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  • #1

    hi i'm Betty sue

    i Jesus

    i'm a virgin and i see a doctor twix a year and they can coform it

    I am lookin for a huband

    i ain't finished scool but i is somwhat smart haw haw

    i go to Larry's full gospel Bible Baptist church right hear in Dirtwater georgia

    my pa says the onley way i am get a huband is to find him on the internet haw haw

    MY faverite bible verse is the one about gettin shron on her head haw haw
    For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)
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  • #2
    Re: hi i'm Betty sue

    Something tells me that we'll be into full on hatred of Jesus and ranting about how atheist demons will rule the world by post 12...

    Jesus loves you, God mocker, and He died (temporarily) so you didn't need to go to Hell. Why would you throw it back in His face by being so transparently dreadful at satire?
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #3
      Re: hi i'm Betty sue

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      Something tells me that we'll be into full on hatred of Jesus and ranting about how atheist demons will rule the world by post 12...

      Jesus loves you, God mocker, and He died (temporarily) so you didn't need to go to Hell. Why would you throw it back in His face by being so transparently dreadful at satire?
      are you flirtin wit me? haw haw
      For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)

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      • #4
        Re: hi i'm Betty sue

        1 Chronicles 28:9 And thou, Solomon my son, know thou the God of thy father, and serve him with a perfect heart and with a willing mind: for the LORD searcheth all hearts, and understandeth all the imaginations of the thoughts: if thou seek him, he will be found of thee; but if thou forsake him, he will cast thee off for ever


        God sees what you are doing. Why not just cut to the chase and spread the lies for Satan you came here to say? God isn't real... the Bible was made up by people... It's all lies and morally repugnant... It's not even internally consistent... Jesus didn't even really exist...

        You see, we've heard it all before and, do you know what, it just makes our faith even stronger.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • #5
          Re: hi i'm Betty sue

          Dirtwater or Dumpwater. Which is it.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: hi i'm Betty sue

            You are not a virgin if you let a 'doctor' who is not your husband diddle your dirty bits. What you are is a whore who pays men. Disgusting.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: hi i'm Betty sue

              What in Sam heck does "haw haw" mean?

              Doesn't that belong in the hate-mongering 19th Century novels of Samuel Clemens?

              YBIC

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              • #8
                Re: hi i'm Betty sue

                Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                What in Sam heck does "haw haw" mean?

                Doesn't that belong in the hate-mongering 19th Century novels of Samuel Clemens?

                YBIC
                Its a laug my pa says i sound like a donky brayin
                For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)

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                • #9
                  Re: hi i'm Betty sue

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  1 Chronicles 28:9 And thou, Solomon my son, know thou the God of thy father, and serve him with a perfect heart and with a willing mind: for the LORD searcheth all hearts, and understandeth all the imaginations of the thoughts: if thou seek him, he will be found of thee; but if thou forsake him, he will cast thee off for ever


                  God sees what you are doing. Why not just cut to the chase and spread the lies for Satan you came here to say? God isn't real... the Bible was made up by people... It's all lies and morally repugnant... It's not even internally consistent... Jesus didn't even really exist...

                  You see, we've heard it all before and, do you know what, it just makes our faith even stronger.
                  I thinkk i love you
                  For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)

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                  • #10
                    Re: hi i'm Betty sue

                    Hello Betty Sue. I looked up Dumpwater, GA and Dirtwater, GA and I could not find them. I think you should check the spelling.

                    The place I looked probably had every town listed because they even had towns like Talking Rock and Santa Claus and Hephziba. Those first two names do not make any sense but Hephziba is a woman in the Bible. She was married to a king.

                    Thank you.

                    Rusty
                    Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                    • #11
                      Re: hi i'm Betty sue

                      Originally posted by Betty Sue View Post
                      Its a laug my pa says i sound like a donky brayin
                      Dear, all of your posts make me think of a donkey braying. You are not a nice person.
                      1 Cor. 11:8-9: For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

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                      • #12
                        Re: hi i'm Betty sue

                        Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
                        Hello Betty Sue. I looked up Dumpwater, GA and Dirtwater, GA and I could not find them. I think you should check the spelling.

                        The place I looked probably had every town listed because they even had towns like Talking Rock and Santa Claus and Hephziba. Those first two names do not make any sense but Hephziba is a woman in the Bible. She was married to a king.

                        Thank you.

                        Rusty
                        i live in jerkwater i am sorry. iam not too smart. MY AUNT richard say that i am as briht as a 2what lighhht bob he say that after i AKSED WHY he i had to cal him aunt and not unkle and he say that he dosnt have any boy nepews so heis a aunt then he say. THAT I AM As briht as a 2what lighhht bob.
                        For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)

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                        • #13
                          Re: hi i'm Betty sue

                          Originally posted by Betty Sue View Post
                          i live in jerkwater i am sorry. iam not too smart. MY AUNT richard say that i am as briht as a 2what lighhht bob he say that after i AKSED WHY he i had to cal him aunt and not unkle and he say that he dosnt have any boy nepews so heis a aunt then he say. THAT I AM As briht as a 2what lighhht bob.
                          Don't you realise that by typing deliberately with an accent you are contradicting the image you are trying to convey?

                          This isn't a role play site: this is where idiot Christians can tell themselves how great God is.

                          Come to think of it you should fit right in.

                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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