[Faith_Machine]

Re: God's Fist

Great job, Fist! That's a cute kitty!

I'm not a female, by the way. Easy mistake to make with a name like "Faith," but I chose that username because I feel like I literally am a lean, mean faith machine. Whether it's my own animal nature testing my faith or the slings and barbs of outrageous liberalism, my faith just gets bigger and stronger with each passing day.

Shout GLORY!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God's Fist

Well done, mate! Troll these feebs!

Until Bobby-Joe and the Boys can get here, hands on wallets, hide all chicken and melons; ensure your car is locked.

[God's Fist]

Re: God's Fist

Great job, Fist! That's a cute kitty!

I'm not a female, by the way. Easy mistake to make with a name like "Faith," but I chose that username because I feel like I literally am a lean, mean faith machine. Whether it's my own animal nature testing my faith or the slings and barbs of outrageous liberalism, my faith just gets bigger and stronger with each passing day.

Shout GLORY!

My humblest apologies for my mistake, I was indeed misled by your name!

It is not the first time I have encountered myself in such situation, I have once confused a couple of homers, one named Pride, another named Joy for two beautiful women.

Due to my drunkness and misbehavior a lot of years ago, I was lured and seduced by them, only for them to take my Pride, which gave me no Joy. Since then I only drink in my own house.

[Thinks Design]

Re: God's Fist

My humblest apologies for my mistake, I was indeed misled by your name!

It is not the first time I have encountered myself in such situation, I have once confused a couple of homers, one named Pride, another named Joy for two beautiful women.

Due to my drunkness and misbehavior a lot of years ago, I was lured and seduced by them, only for them to take my Pride, which gave me no Joy. Since then I only drink in my own house.

You do know that being a Christian is about being humble and loving to your fellows, don't you?

ThinksDesign.

[God's Fist]

Re: God's Fist

I know that being a Christian is about following the Holy Scriptures, the good old KJV 1611.

I know not of what you speak Satan, I will not fall onto your tricks!!

“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” (1 Timothy 2:12)

Only God will lead my steps, not you!!

[Deaner]

Re: God's Fist

Mr. Fist;

We all want to see you make it to the warm embrace of Our Sweet Baby Jesus. Please watch you manners and refer to the King James Bible 1611 when at all possible. Sinners are in every crack and crevice of these hollowed halls. Lay low and do not make enemies of allies. Christ tells us everything. Keep your mouth shut and your ears open.

Oh, one more thing. For the time being, please keep your tin-foil hat on at all times. The cat too.