[Adam Fag]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

What weird bits? Nothing of God's word is weird bits, you crazy man.

Hi Red I had IVF in mind there.

Luke 1 30,31 34,35 Then the angel told her, "Stop being afraid, Mary, because you have found favor with God. Now listen: You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you will call His name Jesus.

Mary asked the angel, "How can this happen, since I have not had relations with a man?" The angel answered her, "The Holy Spirit will come over you, and the power of the Most High will surround you. Therefore, the child will be holy and will be called the Son of God."

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

Hi - Yes I was glad to tick & click you for a friend. You've found a great site here, they're all keen to learn new things that help us to know what God meant by some of the weird bits in what He said (or wrote) and science plays a big part in that. Not false science. Real science.

When you say "up North" —— north of where?

What weird bits? Nothing of God's word is weird bits, you crazy man.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

Mary Etheldreda welcomed me. What is the problem with you men? Are you bothered that I admit my life of lustful sin?

No, we're bothered that your story doesn't check out. Everybody knows the so-called "church" of "the Subgenius" is a prank. We don't appreciate satire around here. Either tell us the truth about who and what you really are, or face the fact that you have nothing to look forward to but aeternal hellfire.

The choice is yours, friend, and I am praying with all my heart that you will choose wisely.

[Adam Fag]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

Hi - Yes I was glad to tick & click you for a friend. You've found a great site here, they're all keen to learn new things that help us to know what God meant by some of the weird bits in what He said (or wrote) and science plays a big part in that. Not false science. Real science.

When you say "up North" —— north of where?

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

Thank you Mr. Papist. I have committed all manner of sinful acts including but not limited to lust and adultery. I have partaken of spirits to excess. I have performed acts of unspeakable lewdness. I have videos to prove it. And now, I am trying to turn away from these abominations and travel only on the Right Path. I have come hither seeking light and love. Sister Mary, if I may call her that, directed me earlier to read the Baptist Bible from cover to cover and to return with questions I may have. Here is my first question. If God did not create the sun until the fourth day, what is the source of the light when God says "Let there be light" on the first day? Thank you again.

Hi, Reformed, I believe the light before the fourth day was the Light of God, His Glory.

[Reformed Adulteress]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

You seem familiar to me, Mr. Hopkins. Did you ever reside in the northeast?

[Reformed Adulteress]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

Thank you Mr. Papist. I have committed all manner of sinful acts including but not limited to lust and adultery. I have partaken of spirits to excess. I have performed acts of unspeakable lewdness. I have videos to prove it. And now, I am trying to turn away from these abominations and travel only on the Right Path. I have come hither seeking light and love. Sister Mary, if I may call her that, directed me earlier to read the Baptist Bible from cover to cover and to return with questions I may have. Here is my first question. If God did not create the sun until the fourth day, what is the source of the light when God says "Let there be light" on the first day? Thank you again.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

I do not understand. What is a slapper? And what is trolling? I am not feeling welcome here today.

Ignore the lesser members of the site. Sometimes their zeal to get with Jesus gets in the way of their manners. We, however, have far more forgiveness in our souls for wanton sluts wanting to get with the Lord.

So, what depraved acts are you here to repent for?

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

I do not understand. What is a slapper? And what is trolling? I am not feeling welcome here today.

Ok girl. A slapper is a loose woman, and while we respect you for your attempt to repent from this, we have seen nothing from you that actually relates to The Holy Bible (KJV 1611).

Use the Good Book girl. Live by it literally. Only then will you find salvation..

John 5:24

Uerily, verily I say vnto you, Hee that heareth my word, & beleeueth on him that sent mee, hath euerlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation: but is passed from death vnto life.

Please just try to live your life by The Word. Jesus loves YOU, but only if you submit to HIS word.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

There is no problem with the men! They are trying to help you!

What you need to do, dear, is to give up whatever foolishness you're hanging onto now and read the Holy Bible.

You can request one at your local Baptist Church, read one in your local library, or read online HERE.

Start at the beginning, and read through every word. Don't skip any parts. Come back when you have questions or comments.

Amen! Reformed Adultress would do well to follow your shining example.

And what does her signature mean? Is she insane?

YBIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

Mary Etheldreda welcomed me. What is the problem with you men? Are you bothered that I admit my life of lustful sin?

There is no problem with the men! They are trying to help you!

What you need to do, dear, is to give up whatever foolishness you're hanging onto now and read the Holy Bible.

You can request one at your local Baptist Church, read one in your local library, or read online HERE.

Start at the beginning, and read through every word. Don't skip any parts. Come back when you have questions or comments.

[Reformed Adulteress]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

Golly, I am trying to snap out of it, that's why I came here, to seek succor and guidance. Instead I am called names and belittled yet I am not told how to correct my errors. I want to be good enough to meet with the approval of the True ChristiansTM. Please help me learn how to do so.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

Mary Etheldreda welcomed me. What is the problem with you men? Are you bothered that I admit my life of lustful sin?

Since our beloved Sister Mary welcomed you here, all that you have done is spout vapid nonsense.

Snap out of it, woman. This sort of drivel gives me a headache.

YBIC

[Reformed Adulteress]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

Mary Etheldreda welcomed me. What is the problem with you men? Are you bothered that I admit my life of lustful sin?

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Reformed Adulteress'sssss Introduction

I do not understand. What is a slapper? And what is trolling? I am not feeling welcome here today.

You weren't welcome yesterday, either.

YBIC