[Don the Baptist]

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1 Corinthians 6.9 & 10 - Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Did you see that sinner? Note my emphasis above, sissies and fudge pushers are all hell-bound.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Just wait until Billy Bob Jenkins sees this...

I have seen it all, friend. Gay fisting, filching, and farming. Violent, angst ridden gay sex, fornicating on pentagrams using male idols, cursing God with every spurt of their AIDS riddled semen.

There is no escape, not even on God's favorite forum. The gayese will simply not release their death grip on the institution of straight marriage, not until they bring about the end of the human race through gay, anal sex. Not until they have prolapsed every young man's anus through their lecherous debauchery.

The evils of gay sex will not cease until Jesus Himself returns to destroy it with a double edged sword coming out of His Holy Mouth!

It is my understanding that the gays are planning to transform themselves into a sort of human centipede, and go around raping people's colostomy bags. Ass to mouth is no laughing matter.

[MitzaLizalor]

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So you invite sweaty, muscular landowners to your home and convince them to labor for you for free, eh. Sounds like mighty suspicious behavior, Sister.

The local community is mutually supportive, and anyway they're only "muscly" when they're working. They are not muscle bound "oafs" and when not tending to livestock &/or vineyards (I'm able to lend a hand in those areas sometimes) affect a sort of jaded anti-fashion.
How unlike the narcissistic community-of-one paraded in OP's o.p.

But I hope you don't think I socialise with them in any way

II Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
KJV

As regards the wood (and there's quite a bit of oak around), where cold winter evenings chill the bones there's nothing like a bonfire to warm the cockles and have you tried getting in a few DJ's? Have a chainsaw competition, a chill-out area & a dance floor - you'd be surprised how quickly things get done in that environment! Fancy dress is popular too around here and their friends are welcome to visit them - I keep out of the way, mostly cooking inside and stuff. Things do get a bit fizzy after a day or two and I know the Pastors have been concerned by the behaviours we get so won't continue that theme. Local standards do not meet the expectations of Godly Americans.

I do have some new art fabric however and there's a couple of work related bozos due this morning, we're trying to improve on this unfortunate effort last year. Perhaps kiwi inspired? But the key in all this is to keep your distance, act professionally and never socialise. I hope you get your oak attended to soon

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Not if their antics at the Ducati joint are anything to go by. I posted something a few months ago, I should still have the link here somewhere

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That's what I have to put up with!

So you invite sweaty, muscular landowners to your home and convince them to labor for you for free, eh. Sounds like mighty suspicious behavior, Sister.






What's your secret? I'd do anything to get a dead oak tree here cut up and removed.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Zounds, that's horrible! What is wrong with these people?

Well as a heathen converter you might have encountered criminals from time to time. They are utterly debased of course, just imagine what happens when an assortment of Scottish & English maniacs get turmed loose on a dessert island with a few Germans thrown in (and I heard that a great- or great-great-grandfather might have married an Irishwoman at some stage) and then decide to start doing "art"! Fortunately that combination tend to like music so it'd have been possible for them to sing hymns. Theoretically..

[Faith_Machine]

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Zounds, that's horrible! What is wrong with these people?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Goodness, why didn't you say they were landowners? I'm glad to hear that. Hopefully they're Christians as well?

Not if their antics at the Ducati joint are anything to go by. I posted something a few months ago, I should still have the link here somewhere

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That's what I have to put up with!

[Faith_Machine]

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Goodness, why didn't you say they were landowners? I'm glad to hear that. Hopefully they're Christians as well?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Mitza, I'm concerned about you having all these conversations with muscular workmen. I certainly hope none of them are unmarried!

No. Well I mean yes, they're not. If it's of any relevance they're not workmen, they're landowners. The workers live across town somewhere but they don't go to the gym either. I don't think we have a gym, actually. It's demanding enough keeping track of all the maniacs in the forest after sunset, I don't think anyone's got energy left for laps! (oh yes, there's a couple of swimming pools).

[Faith_Machine]

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Mitza, I'm concerned about you having all these conversations with muscular workmen. I certainly hope none of them are unmarried!

[MitzaLizalor]

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[Bjorn Jensen]

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Just wait until Billy Bob Jenkins sees this...

[Faith_Machine]

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Dear Sniveling Worm:

Please post a proper introduction. Or die and go to Hell and burn for eternity. I don't really care which one you choose.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITTAEQH73mk

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Brother Jared]

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Disgusting! Why would anyone post that kind of filth??

Have fun in eternal hellfire!