[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

You are all mirin me, and who the piffle edited my thread dumb piffles

piffle GOD, piffle JESUS. I ARE NOT REALLLLLLLLLLLL

/END

The quality of trolls around here has been slipping.

Could you tell your little friends (if you have any) to send someone with at least 50% of a brain next time?

Thanks!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hi, I feel like I am retarded

With 20% you can easily memorize the King James Bible. You should do that.

Actually, with the diminished brain capacity to prevent lust, adultery, and rational thought, all it needs to do is get rid of its genitals, hands, feet, etc. and we may have a True Christian(tm) incapable of sin!

Matthew 5:30

King James Version (KJV)

30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Hi, I feel like I am retarded

With 20% you can easily memorize the King James Bible. You should do that.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

Bro check your rep...

It goes up to 11.

...i think i'm crushin on you

You _have_ had your shots, right?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

Bro check your rep. i think i'm crushin on you

Oh great, now Didymus has a gay groupie.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

You are all mirin me, and who the piffle edited my thread dumb piffles

piffle GOD, piffle JESUS. I ARE NOT REALLLLLLLLLLLL

/END

Yes, 20% was optimistic. Did you type those words or were you just chewing the keyboard?

Do you have your carer with you?

YIC

Jack

[teenaged irish poof]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

What is "mirin"?



Prove it, or STFU, thanks.

Bro check your rep. i think i'm crushin on you

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

You are all mirin me, and who the piffle edited my thread dumb piffles...

What is "mirin"?

...piffle GOD, piffle JESUS. THEY ARE NOT REALLLLLLLLLLLL...

Prove it, or STFU, thanks.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

You are all mirin me, and who the piffle edited my thread dumb piffles

piffle GOD, piffle JESUS. THEY ARE NOT REALLLLLLLLLLLL

/END

Oh dear, it looks like the demons are escaping.

[teenaged irish poof]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

You are all mirin me, and who the piffle edited my thread dumb piffles

piffle GOD, piffle JESUS. I ARE NOT REALLLLLLLLLLLL

/END

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

I suggest trephination.

Does anyone have a drill?

yes, I have a number of suitable appliances available currently this is one of my favourites

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

post traumatic pneumocephalus

I suggest trephination.

Does anyone have a drill?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

20%?

Now I know I slept through a lot of my neuro lectures but I can't help wondering how this could be.

post traumatic pneumocephalus

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

20%?

Now I know I slept through a lot of my neuro lectures but I can't help wondering how this could be.

I'm sure this is not just leading up to a poorly concieved joke about Christians and brain power so I'm really puzzled.

I hope you get better soon.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, I feel like I belong here

1I was recently in an accident that left me with around 20% of a normal brain.

And I wanted to know if anyone else here has had this done? It felt weird at first but now it just feels normal

I'm a bit puzzled, friend. How would you know you only have 20% of a normal brain? Is this something some doctor told? I don't trust any doctor who's not also a Christian.