[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello, Im new here

My parents are not christians and they probably believe that Im too young to be married, I dont share that point of view though. I have no man in my life, but I have been told that no man of your church will marry me, because Im not white. This makes it kind of impossible for me, I dont want my babies to go to hell

Jesus can make you and your sin white as snow, friend. Isaiah 1:18 says He can. There is no need to fear, Jesus will love you if you, one, believe in His temporary sacrifice, two, repent of all sin, and three, get baptized. Then you will become a saved ex-Negress! Isn't that wonderful?

[Carl the wop]

Re: Hello, Im new here

Wait, there may be a ray of His light breaking through the clouds.

Listen, young lady, don't despair. Look at this thread, and learn about becoming an ex negro! Jesus has plans for you, there's nothing He can't do for you, if you give your all to Him.

YBIC

YBIC

Whew, thanks brother Matthew. I was hoping there was some other recourse for this penitent negress.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hello, Im new here

Wait, there may be a ray of His light breaking through the clouds.

Listen, young lady, don't despair. Look at this thread, and learn about becoming an ex negro! Jesus has plans for you, there's nothing He can't do for you, if you give your all to Him.

YBIC

YBIC

[Carl the wop]

Re: Hello, Im new here

My parents are not christians and they probably believe that Im too young to be married, I dont share that point of view though. I have no man in my life, but I have been told that no man of your church will marry me, because Im not white. This makes it kind of impossible for me, I dont want my babies to go to hell

OH NO!! You're not white? I'm afraid there's not much we can do for you. The only way your babies won't go to hell, of course, is if you never have any. I'd advise an IMMEDIATE tubal ligation.

The only other course of action would be, and this would have to be approved by the church elders, since being non-white is a "pre-existing condidtion", is to see what Michael Jackson's people would say about a "race-change operation" or procedure. I'm crestfallen, I must admit; There was much potential in you

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello, Im new here

Remember how we addressed this on our sessions? If anything did happen you would remember.

But you don't remember, don't remember, don't remember...

YIC

Thank you Laurence, I always feel such peace after our sessions.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, Im new here

My parents are not christians and they probably believe that Im too young to be married, I dont share that point of view though. I have no man in my life, but I have been told that no man of your church will marry me, because Im not white. This makes it kind of impossible for me, I dont want my babies to go to hell

Oh.... I did not know you were not a White Christian. You do not use any jive talk. The family you work for must not mind you listening in to learn proper enunciation and diction.
It is not true that no man of our Church would ever marry you. There are quite a few ex-negroes and other foreigners (like Canadians) that might consider someone like you. Just so you do not think we are narrow minded, I married a female from Maine!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello, Im new here

Why....

Hmmm...

Why does this seem familiar to me? It's like the sound of Brother Deaner saying "In, out in, out, in, out" is somehow jogging some... some sort of memory just on the edge of my consciousness...

Huh.

Don't know what that could be about.

I'm sorry, what were we discussing?

Remember how we addressed this on our sessions? If anything did happen you would remember.

But you don't remember, don't remember, don't remember...

YIC

[Girl21DK]

Re: Hello, Im new here

I am very happy that you do not think of sex and when you do, you understand how disgusting it is. You will become a real wife to a Christian man.

Has your father (or Pastor) selected a man to betroth you yet? You do know, every month you are fertile and not with child, is a month where a dead baby is tossed into the fires of Hell to spend eternity being tormented by Satan. It breaks my heart, it truly does.

My parents are not christians and they probably believe that Im too young to be married, I dont share that point of view though. I have no man in my life, but I have been told that no man of your church will marry me, because Im not white. This makes it kind of impossible for me, I dont want my babies to go to hell

[Girl21DK]

Re: Hello, Im new here

If you would like to email me I would LOVE to tell you about JESUS!!! No matter the color of your skin!!!!

Hello

Yes, I would love that! I want to know about the most important things I need to do as a women and what perspective I should have on Jesus and the world.

Thank you for being understanding, I appreciate that.
Even though I am Middle Eastern my skin is very light and I dont look like an arab even though I have dark hair and brown eyes. As far as I know Im of the caucasian race too.

[Deaner]

Re: Hello, Im new here

If you would like to email me I would LOVE to tell you about JESUS!!! No matter the color of your skin!!!!

Ok, ok. What exactly is your email?

[Deaner]

Re: Hello, Im new here

If you would like to email me I would LOVE to tell you about JESUS!!! No matter the color of your skin!!!!

Please tell me sister. Do you have pictures or videos?

I can see if we can get you into the lezbean, man meat; confused female intensive study. You can't beat it. 45 pastors all waiting in line to try and gain an introspect into your body mind.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, Im new here

I am very happy that you do not think of sex and when you do, you understand how disgusting it is. You will become a real wife to a Christian man.

Has your father (or Pastor) selected a man to betroth you yet? You do know, every month you are fertile and not with child, is a month where a dead baby is tossed into the fires of Hell to spend eternity being tormented by Satan. It breaks my heart, it truly does.

[Girl21DK]

Re: Hello, Im new here

I am greatly relieved to hear this. I am sorry for being so apprehensive but we get so many teen age girls here PM'ing decent people with long diatribes of stories containing perverted lust and debauched sex stories. You have no idea how many explicit photograghs and videos I have been sent showing 18 year old girls in all kinds of sexual liaisons, sometimes consisting of two or more females!!!
Hopefully, you'll be married soon and will discover how vile sex really is. However, you will demonstrate to the Lord your devotion to him by going though 'the act' every ten months to produce another child to wage the Christian War against sinners.
Your only friend needs to be Jesus.

Now I understand. Well thank you for the explanation. I would never ever do such terrible thing, I do believe that sexual lusts are sinful, I would never even imagine myself doing such things! And I do believe that sex is only for making babies, only that part of it is a wonderful thing.

Thank you for the link.

[Carl the wop]

Re: Hello, Im new here

And for God's sake, no Brennevin or fermented Shark. And that Hans Kristian Andersen's stories always reeked of pedophilia to me..

[LisaHeather]

Re: Hello, Im new here

If you would like to email me I would LOVE to tell you about JESUS!!! No matter the color of your skin!!!!