[PraiseTheLord4]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Being a complete failure is not something to be proud of! You should be ashamed! Your image in the mirror should make you cry. Then you should smash that mirror, get on your knees in the broken glass and beg Jesus for mercy.

I COULD pray to Jesus...or open a cookbook. Which do you think would educate me more quickly? I'm betting the latter. But what do I know? I'm just a woman.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Being a complete failure is not something to be proud of! You should be ashamed! Your image in the mirror should make you cry. Then you should smash that mirror, get on your knees in the broken glass and beg Jesus for mercy.

She's even a failure at pretending to be a Christian.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I can't cook for anything! I am so bad at it!

Being a complete failure is not something to be proud of! You should be ashamed! Your image in the mirror should make you cry. Then you should smash that mirror, get on your knees in the broken glass and beg Jesus for mercy.

[PraiseTheLord4]

Re: Hello, Friends!

You would enjoy my church's potlucks. Little bit of everything, casseroles, macaroni salad, whipped green bean salad,KFC baskets, sushi samplers, numerous pies and desserts. Not much exotic foods but it's all made with love. Then again the elder kitchen staff might recruit you into slavery as they are getting up there in age and about to go home and meet Jesus, God willing...So, do you enjoy working in the kitchen dear?

I can't cook for anything! I am so bad at it!

[Brother Mark Loman]

Re: Hello, Friends!

You would enjoy my church's potlucks. Little bit of everything, casseroles, macaroni salad, whipped green bean salad,KFC baskets, sushi samplers, numerous pies and desserts. Not much exotic foods but it's all made with love. Then again the elder kitchen staff might recruit you into slavery as they are getting up there in age and about to go home and meet Jesus, God willing...So, do you enjoy working in the kitchen dear?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Look missy, you have a valuable chance here NOT to go to Hell

Why would you throw away and eternity in Heaven praising Jesus just because your Hell bound family is already on the short bus?

God has a plan for you and by following the Bible(KJV1611) exactly is the ONLY way you can avoid being raised up from unknowing death to be tortured for all eternity!

Jesus died for you for several days: why do you spit in His crying face and spurn His conditional Love?

YIC

[PraiseTheLord4]

Re: Hello, Friends!

One last chance. Make it count!

Or what?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I don't know. Why are you so angry? Does it really rain when you're mad?

One last chance. Make it count!

[PraiseTheLord4]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Answer the question.

I don't know. Why are you so angry? Does it really rain when you're mad?

[PraiseTheLord4]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Hi Courtney!

Not trying to sound preachy but God does tell us in His Word in Luke 17:3 Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him.

So what has been said about your family getting scorched in hell is biblically accurate and in no way out of line or unGodly!

It's a harsh reality, I live in fear and sadness daily knowing my family is already there.

Let me share something with you now, and you might want to sit down for this. The Lord God has a message for us in Psalms 37:13 The Lord shall laugh at him: For he seeth that his day is coming.

Reading and quoting scripture, praying, talking to friends in parables and apple pie has done wonders to help me cope knowing my families burning right now

And one last thing, do you prefer homestyle cookin like taters n gravy or the newfangled spicy stuff?

I am unsure whether or not you are serious. Either way, I don't much like spicy, but if I had to choose between the two, I'd choose the newfangled spicy stuff.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello, Friends!

You say that with such horror!

Answer the question.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello, Friends!

You did NOT just say my family is going to Hell. Secondly, If I were you, I'd take a look at myself and realize that calling others names is not the "Godly" thing to do.

Do you have a special reason for thinking they will not burn forever?

[PraiseTheLord4]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Wait: are you an atheist pretending to be a Christian?

What kind of monster ARE you?

You say that with such horror!

[Brother Mark Loman]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Hi Courtney!

Not trying to sound preachy but God does tell us in His Word in Luke 17:3 Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him.

So what has been said about your family getting scorched in hell is biblically accurate and in no way out of line or unGodly!

It's a harsh reality, I live in fear and sadness daily knowing my family is already there.

Let me share something with you now, and you might want to sit down for this. The Lord God has a message for us in Psalms 37:13 The Lord shall laugh at him: For he seeth that his day is coming.

Reading and quoting scripture, praying, talking to friends in parables and apple pie has done wonders to help me cope knowing my families burning right now-FOREVER

And one last thing, do you prefer homestyle cookin like taters n gravy or the newfangled spicy stuff?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello, Friends!

That is a great point. Hmmmmmm. Guess he wasn't such a kind Lord after all.

I was going to send you a pm but apparently I don't have permission. I like the work that you're doing! Keep it up!

Wait: are you an atheist pretending to be a Christian?

What kind of monster ARE you?