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[Creationist Ron]

How do I become a forum member I couldn't find the answer anywhere sorry.

[Didymus Much]

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How do I become a forum member I couldn't find the answer anywhere sorry.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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How do I become a forum member I couldn't find the answer anywhere sorry.

One step at a time, son. First, you must accept the fact of the resurrection and Christ's Godhood on faith. Then, you should repent, as Jesus also commands in the gospel. Then you should be baptized, as even He Himself was. Once you have done these three things, get back to us and we will further instruct you.

[Creationist Ron]

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One step at a time, son. First, you must accept the fact of the resurrection and Christ's Godhood on faith. Then, you should repent, as Jesus also commands in the gospel. Then you should be baptized, as even He Himself was. Once you have done these three things, get back to us and we will further instruct you.

Yes Sir! I have already accepted the fact of Jesus Christ"s resurrection, but what must I repent for Sir,and for how long? I will get baptised soon I asks my dad why it wasn't done when I was a baby,and he said it was because that he wasnt Christian when I was born. I am going to get baptised this Sunday if possible I am also going to turn 18 in 2 days.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Yes Sir! I have already accepted the fact of Jesus Christ"s resurrection, but what must I repent for Sir,and for how long? I will get baptised soon I asks my dad why it wasn't done when I was a baby,and he said it was because that he wasnt Christian when I was born. I am going to get baptised this Sunday if possible I am also going to turn 18 in 2 days.

You must surrender everything that you own to Christ Jesus. Pastor Ezekiel knows him personally, so if you could liquidate your assets and make the check out to "Ezekiel Flint", that will be sufficient. Your account will be upgraded to forum member as soon as the check is cashed.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Yes Sir! I have already accepted the fact of Jesus Christ"s resurrection, but what must I repent for Sir,and for how long? I will get baptised soon I asks my dad why it wasn't done when I was a baby,and he said it was because that he wasnt Christian when I was born. I am going to get baptised this Sunday if possible I am also going to turn 18 in 2 days.

Being baptised as a baby is pointless. How can a baby make the correct decision to accept Jesus into their hearts as their Saviour?

The Papists baptise innocent little ones as part of an on going part of retarding free will and personal responsibility to Christ so that the young boys delicate posterior and nimble mouths may be used by the Chlolick paedophile priest's engorged penile member.

YIC

[My Username]

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Hello.

Jesus has all the answers. Thats it. You will burn in hell if you don't realize it.

Its quite simple.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Hello.

Jesus has all the answers. Thats it. You will burn in hell if you don't realize it.

Its quite simple.

Using false avatar pictures to obsfucate your age is frowned on, here. Please choose another avatar.

YIC

[Creationist Ron]

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You must surrender everything that you own to Christ Jesus. Pastor Ezekiel knows him personally, so if you could liquidate your assets and make the check out to "Ezekiel Flint", that will be sufficient. Your account will be upgraded to forum member as soon as the check is cashed.

Sir I am afraid I have no assets I live with mother and father and Dad says that nothing belongs to me not the clothes on my back and not the food in my belly. I am afraid I don't have any assets Sir I'm sorry is there any way I may still become a forum member?

[Creationist Ron]

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I just remembered I have $20 I was saving to buy bibles with and pass out to heathens,but I could turn in the $20 if need be it's all I have Sir.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Ron, if the tithing issue is bothering you I may be able to help you out. First, a couple of questions; does your dad have a lot of expensive items in the house? Is there a pawn shop near your home? If you answered yes to both of these questions, Jesus has already began working on your case with a miracle! Praise Him!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Ron, if the tithing issue is bothering you I may be able to help you out. First, a couple of questions; does your dad have a lot of expensive items in the house? Is there a pawn shop near your home? If you answered yes to both of these questions, Jesus has already began working on your case with a miracle! Praise Him!

GLORY!!!

[Faith_Machine]

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Ron, why don't you upload a profile picture? We'd love to be able to get a good look at you!

[Creationist Ron]

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Ron, if the tithing issue is bothering you I may be able to help you out. First, a couple of questions; does your dad have a lot of expensive items in the house? Is there a pawn shop near your home? If you answered yes to both of these questions, Jesus has already began working on your case with a miracle! Praise Him!

No Sir. We don't make a lot of money fathers job doesn't pay too much we aren't poor but we aren't very well off. I am sorry we don't have any assets,and father doesn't allow me to leave the house unless I am playing football. If I went to a pawn shop even if we had goods then that would be lying which is strictly forbidden, and would be disrespectful which is also strictly forbidden.

[Creationist Ron]

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Ron, why don't you upload a profile picture? We'd love to be able to get a good look at you!

Maybe after a while Sir,but I'm not sure I want to disclose a picture yet.