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  • #16
    Re: Hi everyone

    So, what is your favorite Bible verse and what is your favorite thing about Jesus? We've asked you again and again but you seem to want to pick a fight instead of praising our Lord.
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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    • #17
      Re: Hi everyone

      Originally posted by Gay Atheist View Post
      I noticed in your title it says "touching men, women, and children". Who are you to judge me, when you openly admit to being interested in homosexuality, and pedophilia? Kind of hypocritical, don't you think?
      Hello, potential brother in Christ.

      It's quite common for people searching for Jesus to find Him here then get all defensive as their usual set of sinful instincts kick in and they start to make excuses for their sodomy and unbelief.

      Are you here to enrol on one of our highly successful ex-gay programs?
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • #18
        Re: Hi everyone

        Originally posted by Gay Atheist View Post
        I noticed in your title it says "touching men, women, and children". Who are you to judge me, when you openly admit to being interested in homosexuality, and pedophilia? Kind of hypocritical, don't you think?

        *kiddie porn link removed*
        I would like to point out, that there was no link to "kiddie porn". This is a horrible, disgusting lie.
        Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
        So, what is your favorite Bible verse and what is your favorite thing about Jesus? We've asked you again and again but you seem to want to pick a fight instead of praising our Lord.
        "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." -John 3:16

        I like that our Lord is loving, and cares for us.
        Lev.18:22
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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        • #19
          Re: Hi everyone

          Originally posted by Gay Atheist View Post
          I like that our Lord is loving, and cares for us.
          Which "us" do you mean?
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #20
            Re: Hi everyone

            Originally posted by Gay Atheist View Post
            I would like to point out, that there was no link to "kiddie porn". This is a horrible, disgusting lie.

            "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." -John 3:16

            I like that our Lord is loving, and cares for us.
            Why stop there? Not only does God love us but He makes sure that we don't share eternity with filthy heathens. That's what I call caring!


            John 3:17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 3:19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • #21
              Re: Hi everyone

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Which "us" do you mean?
              We who believe in Him.
              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              Why stop there? Not only does God love us but He makes sure that we don't share eternity with filthy heathens. That's what I call caring!


              John 3:17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 3:19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
              A wonderful addition to my post. Thank you.
              Lev.18:22
              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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              • #22
                Re: Hi everyone

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                Why stop there? Not only does God love us but He makes sure that we don't share eternity with filthy heathens. That's what I call caring!


                John 3:17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 3:19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
                I like the way that Jesus gave us His message in parables so not everyone would be saved. A sort of code to keep the idiots out.

                Matthew 13:10 And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why speakest thou unto them in parables? 11 He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given.
                12 For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.
                13 Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.


                YIC


                Jack
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hi everyone

                  Originally posted by Gay Atheist View Post
                  We who believe in Him.

                  A wonderful addition to my post. Thank you.
                  I think you'll love the way that chapter ends. There can be no doubt at all that God doesn't mean Jesus was here to save everyone.

                  John 3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hi everyone

                    Originally posted by Gay Atheist View Post
                    We who believe in Him.
                    You mean apart from:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Which leaves True Christians™.

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hi everyone

                      Originally posted by Gay Atheist View Post
                      Terribly sorry about my username. I was trying to type "Gay Atheists Should Burn In Hell" but accidentally pressed my enter key. Silly me.
                      "Gay Atheists Should Burn In Hell" ???



                      More like:

                      "Queer God-Haters Will Be Cast In to the Lake of Fire Personally by Our Lord Jesus Christ"



                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
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                      • #26
                        Re: Hi everyone

                        Isn't homosexuality contagious?
                        "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

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