[Izmael ibn Ibrahim]

Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

Hello doctor. I am new here too, I have a medical question. It is true that examining the hymen of a girl or woman is a 100% accurate way of finding out whether she's still a virgin, isn't it? Just like the bible says that checking the bedsheets of woman after her first time is an accurate way of checking that she was a virgin, and if she isn't she can be put to death on those grounds. (Deuteronomy 22:13-21)

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

Hello MitzaLizalor. Thank you for posting that video. Andre Rieu is a genius.

Thank you.

Rusty

Unfortunately that is a world from whick Mrs Portway must forever be excluded.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

Hello MitzaLizalor. Thank you for posting that video. Andre Rieu is a genius.

Thank you.

Rusty

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

Tidball :

There were some educational tools developed during the 1930's (and into the 40's) addressing the communist demon together with excellent educational resources for "impaired" individuals primarily infants and pre-school age but also effective with young adults. I would be happy to implement an Orff based programme with your patient (and the mother, such as she is) and can provide a piano and percussion ensemble if necessary [donations to the hospital are tax-deductible I presume?]; additionally I have found appropriate harmonies played in the nursery to be beneficial (example appended).

If the mother is to become a client then obviously I would cease any social interactions we may have (my approach to countertransference makes them highly unlikely in any event).

Assuring you of professional discretion at all times,

Lizalor.

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

Baby 122512-01 is definitely the Portway's child. At Freehold General, they're real sticklers these days on chain of custody as far as newborns are concerned.

Years ago, there was apparently a mix up with the baby of a Landover Pastor and one of the Mexican gardeners that used to be allowed inside the town limits. The switch was caught after only a few of days, but the Pastor had to put his child up for adoption, due to the contact it had with the Mexican family. You see, after several ours of intense bilingual interrogation, the Mexican woman admitted to breast feeding the poor child. The Pastors wife was inconsolable.

Hello, Doctor, just wants to find out how that baby is doing? How are Mr. And Mrs. Portway feeling? Has Naomi recovered from her ordeal and the initial shock? Many here in FL have. Even in prayer for the family and would like an update.

[Dr Kip Tidball OBGYN]

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Welcome to our friendly little corner of the Internet, Dr. Kip!

I don't quite understand all these terms you've used, but I thought "intersexed" was one of those code words that queers used to justify their cross dressing. Are you sure Captain Portway's baby didn't accidentally get switched with a fag baby?

Baby 122512-01 is definitely the Portway's child. At Freehold General, they're real sticklers these days on chain of custody as far as newborns are concerned.

Years ago, there was apparently a mix up with the baby of a Landover Pastor and one of the Mexican gardeners that used to be allowed inside the town limits. The switch was caught after only a few of days, but the Pastor had to put his child up for adoption, due to the contact it had with the Mexican family. You see, after several hours of intense bilingual interrogation, the Mexican woman admitted to breast feeding the poor child. The Pastors wife was inconsolable.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

Welcome to our friendly little corner of the Internet, Dr. Kip!

I don't quite understand all these terms you've used, but I thought "intersexed" was one of those code words that queers used to justify their cross dressing. Are you sure Captain Portway's baby didn't accidentally get switched with a fag baby?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

Those are excellent points Brother Pendergrast, but we all know that those are both, in their way, trick questions. First, if the Bible says that the Lord did something, then that thing is right!

By extension, if the Bible states that the Lord didn't do something, then it was righteously not done.


Psalm 18:30
As for God, his way is perfect: the word of the LORD is tried: he is a buckler to all those that trust in him.

That is very encouraging, for a doctor to recognise Jesus' knowledge and appreciate the distinction He drew (reiterated by Luke as Mr Pendergast mentioned) between illnesses and demonic possession. When people were mistaken, Jesus always corrected them. Were there no demons He would have told us so. He didn't. He confirms that there are.

Do you have a music programme at the hospital?

I Samuel 16:23 And it came to pass, when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, that David took an harp, and played with his hand: so Saul was refreshed, and was well, and the evil spirit departed from him.
KJV

[Dr Kip Tidball OBGYN]

Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

Welcome, Dr Tidball. You have a very distinguished name. It's good to have a doctor on the forum. You're in good company. Luke was a physician, and of course Jesus himself was the Great Physician. But many God-mockers today criticise Jesus for His supposed lack of medical knowledge. Such as the story where Jesus healed a blind man by spitting on the ground to make mud which he put on the man's eyes (Jn 9:1-7). Some would say it was unhygienic and could have done more harm than good. Others say Jesus could have saved millions of lives by telling people to wash their hands before eating. How would you, as a doctor, answer these claims?

Those are excellent points Brother Pendergrast, but we all know that those are both, in their way, trick questions. First, if the Bible says that the Lord did something, then that thing is right!

By extension, if the Bible states that the Lord didn't do something, then it was righteously not done.


Psalm 18:30
As for God, his way is perfect: the word of the LORD is tried: he is a buckler to all those that trust in him.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

Hello Dr. Derek "Kip" Tidball OBGYN. I had to look up many words that you posted and I really wish that I did not look up torn perineum. I also do not recommend doing an image search on torn perineum.

I like your picture. There is a nurse I have to see every so often and she wears scrubs that have Hello Kitty on them. I used to think it was cute and funny but there is a thread here that explains Hello Kitty is a vile jap perversion. I told her this the other day and she laughed and said she was from Indonesia.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

Welcome, Dr Tidball. You have a very distinguished name. It's good to have a doctor on the forum. You're in good company. Luke was a physician, and of course Jesus himself was the Great Physician. But many God-mockers today criticise Jesus for His supposed lack of medical knowledge. Such as the story where Jesus healed a blind man by spitting on the ground to make mud which he put on the man's eyes (Jn 9:1-7). Some would say it was unhygienic and could have done more harm than good. Others say Jesus could have saved millions of lives by telling people to wash their hands before eating. How would you, as a doctor, answer these claims?

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

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Dear Dr Kip Tidball,

My name is Dr. Derek "Kip" Tidball. I was recently hired at Freehold General Hospital and it's great to be here! I heard about this forum through the Portways. I'm currently caring for Naomi and her new baby. Captain Aaron asked me to register here, so that I could keep the congregation up to date on the conditions of the family.

It is nice to see a young man serving Jesus while helping innocent young women with the burden of Eve's sins as explained in Genesis 3:16. Often young women do not realize they are supposed to suffer a lot because Eve annoyed our almighty creator about 6000 years ago. They did read it in their Bibles, but it hasn't really sunk in yet as women's minds are on the slow side with understanding their role in life (e.g. 1 Corinthians 14:34-35).

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Mrs. Isaac Peters]

Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

Lord, I thank You and praise You that You have brought us this nice man to take care of Captain Portway's child. I also pray that Naomi will pull up her big-girl panties and carry out her duties as wife and mother.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

Hi Doctor Kip!

Welcome to our forum!

It's the BEST place to get closer to JESUS and learn how to get saved and everything. I've been a True Christian for like FOREVER, so if you have any questions, you can totally just PM me, OK?

Anyways, take really good care of Captain Portway & Mrs. Naomi's baby, even if it is all covered in hair or whatever (I looked up those doctor/science words on the Internet).

All babies, even ones that you can't tell if its a girl or a boy, are precious gifts from JESUS








Tammi

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

Welcome Mr. Tidball. Knowing Aron as I do and having met his wife, I will pray for your patience.

As far as her bowel issue, I think if you get a chance to speak to Aron, you may find that is not a new occurence.

Do you think at some point the child will be self ambulatory and be of some use?