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  • #61
    Re: Warning!!! - BeanerSpeak - El pueblo unido jamás será vencido

    My apologies. I was trying to banish an evil spirit by speaking in their language. I will repent.
    Recovering Catholic.

    Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

    Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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    • #62
      Re: Warning!!! - BeanerSpeak - El pueblo unido jamás será vencido

      Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
      My apologies. I was trying to banish an evil spirit by speaking in their language. I will repent.
      Please leave the Evil Spirit banishing to the professionals. Thank you.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #63
        Re: Warning!!! - BeanerSpeak - El pueblo unido jamás será vencido

        Amen, Mary. I shall do just that.
        Recovering Catholic.

        Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

        Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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        • #64
          Re: Warning!!! - BeanerSpeak - El pueblo unido jamás será vencido

          Originally posted by Ali el Liveinamudhut View Post
          Hail Odin and Thor. Your God was nailed to the cross. Mine has a hammer. Any questions?
          Yes. If your false god is so powerful, why is he only worshiped by a handful of RPG nerds and other desperate losers, while ours is followed by over 4 billion people (if we include all Christians and the Muslims and Jews)?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #65
            Re: Warning!!! - BeanerSpeak - El pueblo unido jamás será vencido

            Originally posted by Ali el Liveinamudhut View Post
            Besides that the bible is a farytale collection and as you may heard, farytales are meant to have a moral, not a worldy interpretation, your fundamentalistic views are absurd, so I am sick and tired wasting my time with you fckers.

            You are using the very simpelst and most belied argumentations for a reason to make you sound realistic but you don't for a sane person. And I think you know that yourselves, but you find naïve persons who buy your shit.

            The Bible is natively written in hebrew and aramaic but yeah, you sure know that cause you are super trve christians, like my god didn't nail yours.

            Man To Man, Woman To Woman. Lick the Ass Lick the Dick Lick the pvssy, so everyone is totally happy

            Ali, despite your horrible language I wish to make peace with you. To say the disgusting things you have said I'm sure your own God will disagree with (I'm assuming this is Allah, forgive me if I am wrong).

            Lick the ass, lick the dick, lick the pussy... come on Ali, we wish to love, not hate, it is just that we have some disagreements or misunderstandings about your religion. Please forgive our ignorance.

            Let us start on a new path of peace, right here and right now; based on my own word.

            My two outstanding questions with the muslims (right or wrong, please tell me the truth) are...

            1. Do you drink camel piss?

            2. Do you fuck children?

            An honest level headed answer would be appreciated. Then we may approach this hatred we have of each other and have a group hug.

            By the way, what does camel piss taste like, is it sorta like lemonade?

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