Greetings from ATLAH Worldwide Ministries

[John North]

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Amen and welcome

Apart from the creepy avatar, one of the best introductions in a long time.

You say you’re a missionary. What kind of weapons do use if the brutes become to hostile?

[Pim Pendergast]

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Welcome, Reverend. It's refreshing to see a sincere introduction on these forums. Are you married? Do you have children?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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AMEN!!!

My Grandma Beulah went to a colored church, and I went with her a couple of times. I like the way you people dance and sing, but I could never get over the aroma (no offense). It was like a cross between hair pomade and chitlins.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome, Reverend!

How exciting and dangerous it must be to work with the inner-city negroes. I wonder, have you heard of our Ex-Negro Ministry? Perhaps your community would work with ours in offering Salvation to the Sons of Ham. We also have a Sponsor the Niglet program that is very popular around here. We are nothing if not a compassionate bunch!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Can I get an Amen?

Amen, friend. Amen. It is good to meet a Negro who has repented of his ancestral sins and stepped into the scathing light of Jesus to be baptized and reborn. All too often we get uppity jigs tapdancing their way in here trying to vote us out of a Big Government handout. Have you thought about changing your name to something more proper like Matthew, or Levi, instead of that unpronounceable jive talk?

[Rev. Jamar D. Dodson]

Greetings to the Landover Baptist Church Forums

Good day and God bless! Praise Jesus!!!

Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Right Honorable MostReverend Dr. Jamar DeMarcus Dodson III Jr., PhD. I am a minister with ATLAHWorldwide Ministries. I am a missionary to the Greater Kansas City area; a shepherdto the black sheep of Kansas City, both Missouri and Kansas. A one hundred and thirty eight thousand flockof lost, lazy, ignorant, dishonorable black degenerate lowlifes hell-bent ondestroying everything they touch and leeching off of productive citizens likeyou and me.

My church, my true church, is The Blood of Jesus ATLAHWorldwide Missionary Church in ATLAH, New York: The heart of Harlem. I do visitother churches throughout the Kansas City Metropolitan area and sometimes Ispeak and a lot of times I'm asked to never return.I've been threatened, attacked and even spit on. But the Lord's Work must bedone.

"Blessed are they which are persecuted forrighteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, whenmen shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evilagainst you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great isyour reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were beforeyou." -- Matthew 5: 10-12

Black people don'twant to hear the Truth. They don't want to hear it. They don't want to admit whatis before their own eyes; what is festering in their own hearts. The black manis too busy blaming whitey for his own inadequacies. He doesn't want to work, take care of hiskids, honor the mother of his children, clean his neighborhood or even take abath. He just wants to blame whitey, curse whitey and the whole time taking acheck from that long legged mac daddy kenyan pimp Barry Obama paid for by none other thanwhitey. Disgusting!! You start telling a black man the Truth and he wants tokill you. KILL YOU!!!

"For the heart of this people is waxed gross, and theirears are dull of hearing, and their eyes have they closed; lest they should seewith their eyes, and hear with their ears, and understand with their heart, andshould be converted, and I should heal them." -- Acts 28: 27

But The Lord is MY shepherd and He guides and protects me.Praise Him!!!

I'd say the Good Book is too good to have a favorite verse.There is a verse for all occasions. In these times of social reform (or shouldI say deform) and with this anti-Christ Muslim homosexual rallying all stupid ignorant black folk and theseso-called white liberals, with their crazy white guilt, to declare war againstGod Almighty and turn America into a godless cesspool like Liberia, I favor thefollowing verse during these times because God hates socialism. Let me say itagain. GOD HATES SOCIALISMS!!! It is anti-Bible.

Matthew 25
[14] For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travellinginto a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them hisgoods.
[15] And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to anotherone; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took hisjourney.
[16] Then he that had received the five talents went and traded with thesame, and made them other five talents.
[17] And likewise he that had received two, he also gained other two.
[18] But he that had received one went and digged in the earth, and hidhis lord's money.
[19] After a long time the lord of those servants cometh, and reckonethwith them.
[20] And so he that had received five talents came and brought otherfive talents, saying, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me five talents: behold, Ihave gained beside them five talents more.
[21] His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good and faithful servant:thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over manythings: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.
[22] He also that had received two talents came and said, Lord, thoudeliveredst unto me two talents: behold, I have gained two other talents besidethem.
[23] His lord said unto him, Well done, good and faithful servant; thouhast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things:enter thou into the joy of thy lord.
[24] Then he which had received the one talent came and said, Lord, Iknew thee that thou art an hard man, reaping where thou hast not sown, andgathering where thou hast not strawed:
[25] And I was afraid, and went and hid thy talent in the earth: lo,there thou hast that is thine.
[26] His lord answered and said unto him, Thou wicked and slothfulservant, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I havenot strawed:
[27] Thou oughtest therefore to have put my money to the exchangers, andthen at my coming I should have received mine own with usury.
[28] Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hathten talents.
[29] For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall haveabundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which hehath.
[30] And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: thereshall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Jesus loves the investors, the money makers, the earners, the businessmen, theproviders, the workers, and the diligent. Jesus does not like lazy lowlife lechersand moochers. Jesus said, and I'm paraphrasing, "To hell with you, unproductive 47 percenters! I will take what little you have in taxes and give it to the job creators in the form of tax cuts!!!" Jesus took the money from the poorest and gave it to the riches becausethe poor man wasn't doing anything with it. He wasn't contributing. He was worthless. Any true Christian would understand thisparable. Rush Limbaugh understands it. Bill O'Reily understands it. The lovelyAnn coulter understands it. Heck, the inbreed hicks in Arkansas understood it. EvenMitt Mormon Romney, a magic underwear wearing cultist who is actually crazyenough to name his own son "Tagg", understood this parable. Barry theMac Daddy Obama calls himself a Christian and he blatantly, deliberately and spitefullyignores the parables of Jesus. I say again,

"For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and heshall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken awayeven that he hath. Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeingsee not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand." --Matthew 13:12-13

I could go on for days about that Kenyan homosexual, but Ishould move on.

How did I find Jesus? I'm not going to go into details atthis time. I'm not ashamed of my past, but we'll have plenty of time to get toknow each other better I'm sure. Long story short: I was a black, lazy,unmotivated fool. Like many black men I thought I was entitled. That the whiteman was keeping me down. I heard one of Pastor Manning's sermons and I couldn'thelp but take it to heart. I went to sleep that night and had a dream; a verypersonal dream. Jesus showed me the way andI followed his directions. And now I am healed. It wasn't easy, it wasn't quickand it wasn't a good time, but I was saved. PRAISE JESUS!!! Now all my timesare good times. PRAISE HIM AGAIN!!!

"Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; butthe wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but thewise shall understand." -- Daniel 12:10

Can I get an Amen?

Yours truly,
Rev. Dr. Jamar DeMarcus Dodson Jr. III