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  • #16
    Re: Lillian...

    Indeed.

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    • #17
      Re: Lillian...

      Originally posted by TheWiccanWoman View Post
      Indeed.
      Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Your kind are not welcome.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #18
        Re: Lillian...

        Thank you Pastor Ezekiel, but no thanks.

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        • #19
          Re: Lillian...

          Originally posted by TheWiccanWoman View Post
          After three long years, my older sister, Lillian, has lost the battle to breast cancer...
          Unless I'm mistaken, up until this point no one on this forum (aside from you) was aware of Lillian's existence. Forgive us if we don't share your sense of loss.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Praise Jesus! I'm sure she's being assraped by every demon in hell even now.
          Originally posted by TheWiccanWoman View Post
          Thanks...
          Were you really expecting different from True Christians(tm)?

          Originally posted by TheWiccanWoman View Post
          ...please pray that her soul finds peace...
          No. I prefer to do something productive.

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          • #20
            Re: Lillian...

            If I don't deserve to be here, then I beg you, ban me from your holy site. Bombard me with the hellfires of Jesus and condemn me to the pits of evil. Cast me from your God's grace, ive seen you ban people before. Do it in favor of your dear LORD

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            • #21
              Re: Lillian...

              Originally posted by TheWiccanWhore View Post
              If I don't deserve to be here, then I beg you, ban me from your holy site. Bombard me with the hellfires of Jesus and condemn me to the pits of evil. Cast me from your God's grace, ive seen you ban people before. Do it in favor of your dear LORD
              Dear Hatemonger;

              I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

              Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

              If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

              YIC,

              --Pastor Ezekiel
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #22
                Re: Lillian...

                Originally posted by TheWiccanWhore View Post
                After three long years, my older sister, Lillian, has lost the battle to breast cancer... please pray that her soul finds peace...
                This is good news!
                Kids, this is what happens when a female flaunts her massive bosoms in to the faces of young men. God ravages them with diseases and puss filled sores until they burst.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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