I know it had to be Jesus because the Nicoderm Pat ches I was forced to wear during surgery hospitalization sure the dickins didn't work. It had to be Jesus. Who else could do what nothing else had succeeded at?
So, because you claim something happened yet give insufficient details to permit anyone else to formulate a workable hypothesis, and say you don't know how it happened (yet allow only the possibility that a conscious agent was responsible), your invisible friend had to have done it.
I know it had to be Jesus because the Nicoderm Pat ches I was forced to wear during surgery hospitalization sure the dickins didn't work. It had to be Jesus. Who else could do what nothing else had succeeded at?
I quit asking my smoking mommy & dadde for permission when I saw a t.v. commercial telling us to quit smoking, then the next thing I knew, cigarettes tasted really, really bad. I know in my heart that was Jesus leading me right. At least I think it was Jesus. But those other people, they just keep huffing and huffing in spite of my trying to tell them how I finally saw the light.
Now my well honed 'God Mocking Whore' is tingling. How exactly do you know that Jesus was leading you right?
Answer quickly, Jesus could send a bloat of hippopotamuses to crush you any moment and if you are not right with Him you will go straight to Hell with all the dogs and wizards.
I quit asking my smoking mommy & dadde for permission when I saw a t.v. commercial telling us to quit smoking, then the next thing I knew, cigarettes tasted really, really bad. I know in my heart that was Jesus leading me right. At least I think it was Jesus. But those other people, they just keep huffing and huffing in spite of my trying to tell them how I finally saw the light.
My name is Ann, and I'm a reformed something. I didn't know what was wrong with me all those years, then I got awhomp on the head, and now I realize that I had been taught and kept believing all the wrong stuff in the wrong ways......
At least finally, I found a place that has enough boompsa to tell it like it is.
Hope to learn and do something besides all the wrong stuff.
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