[John North]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

May peace be upon you all.

We’ve seen how the so called peace of Islam manifests. Thanks, but no thanks. I would like my house to be intact.

I hope to be welcomed here as other users have been in the past.

Fine…

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

...

Mohammed had demons in his head that caused him to fall down every now and again. Once, whilst in a temporary coma, he imagined an angel telling him things.

What he imagined that the angel told him was basically a mixture of the Torah, The Old Testament and some stuff from pagan religions that were popular with the uneducated peasants of the area.

...

I believe that recent scholarly research at Landover Baptist University has established that moohammed's (piss be upon him) hallucinogenic rants were caused by toxic fumes from the burning of camel dung used by the sand nigras to cook their meals. A similar fate also befell the Oracles at Delphi in ancient Greece (where Homerism was invented) where toxic gasses (mostly ethylene) from a fissure affected the consciousness of the Pythia.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Hello Fading Light!! Answer a couple of questions for me please. For a moment, pretend you have scientists over there that told you about global warming. Let's say they were warning you that your desert would get bigger, grow less, get drier and warm up a hundred degrees or so. First off, do you think you would even notice that something was amiss?

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Though you have ears, you hear not, though you have eyes you see not, friend. The Holy Bible says:

Micah 3:11 "The heads thereof judge for reward, and the priests thereof teach for hire, and the prophets thereof divine for money: yet will they lean upon the Lord, and say, Is not the Lord among us? none evil can come upon us."

Your honeyed words fall on stony ground. Turn away from your false religion!

YBIC

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

*** mooslim "jokes" deleted ***

I have come here intrigued by your faith. I truly want to learn more. Who knows, maybe in the future accept yoir faith as the true faith. Now, do you feel insulting me with childish questions will bring me closer to Jesus?

Honestly, I feel that once Mo-hambone sets the hook, the fish is spoiled. He's convinced the gullible and desperate that Jesus is not God, but rather just some cool guy who said some nice things.

Very sad.

[Fading Light]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Matthew 7:15 "15*Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

What fruits are you offering today, friend? Grapes of thorns or figs of thistles?

Turn away from your false prophet, and we will welcome you in faith.

Praise Him!

YBIC

So, let me get this straight.

Instead of teaching me about your faith, you would rather see me as a wolf and sheep clothing? When someone is interested in your faith, does showing good manners and positive sides of your faith not call to be applied?

I can understand your caution but I am not mischievous in my interest.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Apart from my White House answer, there is no joke replying from me.

Can you answer the question I posed to him?

Matthew 7:15 "15*Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

What fruits are you offering today, friend? Grapes of thorns or figs of thistles?

Turn away from your false prophet, and we will welcome you in faith.

Praise Him!

YBIC

[Fading Light]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Do you have a pilot's license??

No. I have a fear of heights.

[Fading Light]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Do not think that by pretending to treat Brother Smyth's questions as a joke, that you can avoid those inconvenient truths.

Apart from my White House answer, there is no joke replying from me.

Can you answer the question I posed to him?

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

God didn't create America

Christopher Columbus did.

Explain that

Anyway where did you go to school?

Gunjab Runjab's Madrassa in the Punjab I'll bet.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

God didn't create America

Christopher Columbus did.

Explain that

Columbus created America?

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

God didn't create America

Christopher Columbus did.

Explain that

Utter tosh and bunkum. How could a papist create anything.

God tells us himself in his Holy Book "The Holy Bible KJV(1611):

Genesis1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

America is part of the earth therefore God created it.

Prove me wrong.

[Allan Akbar]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Do not think that by pretending to treat Brother Smyth's questions as a joke, that you can avoid those inconvenient truths.

Cast your eyes around you. Where has God blessed? Yes, that's right, America - Where has he cursed with drought, heat, flies and the poor? Yes, that's right the world of Islam... Do you not see a pattern here?

God didn't create America

Christopher Columbus did.

Explain that

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

1. The White House

2. None mislead.

3. My back has never turned from Isa (alaihi'salam).

Just one question for you..

I have come here intrigued by your faith. I truly want to learn more. Who knows, maybe in the future accept yoir faith as the true faith. Now, do you feel insulting me with childish questions will bring me closer to Jesus?

Do you have a pilot's license??

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: New Member of Muslim Faith

Do not think that by pretending to treat Brother Smyth's questions as a joke, that you can avoid those inconvenient truths.

Cast your eyes around you. Where has God blessed? Yes, that's right, America - Where has he cursed with drought, heat, flies and the poor? Yes, that's right the world of Islam... Do you not see a pattern here?