[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Forum member

Who is this jabbering fool, what church does he go to and what is his favourite bible verse? Good grief! How difficult can it be?

Hell awaits and God might kill you tomorrow. Hurry.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Forum member

Sir please it says on the sticky forum that once the DOF determines rather or not I should be labeled otherwise I can be a form member. It didn't say anything about liquidating assets I would be more then willing to fork over the $20,but it's all I have Sir please.

You could sell your computer.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Forum member

If that happens and I don't have any assets to surrender is it still possible for me to become a member

That all depends on how much energy you put into pleasing Jesus.

John 14:6 "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

[Creationist Ron]

Re: Forum member

Jesus can not be bribed. Unless we are talking serious money that is, our Pastors will start paying attention when over $100,000 gets tithed.

Instead of focusing on irrelevant tags, you should be focusing on The Holy Bible. You should show Jesus you understand His work by often quoting His scripture!

Psalm 12:6–7 "The words of the Lord are pure words: As silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O Lord, Thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

Yes Sir I am sorry. I will start quoting scripture and make lots of Godly posts. If that happens and I don't have any assets to surrender is it still possible for me to become a member

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Forum member

Sir please it says on the sticky forum that once the DOF determines rather or not I should be labeled otherwise I can be a form member. It didn't say anything about liquidating assets I would be more then willing to fork over the $20,but it's all I have Sir please.

Jesus can not be bribed. Unless we are talking serious money that is, our Pastors will start paying attention when over $100,000 gets tithed.

Instead of focusing on irrelevant tags, you should be focusing on The Holy Bible. You should show Jesus you understand His work by often quoting His scripture!

Psalm 12:6–7 "The words of the Lord are pure words: As silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O Lord, Thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

[Creationist Ron]

Re: Forum member

Not on Christ's dime, son.

Ecclesiastes 5:10-15

Sir please it says on the sticky forum that once the DOF determines rather or not I should be labeled otherwise I can be a form member. It didn't say anything about liquidating assets I would be more then willing to fork over the $20,but it's all I have Sir please.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Forum member

Sir I am lying to some extent. We do have some valuable assets and we do live near a pawn shop, but I can't sell fathers things that is Lieng and thieving, and I apologize for Lieng early, but I just can't sell fathers things. He would beat me brainless,and would probably go get his things back. Is there anyway I can still e a forum member I really want to be a member of the forums.

Not on Christ's dime, son.

Ecclesiastes 5:10-15

[Creationist Ron]

Re: Forum member

Romans 3:7 says you are lying right now.

Sir I am lying to some extent. We do have some valuable assets and we do live near a pawn shop, but I can't sell fathers things that is Lieng and thieving, and I apologize for Lieng early, but I just can't sell fathers things. He would beat me brainless,and would probably go get his things back. Is there anyway I can still e a forum member I really want to be a member of the forums.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Forum member

No Sir. We don't make a lot of money fathers job doesn't pay too much we aren't poor but we aren't very well off. I am sorry we don't have any assets,and father doesn't allow me to leave the house unless I am playing football. If I went to a pawn shop even if we had goods then that would be lying which is strictly forbidden, and would be disrespectful which is also strictly forbidden.

Romans 3:7 says you are lying right now.

[Creationist Ron]

Re: Forum member

Ron, why don't you upload a profile picture? We'd love to be able to get a good look at you!

Maybe after a while Sir,but I'm not sure I want to disclose a picture yet.

[Creationist Ron]

Re: Forum member

Ron, if the tithing issue is bothering you I may be able to help you out. First, a couple of questions; does your dad have a lot of expensive items in the house? Is there a pawn shop near your home? If you answered yes to both of these questions, Jesus has already began working on your case with a miracle! Praise Him!

No Sir. We don't make a lot of money fathers job doesn't pay too much we aren't poor but we aren't very well off. I am sorry we don't have any assets,and father doesn't allow me to leave the house unless I am playing football. If I went to a pawn shop even if we had goods then that would be lying which is strictly forbidden, and would be disrespectful which is also strictly forbidden.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Forum member

Ron, why don't you upload a profile picture? We'd love to be able to get a good look at you!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Forum member

Ron, if the tithing issue is bothering you I may be able to help you out. First, a couple of questions; does your dad have a lot of expensive items in the house? Is there a pawn shop near your home? If you answered yes to both of these questions, Jesus has already began working on your case with a miracle! Praise Him!

GLORY!!!

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Forum member

Ron, if the tithing issue is bothering you I may be able to help you out. First, a couple of questions; does your dad have a lot of expensive items in the house? Is there a pawn shop near your home? If you answered yes to both of these questions, Jesus has already began working on your case with a miracle! Praise Him!

[Creationist Ron]

Re: Forum member

I just remembered I have $20 I was saving to buy bibles with and pass out to heathens,but I could turn in the $20 if need be it's all I have Sir.