[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

Don't try and pull everyone down to your gutter, witch. He's trying to repent of his degenerate lifestyle. He's don't drunk! He's high on God!

Looks like he's not the only one feeling the influence of a spirit.

[Repentant Heathen]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

Don't try and pull everyone down to your gutter, witch. He's trying to repent of his degenerate lifestyle. He's don't drunk! He's high on God!

Thanks for sticking up for me Pastor. I chose the username atheist to remind me of what I used to be. Christian Humility you witch. Just what is saturnalia some sort of devil worshipping parade where you rape babies?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

Thanks for sticking up for me Pastor. I chose the username atheist to remind me of what I used to be. Christian Humility you witch. Just what is saturnalia some sort of devil worshipping parade where you rape babies?

Saturnalia, dear noob, is one of the reasons why the holiday of xmas exists. It went from 17-23 Dec in ancient Rome. When that wretched slimeball Constantine went about enforcing xtianity, that was christianized, to make it easier to enforce the new beliefs onto the pagans.

It was a time to eat, drink and be merry. Sound familiar?

[Repentant Heathen]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

Looks like he's not the only one feeling the influence of a spirit.

Stop hijacking my thread witch I am trying to read the bible, but feel as if I have to reply to you. Pastor Zeke isn't drunk he is thrilled that an atheist monkey worshippers is turning his life around. Repent your sins, and learn something from these Godly people, or begone witch!

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

There seems to be something odd about you. Atheists usually have more fire to them and are not kitty-whipped doormats like you seem to be.

Also, they think for themselves. You don't seem to be doing that.

Not thinking for yourself is a very xtian way to act. Keep that up and you'll be xtian in no time.

Still, there's something off about you.

He can't be an atheist. If he was he would not want to read the bible. Fact.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

Mr. Atheist, spoiler alert! I don't want to kill the suspense, but when you get to the "begat" section of the Bible, get ready for some real interesting, thrilling reading! When I am witnessing on the street and I feel I am losing the crowds attention, I quickly go to my memorized 'begats' and really whip the crowd into a frenzy!! There's is always silence from the atheists as one reads the entire 'begats' to them. They are at a loss for a comeback and just put their palms against their foreheads and shake their heads in disgrace, as they slowly walk away in shame I'm guessing.

[Little Donkey]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

*Satanic Reference Deleted*, dear noob, is one of the reasons why the holiday of xmas exists. It went from 17-23 Dec in ancient Rome. ... blah blah blah lies...

See witch? There's your problem. Or one of your problems anyway. Those dates make no sense AT ALL if you're trying to pervert our holy Christmas and make it seem like a pagan orgy. Completely wrong day. So what happened to your satan worshipping festival from 17-23 Dec? The answer is: Jesus saved you. All except a few sad, ugly teenage goths like yourself who do "magic" in their bedrooms to feel try and powerful over the normal, wholesome, good Christian, white kids. Don't worry in a few years you'll get over it and be cleaning their houses for a living.

[Repentant Heathen]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

Good Lord. I must sleep now. I have made it all the way to psalms going to sleep.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

Good Lord. I must sleep now. I have made it all the way to psalms going to sleep.

What if you die in your sleep without ever having reached the Gospels? You could burn in Hell for all eternity. Is some temporary relief really worth an eternity of burning and being sodomized by Lucifer?

[Repentant Heathen]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

What if you die in your sleep without ever having reached the Gospels? You could burn in Hell for all eternity. Is some temporary relief really worth an eternity of burning and being sodomized by Lucifer?

Oh Sir. When I saw your post I am still reading. I am like barely awake I feel as if I may pass out. I will still stay up though. Maybe I'm Wong but God punishes you in hell not Satan (lucifer) Satan is no lackey of God. Was that a test?

[Thaddeus Allerton]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

He can't be an atheist. If he was he would not want to read the bible. Fact.

Leave him be you filthy blackened queer. Obviously Atheist999 has made the MOST important decision in his life. Like me (although I was no Atheist degenerate scumbag) he has recently found the most glorious website on the internets and is trying to turn his pathetic life around. Atheist999, I welcome you with very very open arms. You will find a most loving and compassionate community here.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

Oh Sir. When I saw your post I am still reading. I am like barely awake I feel as if I may pass out. I will still stay up though. Maybe I'm Wong but God punishes you in hell not Satan (lucifer) Satan is no lackey of God. Was that a test?

Keep reading. Isaiah 45:7 answers this question.

[Repentant Heathen]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

Keep reading. Isaiah 45:7 answers this question.

Ee I was right. I uh oh Good Lord. I don't know how much longer I can read. I think I die i am talking like dem negroes I ain't talk like the white men no more I so tired I think I'm gonna die I can't sleep su tired I gotta keep reading I must I must read Lotds world I I I mocked God must repent no sleep.

[GoldHelper]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

You're really pretty. I wish you were Christian so we could date.

[GoldHelper]

Re: I'm an atheist, but very open minded, and want to find God.

Okay. I'm rational. I'm open. What makes saying that a bad thing to anyone? Why might someone be offended at this?