I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

[dr wayne kerr]

Finally I have found TRUE salvation in the Landover Baptist Church.

I used to be black of skin and full of sin until one day the mighty backhand of our one TRUE LORD slapped the black right off me and made me normal.

Now i am blessed with true natural beauty and walk in the light of our lord and savior.

After reading the sermons of senior Landover Baptist Church members i am truly blessed and invigorated to spread the word.

I would have continued my life of masturbation, boozing and the rental of my body as a public service to the less fortunate, the toothless and the wicked. Now i am truly saved and see the true path i must take for eternal glory in the eyes of the lord our savior and his son Jesus Christ.

Finally after many years of confusion I have curbed my wicked ways and now only masturbate for Jesus.

I feel that my path is true and the light of the Landover Baptist Church is truly a beacon of eternal light and salvation.


GOD BLESS.

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

Psalm 23:4
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your rod and your staff,
they comfort me.

the 'Rod and Staff' make me love Jesus more everyday

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

Friend, it is not the color of the jigs that makes God dislike them. It is the fact that they rape white women and steal pineapple pies from the windowsills of otherwise happy families. God is no racist.

When you were black, did you ever pull the race card out in public, slandering and persecuting the decent white men all around you? Have you repented of your race card pulling ways?

Hebrews 3:13 tells us to exhort one another, not pull the race card.

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

Friend, it is not the color of the jigs that makes God dislike them. It is the fact that they rape white women and steal pineapple pies from the windowsills of otherwise happy families. God is no racist.

When you were black, did you ever pull the race card out in public, slandering and persecuting the decent white men all around you? Have you repented of your race card pulling ways?

Hebrews 3:13 tells us to exhort one another, not pull the race card.

YES I was guilty of stealing Pineapple Pies myself, for which I am truly ashamed.

YES I did hide my shame of color for many years.

YES I used the race card many many many times to gain profit for little or no effort at all.

I was only saved with the readings of the Landover Baptist Church.

After I saw the light our lord raised his firm yet strong hand and showed me my error.

Exodus 21:20-21
If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

A cautious hello to you, Dr. Wayne. You're no relation to the fellow, Dr. Wayne Dyer, are you? Boy, does he make me angry!

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

A cautious hello to you, Dr. Wayne. You're no relation to the fellow, Dr. Wayne Dyer, are you? Boy, does he make me angry!

I can see why,
because he is from Detroit
the-spirit-of-detroit

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

He makes me angry because, like most self-help gurus, he teaches people that they can be happy without Jesus. I'd like to give him a good talking to!

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

Hello Dr. Wayne Kerr.

I do not trust doctors because they gave me the wrong treatment now I can not remember things I should remember. I also read in Job that doctors are liars and they not worth anything but I will have to look up the exact verse. I wish I had read that before.

Job is in the Old Testament.

Thank you.

Rusty

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

Hello Dr. Wayne Kerr.

I do not trust doctors because they gave me the wrong treatment now I can not remember things I should remember. I also read in Job that doctors are liars and they not worth anything but I will have to look up the exact verse. I wish I had read that before.

Job is in the Old Testament.

Thank you.

Rusty

ALL doctors are wicked.
they think with all their fancy picture book learnin they can get all uppity and practice their sinful ways in day light.


The time will come soon when all the sinners will be smited and the true path to enlightenment through our Lord and Savior will be revealed.

I feel for you brother Rusty, they are truly an evil breed.
My prayers are with you

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

He makes me angry because, like most self-help gurus, he teaches people that they can be happy without Jesus. I'd like to give him a good talking to!

do not dirty your hands on the sinner brother, his time will come when he will answer for his sins.

Detroit is truly the new Gomorrah

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

Dr kerr, I'm a little puzzeled about your avatar pic. I told my wife to come and take a look for her opinion and she just shrugged and said that everybody from Sydney looks like that, but still, I am getting flashbacks of a date I had while in Vegas that went horribly wrong.

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

Dr kerr, I'm a little puzzeled about your avatar pic. I told my wife to come and take a look for her opinion and she just shrugged and said that everybody from Sydney looks like that, but still, I am getting flashbacks of a date I had while in Vegas that went horribly wrong.

Im in Sydney in the Jehovah's witness protection program, not by choice.

As i have stated, i used to be a pineapple pie stealing darkie until the good lord slapped the black right off me.

i am still working on my monkey like features, but this is a terribly long road I must travel.

if you put lipstick on a monkey it is still a monkey,
fortunately the lord has seen fit in making me work hard to seek a place in his kingdom.

if it wasn't for Landover Baptist Church i would be in a worse place.

Praise white Jesus. Hellalujah!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

do not dirty your hands on the sinner brother, his time will come when he will answer for his sins.

Detroit is truly the new Gomorrah

I'm glad you were able to read through the lines and understand that when I said, "give him a good talking to," I really meant "punch him in the nose."

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

I'm glad you were able to read through the lines and understand that when I said, "give him a good talking to," I really meant "punch him in the nose."

I truly understand you anger brother Faith Machine and only ask for you to have a steady hand, Violence is for the beasts, heathens and the coloreds.

if we do not show restraint, our fair cities will resemble Africa where the Lord has left that land for the cursed and the forsaken.

I have an idea,
Let's join hands together and pray he receives 'The Clap' as payment for his evil ways.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I was black of skin and full of sin, now im saved.

Finally I have found TRUE salvation in the Landover Baptist Church.

I used to be black of skin and full of sin until one day the mighty backhand of our one TRUE LORD slapped the black right off me and made me normal.

Now i am blessed with true natural beauty and walk in the light of our lord and savior.

After reading the sermons of senior Landover Baptist Church members i am truly blessed and invigorated to spread the word.

I would have continued my life of masturbation, boozing and the rental of my body as a public service to the less fortunate, the toothless and the wicked. Now i am truly saved and see the true path i must take for eternal glory in the eyes of the lord our savior and his son Jesus Christ.

Finally after many years of confusion I have curbed my wicked ways and now only masturbate for Jesus.

I feel that my path is true and the light of the Landover Baptist Church is truly a beacon of eternal light and salvation.


GOD BLESS.

What are you, a bearded lady? I saw one of you freaks in a sideshow once. Made me sick.