a virgin, unlike you, clearly you are the not a slut , enjoy damnation. I'm not dealing with the piffleing idiots on tumblr anymore, I'm heading back to TinyPenis.Com, land of the gays, trans, and where they make fun of idiots like me.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Yay, an introduction.

All I can say is, I'd rather be in hell for standing up for my beliefs and for loving someone than go to heaven for hating those I love.

Friend, I think you are going to find that you will be bending over in Hell, not standing up.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Yay, an introduction. I am an 'it'.

Dear Geordi La Forge,

Thank you for making an introduction thread! That is the first step on your road to salvation!

The next step would be for you to stop fibbing. You keep claiming to be a virgin, I guess because you think you're going to curry favor with us, but what you don't know is that I've dealt with plenty of "polyamorous" people in my day.

I dated "poly" women before I got saved, and now that I'm a Christian, I routinely go into their sex clubs and crash their swinger's parties to minister to their spiritual needs and preach the Good News of Jesus Christ to them. I know from experience that there is no such thing as a polyamorous virgin.

"Polyamorous" is nothing but a fancy word for "sexually promiscuous," and if you're polyamorous, you sure as heck ain't no virgin.

Now then, how about you come clean and list for us the name and address of every single person you've had sex with and tell us what-all you did? If you can remember.

Please be as detailed as possible.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Yay, an introduction. I am an 'it'.

The name's Gordon, I often go by "Gordi" I'm an atheist and I love video games.

Enjoy Hell.

Why are you here?

And since I saw someone comment on my gender I am genderneutral . . . hope to enlighten at least one of you to see that gays are not wrong.

Not wrong about what?

And if you identify yourself as an "it", then why would you care about gays? You claim not to be one, It-Head.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Yay, an introduction.

You sleep wearing a waist coat and fedora?

I just had to look up 'fedora'. I was thinking it might be something that needed strapping on.

YIC

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Yay, an introduction.

What's that? I can't hear you over me putting on my waist coat and fedora. Now, onto sleep!

It thinks there's something original in the stir up the beehive then leave approach. It's a purely hypothetical construct that it thinks will baffle us by being so unbelievably perverse yet still claiming to be a churchgoer.

Pity it, brethren.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Yay, an introduction.

Right-o I'm off to sleep, goodnight trolls and haters! <3

Love,

Gordon.



Also, I'm an average sized human being. Just so you know. And I'm here to hope that someone will realize their ignorance in assumption that gays are horrible beings.

Friend, gays are horrible because they are an abomination before God. The Bible says so, and that settles it.

Leviticus
18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Yay, an introduction.

What's that? I can't hear you over me putting on my waist coat and fedora. Now, onto sleep!

You sleep wearing a waist coat and fedora?