Hello there!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello there!

Of course unicorns exist.

Psalms 22:21 Save me from the lion's mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.

[meowpik]

Re: Hello there!

Hello God-hating God-hating God-hating atheist. Might I respectfully remind you the only reason you hate God is because you have been brainwashed to hate Him. You can break free from this if you want, but you have to want it.

No, I'm fine, thanks. Also I don't hate God. I just don't believe he exists.
Do you hate unicorns? Probably not, but you don't think they exist. It's the same principle.

You're mistaken. Anyone who does not want to experience an eternity of horrible, torturous pain and misery need to be Saved. Only Christ Jesus can do this, and homosexuals shun Him and mock Him by spreading their seed inside the dark, bacterial ridden poop-shoot of other men.

Then why do Christian extremists call homosexuality a disease? That's a bit rude and unjust.

This is for the woman's good. Because no other decent man would take (her virginity is, after all, now no longer a consideration for marriage), she would at least be given a decent name among society and be offered a certain amount of respect for not being a slut, but being a married woman.

"any decent man"? And by "decent," do you mean someone who shares your beliefs? I think I have pretty good morals, and that makes me decent, in my opinion.

It's a good thing people like you who are completely ignorant and therefore devoid of all morals do not contribute more to the laws of this nation. You might as well say killing a four year old child for being annoying is a good idea, too.

The child inside the womb has no memories or emotions. A four-year-old has memories, and friends. The people that love him would be crushed if he was killed. Any "decent" person should condone abortion in cases of rape.

1. Why have you turned your back on your LORD? What do you hope to gain out of your short-lived "liberty," and have you realized yet this "liberty" is really nothing more than bondage to sin?

2. Who hurt you so much to have inspired you to direct your anger at the Sweet Baby Jesus who hurt no one ever, but died for your sins?

3. What do you fear about giving your life to Jesus? Are you also a fat girl because you fear giving your love to a man? Jesus will never hurt you like a man will. He's perfect.

1. I didn't. Ever since I was a small child, say 7 or 8, the idea of an all-powerful, omniscient being was a bit unbelievable to me. What do I hope to gain? A nice family. I don't care if they are of the faith, I just don't want people to inflict their beliefs on me.
2. No one.
3. Nope. I'm a heterosexual 18 year old male. I'm reasonably fit, have girlfriend, and all that jazz.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello there!

Also, nice.
Changing "a theist" to "god-hating ath eist." Cool.

What are you talking about?

Nobody changed anything.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello there!

Hello, God-hating God-hating atheist here.

Hello God-hating atheist. Might I respectfully remind you the only reason you hate God is because you have been brainwashed to hate Him. You can break free from this if you want, but you have to want it.

Not trying to argue over the existence/non-existence of God or any of that, I want to inform you all that you are terrible people. The views that you have on real-world issues are simply atrocious.

I'm glad you are not here to debate. This is not a debate forum. You will find no one who bites your arguing bait. Here at Landover Baptist Church Forum we praise Jesus for His Perfect Ways.

1. Homosexuals don't need to be saved. They're people, but they simply have different tastes than you. It's like you people are being Nazis, only instead of Jewish people, you're going after God-hating God-hating atheists and homosexuals.

You're mistaken. Anyone who does not want to experience an eternity of horrible, torturous pain and misery need to be Saved. Only Christ Jesus can do this, and homosexuals shun Him and mock Him by spreading their seed inside the dark, bacterial ridden poop-shoot of other men.

2. Rape victims should marry their rapists? Are you kidding me? Being raped is a traumatizing experience. The rapist should not be rewarded, but prosecuted. Also, what if the rapist is gay? Should he be stoned or married to the boy he violated? Hm?

This is for the woman's good. Because no other decent man would take (her virginity is, after all, now no longer a consideration for marriage), she would at least be given a decent name among society and be offered a certain amount of respect for not being a slut, but being a married woman.

3. This one is a bit less of an issue with me, and others, but women should be able to abort their child in the case of rape. That child would simply be a reminder of the tragic events that transpired with the woman's rapist. Instead of forgetting of the rape, she would be constantly reminded every day.

It's a good thing people like you who are completely ignorant and therefore devoid of all morals do not contribute more to the laws of this nation. You might as well say killing a four year old child for being annoying is a good idea, too.

Thanks. I guess.

Now my turn.

1. Why have you turned your back on your LORD? What do you hope to gain out of your short-lived "liberty," and have you realized yet this "liberty" is really nothing more than bondage to sin?

2. Who hurt you so much to have inspired you to direct your anger at the Sweet Baby Jesus who hurt no one ever, but died for your sins?

3. What do you fear about giving your life to Jesus? Are you also a fat girl because you fear giving your love to a man? Jesus will never hurt you like a man will. He's perfect.

[meowpik]

Re: Hello there!

Also, nice.
Changing "a theist" to "god-hating ath eist." Cool.

[meowpik]

Hello, atheist here.

Not trying to argue over the existence/non-existence of God or any of that, I want to inform you all that you are terrible people. The views that you have on real-world issues are simply atrocious.

1. Homosexuals don't need to be saved. They're people, but they simply have different tastes than you. It's like you people are being Nazis, only instead of Jewish people, you're going after Atheists and homosexuals.

2. Rape victims should marry their rapists? Are you kidding me? Being raped is a traumatizing experience. The rapist should not be rewarded, but prosecuted. Also, what if the rapist is gay? Should he be stoned or married to the boy he violated? Hm?

3. This one is a bit less of an issue with me, and others, but women should be able to abort their child in the case of rape. That child would simply be a reminder of the tragic events that transpired with the woman's rapist. Instead of forgetting of the rape, she would be constantly reminded every day.

Thanks. I guess.