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  • #46
    Re: Hello, Im new here

    Wait, there may be a ray of His light breaking through the clouds.

    Listen, young lady, don't despair. Look at this thread, and learn about becoming an ex negro! Jesus has plans for you, there's nothing He can't do for you, if you give your all to Him.

    YBIC

    YBIC

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    • #47
      Re: Hello, Im new here

      Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
      Wait, there may be a ray of His light breaking through the clouds.

      Listen, young lady, don't despair. Look at this thread, and learn about becoming an ex negro! Jesus has plans for you, there's nothing He can't do for you, if you give your all to Him.

      YBIC

      YBIC
      Whew, thanks brother Matthew. I was hoping there was some other recourse for this penitent negress.
      Recovering Catholic.

      Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

      Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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      • #48
        Re: Hello, Im new here

        Originally posted by Girl21DK View Post
        My parents are not christians and they probably believe that Im too young to be married, I dont share that point of view though. I have no man in my life, but I have been told that no man of your church will marry me, because Im not white. This makes it kind of impossible for me, I dont want my babies to go to hell
        Jesus can make you and your sin white as snow, friend. Isaiah 1:18 says He can. There is no need to fear, Jesus will love you if you, one, believe in His temporary sacrifice, two, repent of all sin, and three, get baptized. Then you will become a saved ex-Negress! Isn't that wonderful?
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • #49
          Re: Hello, Im new here

          I thought "negro" meant black, but Im far from black. My skin is actually lighter than some of yours as far as I can tell from the pictures, but I suppose it does not count, considering where Im from. The only thing is that my hair is dark, my eyes too.
          I know that in my heart I love Jesus to infinity.
          Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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          • #50
            Re: Hello, Im new here

            Originally posted by Girl21DK View Post
            I thought "negro" meant black, but Im far from black. My skin is actually lighter than some of yours as far as I can tell from the pictures, but I suppose it does not count, considering where Im from. The only thing is that my hair is dark, my eyes too.
            I know that in my heart I love Jesus to infinity.
            Unfortunately, nowhere in the Bible does it say that loving Jesus is a sufficient condition for salvation, only that it is a necessary one. Likewise being made white by Jesus as described in Isaiah 1:18. Are you interested in being saved? Would you like to surrender yourself to His Whiteness and join us in the life everlasting?

            (See Revelation 1:14)
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • #51
              Re: Hello, Im new here

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              Unfortunately, nowhere in the Bible does it say that loving Jesus is a sufficient condition for salvation, only that it is a necessary one. Likewise being made white by Jesus as described in Isaiah 1:18. Are you interested in being saved? Would you like to surrender yourself to His Whiteness and join us in the life everlasting?

              (See Revelation 1:14)

              Of course! I want Him to be happy with me. I do. But my whole point is that Im far away from where this religion is practiced. Im completely by myself and I wouldnt even be able to tell anyone about my beliefs, this society will never accept me.
              Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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              • #52
                Re: Hello, Im new here

                Originally posted by Girl21DK View Post
                I thought "negro" meant black, but Im far from black. My skin is actually lighter than some of yours as far as I can tell from the pictures, but I suppose it does not count, considering where Im from. The only thing is that my hair is dark, my eyes too.
                I know that in my heart I love Jesus to infinity.
                Racisim is not tolerated at Landover!!!
                Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature
                I never said you were a nigra or a beaner. We do not care what color you are. To infer we think otherwise is quite frankly, distasteful and revolting.
                It is narrow minded attitudes like you are displaying the make Jesus step back from you. Finally, there is no such thing as 'infinity' in the eyes of God. He has a beginning and when He bestows us with the Rapture, there will be an end. You people all have such cunnilingus! You need to be watched liked a hawk!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #53
                  Re: Hello, Im new here

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Racisim is not tolerated at Landover!!!
                  Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature
                  I never said you were a nigra or a beaner. We do not care what color you are. To infer we think otherwise is quite frankly, distasteful and revolting.
                  It is narrow minded attitudes like you are displaying the make Jesus step back from you. Finally, there is no such thing as 'infinity' in the eyes of God. He has a beginning and when He bestows us with the Rapture, there will be an end. You people all have such cunnilingus! You need to be watched liked a hawk!

                  I didnt mean to hurt anyone. Im clearly speaking out of ignorance. Sorry.
                  Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Hello, Im new here

                    Originally posted by Girl21DK View Post
                    I thought "negro" meant black, but Im far from black. My skin is actually lighter than some of yours as far as I can tell from the pictures, but I suppose it does not count, considering where Im from. The only thing is that my hair is dark, my eyes too.
                    I know that in my heart I love Jesus to infinity.
                    This was the last straw from you for me. You are clearly a racist mudslime who chooses to make Jesus cry.

                    I will enjoy watching you cast into the pit.

                    YIC


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Hello, Im new here

                      Originally posted by Girl21DK View Post
                      I didnt mean to hurt anyone. Im clearly speaking out of ignorance. Sorry.
                      Child, you must try not to test Brother James' patience too severely. I realize you are new here, but he is a man with the heart of a lion, and the vengeful wrath of a pack ravenous wolves.

                      Sister Mary may come along and take you in hand. She was kind to me when I first joined God's Favorite Forum(tm).

                      You must repent.

                      YBIC

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                      • #56
                        Re: Hello, Im new here

                        Originally posted by Girl21DK View Post
                        I didnt mean to hurt anyone. Im clearly speaking out of ignorance. Sorry.
                        I know you are merely a female from an under developed third world country so ignorant outbursts like you previously made are not too surprising. However, what I think does not matter, what God thinks does. Consider the mountains you must climb, the pits of shortcomings you have to claw out of to get in His good graces.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #57
                          Re: Hello, Im new here

                          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                          This was the last straw from you for me. You are clearly a racist mudslime who chooses to make Jesus cry.

                          I will enjoy watching you cast into the pit.

                          YIC
                          Indeed, brother. If she is not a gook or a spook, she must be one of those skinnies.

                          In any case, she is definitely a racist who has no respect for people of color. I must say I am offended in my deepest integrity that I have inadvertently associated with a racist.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • #58
                            Re: Hello, Im new here

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            Indeed, brother. If she is not a gook or a spook, she must be one of those skinnies.

                            In any case, she is definitely a racist who has no respect for people of color. I must say I am offended in my deepest integrity that I have inadvertently associated with a racist.
                            Verily.. those "mulatoes" or "mixed people" are the worst. They have no real color, so they choose to denigrate both. We should call her JANUS.
                            Recovering Catholic.

                            Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                            Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                            • #59
                              Re: Hello, Im new here

                              Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
                              Verily.. those "mulatoes" or "mixed people" are the worst. They have no real color, so they choose to denigrate both. We should call her JANUS.
                              As a two-faced heathen, Janus would be appropriate.

                              YBIC

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                              • #60
                                Re: Hello, Im new here

                                email: **** NO ****
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