[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hello, Im new here

Im going to order one

Praise Jesus! That is wonderful, young lady. The next thing is to start to break away from all ungodly elements in your life. Break your ties with those Islamist curs and the local atheistic Eskimos.

We will be supporting you every step of the way, dear.

YBIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, Im new here

Im going to order one

Young lady, this will service you until you can get a hard copy.

http://www.biblegateway.com/

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, Im new here

I dont know if you are making fun of me, but Im going to answer. No Im not married, and I have never been, Im a virgin. Therefore I have no children. I dont have an iPhone and I dont have anyone that I trust. No friends nor family anymore.
What do you mean "lay there with Him"?

I am greatly relieved to hear this. I am sorry for being so apprehensive but we get so many teen age girls here PM'ing decent people with long diatribes of stories containing perverted lust and debauched sex stories. You have no idea how many explicit photograghs and videos I have been sent showing 18 year old girls in all kinds of sexual liaisons, sometimes consisting of two or more females!!!
Hopefully, you'll be married soon and will discover how vile sex really is. However, you will demonstrate to the Lord your devotion to him by going though 'the act' every ten months to produce another child to wage the Christian War against sinners.
Your only friend needs to be Jesus.

[Girl21DK]

Re: Hello, Im new here

Think? There is no think. There is DO or FAIL in the eyes of the Lord.

Im going to order one

[Carl the wop]

Re: Hello, Im new here

Injun? Like indian? Im not indian at all.

I am going to read the KJV, no doubt. I think Im going to order one.

Think? There is no think. There is DO or FAIL in the eyes of the Lord.

[Girl21DK]

Re: Hello, Im new here

No it's NOT. This is where you will find it. EMBRACE the Word. Read the KJV cover to cover, in AMERICAN.

A squaw is an american injun girl, btw.

Injun? Like indian? Im not indian at all.

I am going to read the KJV, no doubt. I think Im going to order one.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hello, Im new here

What is a squaw?

[Carl the wop]

Re: Hello, Im new here

Nokia is from Finland. I have nothing to do with that, iPhones are just not what I like.

I think about Jesus all the time and I feel him to, that is why I want a religion where he is much appreciated. It's very hard to find.

What is a squaw?

No it's NOT. This is where you will find it. EMBRACE the Word. Read the KJV cover to cover, in AMERICAN.

A squaw is an american injun girl, btw.

[Girl21DK]

Re: Hello, Im new here

He means to lay with the Lord in spirit, dear. I figured you Nokia-making luddites wouldn't have the privilege of Iphones, either.

Nokia is from Finland. I have nothing to do with that, iPhones are just not what I like.

I think about Jesus all the time and I feel him to, that is why I want a religion where he is much appreciated. It's very hard to find.

What is a squaw?

[Carl the wop]

Re: Hello, Im new here

I dont know if you are making fun of me, but Im going to answer. No Im not married, and I have never been, Im a virgin. Therefore I have no children. I dont have an iPhone and I dont have anyone that I trust. No friends nor family anymore.
What do you mean "lay there with Him"?

He means to lay with the Lord in spirit, dear. I figured you Nokia-making luddites wouldn't have the privilege of Iphones, either.

[Girl21DK]

Re: Hello, Im new here

I'd like to believe you. I really would. My desire to do so is as strong as your love of Jesus.
Tell me, are you married?
How many children do you have?
What were you doing when you realized Jesus was there and wanted to become your BFF? Did you hop on your iPhone and tell everyone or did you shut out the lights and just lay there with Him?

I dont know if you are making fun of me, but Im going to answer. No Im not married, and I have never been, Im a virgin. Therefore I have no children. I dont have an iPhone and I dont have anyone that I trust. No friends nor family anymore.
What do you mean "lay there with Him"?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, Im new here

Im not a prostitute. And I do believe in God. I cant help where I was born.

I'd like to believe you. I really would. My desire to do so is as strong as your love of Jesus.
Tell me, are you married?
How many children do you have?
What were you doing when you realized Jesus was there and wanted to become your BFF? Did you hop on your iPhone and tell everyone or did you shut out the lights and just lay there with Him?

[Carl the wop]

Re: Hello, Im new here

Im not a prostitute. And I do believe in God. I cant help where I was born.

All Scandinavians are suspect until they prove their adherence to the Word of God. It's the Thor thing, and ABBA, and A-Ha. I hope you can understand.

[Girl21DK]

Re: Hello, Im new here

Another Godless Eurostain prostitute airing out her foulness on Gods Favorite™ forum.
There is a reason God put the Atlantic ocean between your hellhole and perfect US of A. It is give a chance to be far from the stench.

Im not a prostitute. And I do believe in God. I cant help where I was born.

[Carl the wop]

Re: Hello, Im new here

Another Godless Eurostain prostitute airing out her foulness on Gods Favorite™ forum.
There is a reason God put the Atlantic ocean between your hellhole and perfect US of A. It is give a chance to be far from the stench.

True, brother. That's why the jetstream goes west to east, so our purer air can at least attempt to purify their fetidness.