[Mary Etheldreda]

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Nope, nothing. Just got some gnats in the hair around my balls.

Mr. Etheldreda's cousin is an entomologist. If you need someone to come and identify what kinds of gnats they are, I'm sure she'll be happy to take a look.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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.... So what has religion proven? Pray tell because I would love to know

Not any religion, the Christian Religion.

The Christian Religion proves the Nature of Mankind is wrapped in Sin:

The Christian Religion has proven mankind has a predisposition to doing things he later regrets. This is the so-called "sin-nature" of man, an effect of the sin of Eve.

Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:

But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
Genesis 3:1-7

The Christian Religion proves the Workings of the Natural World:

Both man and woman possess the seed of life:

And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. Genesis 3:15

Earth is held in place by invisible forces

He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing.
Job 26:7

Blood is necessary for life

For the life of the flesh is in the blood: and I have given it to you upon the altar to make an atonement for your souls: for it is the blood that maketh an atonement for the soul.
Leviticus 17:11

Matter is made up of invisible particles

For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
Romans 1:20

Water has a clear and predictable cycle

All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again
Ecclesiastes 1:7

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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I don't have children I'm only 18, I'd rather keep my child bearing for a later date, like in 10 years or so

And your kids will undoubtedly be mentally slow atheists just like yourself. Please reconsider. I'm begging. What did we ever do to you??

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Nope, nothing. Just got some gnats in the hair around my balls.

I hope they're not fruit flies, Brother. I hear they can be carriers . . .

[Deaner]

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I'm sorry brother; we double posted. But great minds do think alike. I'm gonna go outside right now, drop my drawers and fart right at the sun. See if anything happens.

Nope, nothing. Just got some gnats in the hair around my balls.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I'm sorry brother; we double posted. But great minds do think alike. I'm gonna go outside right now, drop my drawers and fart right at the sun. See if anything happens.

GLORY!

[Deaner]

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You heard of it, too. That settles it. Two independent sources having the same conclusion is good enough for scientists so I hereby name this a fact.

I'm sorry brother; we double posted. But great minds do think alike. I'm gonna go outside right now, drop my drawers and fart right at the sun. See if anything happens.

[John North]

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*sigh* you know your loosing a fight when you resort to spelling and grammar as a way of making your opponent feel bad

I’ve never seen any of the true believers on this forum ever lose an argument to an antagonist and that is not likely to change. However, that has nothing to do with good or bad spelling. You can win an argument and point out that whomever you’re discussing with is a bad speller. The opposite may also be true (like in your case); you can make retarded posts and be a bad speller. There is really no contradiction.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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If Jesus existed (Which he didn't/doesn't/never will)... I might care but until his existence is proven by, I dunno SCIENCE!! I will never care how I make Jesus feel

Please, explain to us this science.

The Bible tells us the world is about 6,000 years old. How does your "science" tell us how old it is?

The Bible tells us that God created life. How does your "science" explain where life came from?

My eyesight is fine, nope I mean gaser my spelling is also fine, it's spelt like that for a reason

*sigh* you know your loosing a fight when you resort to spelling and grammar as a way of making your opponent feel bad

Kindly look up "your" and "loosing" and determine whether they are the words you wanted in this context.

[Deaner]

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Gaser

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Gaser may be:

• A gamma ray laser (see Induced gamma emission). Gaser is an acronym as laser or maser from Gamma Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation; also sometimes rendered "graser" by using "gamma ray" instead of just "gamma" in the acronym.)
• A surname
• Plural of "gas" in Scandinavian languages
• Misspelling for "geyser"
• See gasser

Maybe he considers a fart some kind of "gamma ray". My Uncle Fred has farted sometimes that you'd swear it was a gamma ray.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Maybe he farts at the sun.

You heard of it, too. That settles it. Two independent sources having the same conclusion is good enough for scientists so I hereby name this a fact.

[Deaner]

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So how do you "gas" the sun? I'm curious about this. Is it some sort of abo ritual?

Maybe he farts at the sun.

[Redeemed Papist]

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So how do you "gas" the sun? I'm curious about this. Is it some sort of abo ritual?

I've heard of this one. They all point their butts towards the sun and, on some jibber jabber command, they let rip a dreadful fart in unison (which is oddly heavy with the odour of semen) at the sun in order to placate their kangaroo god. Nobody is entirely sure why they do this but it would seem that some fool made something up at some point about making it rain or something.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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"SunGaser"? I'm sure you mean "SunGazer"; as in "a gazer of the Sun" right??

How's your eyesight?

My eyesight is fine, nope I mean gaser my spelling is also fine, it's spelt like that for a reason

*sigh* you know your loosing a fight when you resort to spelling and grammar as a way of making your opponent feel bad

So how do you "gas" the sun? I'm curious about this. Is it some sort of abo ritual?

[Redeemed Papist]

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If Jesus existed (Which he didn't/doesn't/never will)... I might care but until his existence is proven by, I dunno SCIENCE!! I will never care how I make Jesus feel

It's easy to be brave now but once Jesus comes (any time now) with His sword in His mouth and the horsemen of the apocalypse are riding and the tribulations are being suffered by you (we will be in Heaven, by the way) you'll be cowering with all the other surprised atheists.