I am still here trying to learn

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am still here trying to learn

I'm working on accepting Jesus into my heart, soul and mind.

What does that mean, "I'm working on it?"

There is no "working on it" when it comes to Salvation(r). If you're a namby-pamby about Jesus, He will puke you out of His mouth!

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I am still here trying to learn

I apologize, I was taught to ask questions on what I was confused about. Is there a relevant church in my area that I may consult? I'm wary that I might make a mistake. I'm working on accepting Jesus into my heart, soul and mind.

You look more like some rug munching pervert trying to find ways that True Christianity™ is inconsistent and unworthy of belief so you can ditch the lot and get back to unrestrained bean flicking to me!

Well let me tell you, young wannabe man, you won't find any gaping holes (little anti-fisting joke there) in our picture of the world or how you get to go through the right entrance to the next.

Matthew 7:13-14,21-23
13Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

21Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

So... the choice is simple. Do as God says - everything God says - and, even more important, don't do what God specifically told you not to. We don't just say we follow God, we actually follow God (unless it would break secular law because god commands us to follow those).

So... stop trying to overcomplicate things, missy. It's really simple. God wants you to be found by a husband and make babies and submit to your husband and keep house. What's wrong with that?

[Little Donkey]

Re: I am still here trying to learn

I apologize, I was taught to ask questions on what I was confused about. Is there a relevant church in my area that I may consult?...

Typical lazy liberal. Why don't you lift yourself up by your own bootstraps for a change and do something off your own effort? Quit asking decent Christian people a bunch of questions making them do all the work for you. That is such a typical socialist tactic (the word socialist I learnt from an online course is derived from the ancient word socrates - for drunk layabout).

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: I am still here trying to learn

Motty, Motty, Motty.

I know you are a woman, and a lesbian. Your brain is not so quick, because God made women to be that way.

But I really believed you had made some progress to accepting Jesus Christ as your Savior. Now, here you are with all these impertinent questions. It breaks an old man's heart, Motty, the heart of one who had come to regard you as a grand-father regards his young grand-daughter: a grand-daughter who is ripe to be plucked for the Lord!

Soften your heart, young Motty, and tell your sins to Jesus. These questions are just prevarications. I know you are afraid, Motty, but that's only because Jesus isn't by your side yet. Give your whole self to Jesus, Motty, repent and accept His love on your knees.

YBIC

I apologize, I was taught to ask questions on what I was confused about. Is there a relevant church in my area that I may consult? I'm wary that I might make a mistake. I'm working on accepting Jesus into my heart, soul and mind.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: I am still here trying to learn

Motty, Motty, Motty.

I know you are a woman, and a lesbian. Your brain is not so quick, because God made women to be that way.

But I really believed you had made some progress to accepting Jesus Christ as your Savior. Now, here you are with all these impertinent questions. It breaks an old man's heart, Motty, the heart of one who had come to regard you as a grand-father regards his young grand-daughter: a grand-daughter who is ripe to be plucked for the Lord!

Soften your heart, young Motty, and tell your sins to Jesus. These questions are just prevarications. I know you are afraid, Motty, but that's only because Jesus isn't by your side yet. Give your whole self to Jesus, Motty, repent and accept His love on your knees.

YBIC

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I am still here trying to learn

Actually Nampa is full of preppy people wearing Hollister and Abercrombie (not unique at all) with a few grunge and 'scene' people here and there. If you want interesting go to Boise hipsters and goths...

Friend, we couldn't care less what kind of clothes you NAMBLA members are wearing. How superficial do you think we are?

Yes, the Bible does prohibit mixing different fabrics together...

Deuteronomy 22:11

Thou shalt not weare a garment of diuers sorts, as of woollen, and linnen together.

...but I assure you, we do not care which designer label you have on your clothes. It is your aeternal soul we are interested in.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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I'm sorry let me restate this:
What do you do that is different from Mormons and Catholics, that allows you to go to heaven?
What inspiration do you take from the KJV? (Be specific)
What is the major importance of being an american? Is it just the colour of skin?
And thankyou for believing that I'm from a 3rd world country when in reality I live in Idaho.

* Mormons follow a man named Joseph Smith and his lying brother Hiram, as well as a false prophet known as Brigham Young - Christians follow Christ (John 10:27).

* Mormons follow The Book of Mormon, Doctrines & Covenants, and Pearl of Great Price, 3 false books that will literally open the gates of Hell to all who read them - Christians follow the Bible only (2 Timothy 3:16-17).

* Catholics worship Mary - Christians worship God (Matthew 28:18-20).

* Catholics follow the pope, a catechism, and "papal edicts" which are just pastimes between boy rape and summoning demons to further deceive the illiterate as they have done for centuries - Christians educate with the Bible only and repudiate the very image of learning anything outside of the Bible (1 Tim. 6:20-21).

Make sense now?

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: I am still here trying to learn

Apparently, I need to type slower for you.

We are actual Christians.

Gods Truth

Superior intellect couple with the knowledge God loves us best

Idaho apparently is a third world country, at least you make seem that way. I am sure the rest of your inhabitants are disappointed that you are dragging them down. You have to admit, the Nampa are is full of some 'unique' people.

How do you know which city I live in?
Actually Nampa is full of preppy people wearing Hollister and Abercrombie (not unique at all) with a few grunge and 'scene' people here and there. If you want interesting go to Boise hipsters and goths a la mode! Stay away from Garden City though (too many druggies)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am still here trying to learn

The difference? We are actiually Christians and will be going to Heaven, inlike catlicks and mormons.
Principles? Other than God and the Holy KJV Bible? What other ones could there possibly be?
Being American is like being one step closer to the majesty of Jesus. Your being from a third world country means you simply do not understand. God could forgive you if only you'd commit to Him.

This is called the INTRODUCTIONS section, not the "random questions" section. If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Now stop derailing our Godly threads!

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am still here trying to learn

Apparently, I need to type slower for you.

We are actual Christians.

Gods Truth

Superior intellect couple with the knowledge God loves us best

Idaho apparently is a third world country, at least you make seem that way. I am sure the rest of your inhabitants are disappointed that you are dragging them down. You have to admit, the Nampa are is full of some 'unique' people.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: I am still here trying to learn

The difference? We are actiually Christians and will be going to Heaven, inlike catlicks and mormons.
Principles? Other than God and the Holy KJV Bible? What other ones could there possibly be?
Being American is like being one step closer to the majesty of Jesus. Your being from a third world country means you simply do not understand. God could forgive you if only you'd commit to Him.

I'm sorry let me restate this:
What do you do that is different from Mormons and Catholics, that allows you to go to heaven?
What inspiration do you take from the KJV? (Be specific)
What is the major importance of being an american? Is it just the colour of skin?
And thankyou for believing that I'm from a 3rd world country when in reality I live in Idaho.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am still here trying to learn

The difference? We are actiually Christians and will be going to Heaven, inlike catlicks and mormons.
Principles? Other than God and the Holy KJV Bible? What other ones could there possibly be?
Being American is like being one step closer to the majesty of Jesus. Your being from a third world country means you simply do not understand. God could forgive you if only you'd commit to Him.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

I've been on this site trying to learn about your way of life, yet I let myself get to the better of me and defend what I believe. I have also been contemplating whether or not to be a Christian.
First off I have a few questions:
What makes you different from Catholics and Mormons? (Please do not bash)
What are your principles of everyday life? (Other then god, the bible and jesus)
How does being an American play a huge part in your religion? (Please do not bash other countries without evidence)
Thankyou for your time. All I want is information on your religion that is straigt-forward. I know about the bible and I did try to read it, so please don't just tell me to read the KJV.