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  • #16
    Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

    Originally posted by Young Peter View Post
    I was wondering can somebody tell me why it says unsaed trash and under investigation under my name? I know I am a piece of trash in GOD'S eyes but I know I am saved. As for the part about being under investigation are you tied in to a police database or somehting? There is no case currently pending against me and I have not recently been questioned about anything but if you have information that I am currently being investigated please let me know becasue I am innocent and I need to contact my public defender and let him know about this. Thank you.
    Take a deep breath, study your Bible and have some patience. God has already decided what your future will look like and whether it will end with salvation or damnation.

    Psalm 90:2 "Before the mountains were brought forth, Or ever thou hadst formed the earth and the world, Even from everlasting to everlasting, thou art God."
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #17
      Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

      Thanks again to all of you for your nice encouragemtns!!!!

      Dr. Laurence do you think you could help me prepare for psycholigycal tests? I can get out of this halfway house if the doctors sign off on some things and say I am ready to return to beingb a productive member of society. Maybe if you could tell me how ot answer their questions and what the ink blots mean I could get out of here sooner and find my sweetheart and rescue her fromthe warlock.

      Thank you.

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      • #18
        Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

        FYI: Oral Sex and Sodomy are one and the same according to the law, both secular and Godly.

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #19
          Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

          Originally posted by Young Peter View Post
          encouragemtns
          Which part of "Your typing is horrible, please fix that" did you not get.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #20
            Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

            I am sorry about my taping and I will try my best to work on it and not make any more mistakes!

            I made a new drawing to honor Thanksgiving and I did all the lettering on the computer because I wanted it to be extra neat for this special holiday. I hope you all enjoy it and it reminds you of what you are thankful for!


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            • #21
              Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

              I think we might have a troll here he is typing like an atheist, or one of those people who choose to have downs.
              I Want Jesus To Eat My Butthole And Whip My Ass.

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              • #22
                Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                Originally posted by America Man View Post
                I think we might have a troll here he is typing like an God-hating atheist, or one of those people who choose to have downs.
                Let's not start accusing people of being trolls, dear, and instead come together to glorify Jesus.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #23
                  Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Let's not start accusing people of being trolls, dear, and instead come together to glorify Jesus.

                  My apologies Mary I am just wary of people.
                  I Want Jesus To Eat My Butthole And Whip My Ass.

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                  • #24
                    Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                    Originally posted by America Man View Post
                    My apologies Mary I am just wary of people.
                    Jesus can Save anyone who comes to Him.

                    Among them we too all formerly lived in the lusts of our flesh, indulging the desires of the flesh and of the mind,
                    and were by nature children of wrath, even as the rest.
                    Ephesians 2:3
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #25
                      Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                      Thank you for defending me Mary you seem like a very nice lady like the kind of lady who would never lie and get a guy in trouble.

                      Nothing makes me agrier than false accusations and that is what American Man has done to me he has accused me falsely. I am so angry right now but I am going to put my anger on the ALTAR and lte it be GOD'S concern.

                      I warn you Amercian Man I will try to turn my other cheek like a CHRISTIAN as much as possible but you can only push me so far. I learned in juveline hall that you can not survive unless you are willing to fight back. I am praying real hard that you will not put me in that position. May GOD bless you and keep and protect you.

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                      • #26
                        Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                        Your art work is beautiful Peter. I wish i could draw ass good as you do, but I haven't been blessed with such artistic skills. Oh,and spoiler alert Jesus wins.

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                        • #27
                          Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                          Originally posted by Young Peter View Post
                          Thank you for defending me Mary you seem like a very nice lady like the kind of lady who would never lie and get a guy in trouble.

                          Nothing makes me agrier than false accusations and that is what American Man has done to me he has accused me falsely. I am so angry right now but I am going to put my anger on the ALTAR and lte it be GOD'S concern.

                          I warn you Amercian Man I will try to turn my other cheek like a CHRISTIAN as much as possible but you can only push me so far. I learned in juveline hall that you can not survive unless you are willing to fight back. I am praying real hard that you will not put me in that position. May GOD bless you and keep and protect you.
                          Stay calm, Young Peter, remember what we talked about. I think 'American Man' is one of those sicko homers who likes to be beaten. Don't give him that satisfaction, and stay focussed on your religious art.

                          YBIC

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                          • #28
                            Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                            Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                            Stay calm, Young Peter, remember what we talked about. I think 'American Man' is one of those sicko homers who likes to be beaten. Don't give him that satisfaction, and stay focussed on your religious art.

                            YBIC
                            Homers love to get beaten. There is a homer boy at my school and we bully him all the time but we stopped because we think he likes it. Homers are dangerous people. Homers should be required to have a big red sticker on there head that says "WARNING WARNING HOMER INCOMING"

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                            • #29
                              Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                              Hello everybody how are you? I am fine. I hope you all had wonderful Christmastimes! I have not been able to get on here because of some problems at the halfway house which I do not want to go into.

                              I hope you will not mind if I share another one of my art works with you. I got the idea for this one when I was reading JOHN 2:15. It was so exciting to read about JESUS fashioning a whip for HIMSELF and using it to drive all the money changers our of the TEMPLE.

                              I got to thinking who are the modern money changers? I think the modern money changers are the welfare cheats and the people who help them like the Democrats and ACORN because they take your money and change it into gold rims for their Cadillac Escalades or they spend it on steak and lobster or crack cocaine or presents for their "hoochie mamas".

                              I call this drawing

                              JESUS DRIVES THE MONEY CHANGERS OUT OF THE WELFARE OFFICE.




                              In my adult literacy class we were learning about "irony." I tried to use that idea by having the one welfare cheat calling upon THE LORD to help him but he does not realize it is THE LORD who is giving him some help right in that moment!

                              I hope you all have liked my art work and I hope you will pray for me that I do not get into any more trouble here that would keep me from being able to get into the computer room and go on here and talk to you nice people. Thank you.

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                              • #30
                                Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                                Originally posted by Young Peter View Post
                                Hello everybody how are you? I am fine. I hope you all had wonderful Christmastimes! I have not been able to get on here because of some problems at the halfway house which I do not want to go into.

                                I hope you will not mind if I share another one of my art works with you. I got the idea for this one when I was reading JOHN 2:15. It was so exciting to read about JESUS fashioning a whip for HIMSELF and using it to drive all the money changers our of the TEMPLE.

                                I got to thinking who are the modern money changers? I think the modern money changers are the welfare cheats and the people who help them like the Democrats and ACORN because they take your money and change it into gold rims for their Cadillac Escalades or they spend it on steak and lobster or crack cocaine or presents for their "hoochie mamas".

                                I call this drawing

                                JESUS DRIVES THE MONEY CHANGERS OUT OF THE WELFARE OFFICE.




                                In my adult literacy class we were learning about "irony." I tried to use that idea by having the one welfare cheat calling upon THE LORD to help him but he does not realize it is THE LORD who is giving him some help right in that moment!

                                I hope you all have liked my art work and I hope you will pray for me that I do not get into any more trouble here that would keep me from being able to get into the computer room and go on here and talk to you nice people. Thank you.
                                Hello again.

                                Your art - just like your understanding of Scripture - is a gift from God. I am honored to know you, brother.

                                You have my prayers for your trials at the halfway house.

                                Pastor Ed

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