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  • Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

    My name is Dr. Derek "Kip" Tidball. I was recently hired at Freehold General Hospital and it's great to be here! I heard about this forum through the Portways. I'm currently caring for Naomi and her new baby. Captain Aaron asked me to register here, so that I could keep the congregation up to date on the conditions of the family.

    But first, I'd just like to get to know all of you. I just moved here from Florida, and while I miss the great weather, it is nice to be surrounded by Godly people instead of homosexuals, old Jews, and Cubans.

    I'm of course a Christian, and my favorite Bible verse is my signature. I've been married to my lovely wife Mandi for seventeen wonderful years. We have three sons, Bif, Tab, and Van.

    I found The Lord in 1992 while I was in medical school. It was there that I realized that God's word is true. I've come to understand that all that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the big bang theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell.

    You see, there's a lot of data that I've found out as a doctor that actually shows that the earth is about 6,000 years old. I believe it was created in six days as we know them. That's what the Bible says.
    Behold, I will bring it health and cure, and I will cure them, and will reveal unto them the abundance of peace and truth.
    Jeremiah 33:6

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    Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

    Originally posted by Dr Kip Tidball OBGYN View Post
    My name is Dr. Derek "Kip" Tidball. I was recently hired at Freehold General Hospital and it's great to be here! I heard about this forum through the Portways. I'm currently caring for Naomi and her new baby. Captain Aaron asked me to register here, so that I could keep the congregation up to date on the conditions of the family.

    But first, I'd just like to get to know all of you. I just moved here from Florida, and while I miss the great weather, it is nice to be surrounded by Godly people instead of homosexuals, old Jews, and Cubans.

    I'm of course a Christian, and my favorite Bible verse is my signature. I've been married to my lovely wife Mandi for seventeen wonderful years. We have three sons, Bif, Tab, and Van.

    I found The Lord in 1992 while I was in medical school. It was there that I realized that God's word is true. I've come to understand that all that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the big bang theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell.

    You see, there's a lot of data that I've found out as a doctor that actually shows that the earth is about 6,000 years old. I believe it was created in six days as we know them. That's what the Bible says.
    My, you look like a healthy young man in the prime of his life and I'm glad that you are caring for the newborn (hope it's a vibrant boy child).

    I'm sure that in your firm, expert hands both the good Captain and the little one will be in a rugged, sure grip of Godlyness.

    It would be nice is what's her face is okay, too.

    From one doctor to another.

    Lorry Niles.
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

      Naomi is recovering well. She had a rather severe postpartum hemorrhage as well as a severely torn perineum. As you would expect from a Christian doctor, I have intervened as little as possible, relying mostly on prayer to help her heal.

      The baby, though it may be a bit early to tell for sure, seems to suffer from congenital hypertrichosis universalis and has ambiguous genitalia. Secular doctors would tell you these defects were due to genetic disorders or hormonal abnormalities, but we here at Freehold General understand that God has chosen to bless the Portways with a special child for a reason. He never gives us more than we can handle, so I know in my heart that young Naomi will rise to the occasion and she'll come to love her furry little intersexed bundle of joy.

      As it stands now however, the nurses are feeding and caring for what we're calling Live Birth 122512-01, since Naomi screams uncontrollably and looses her bowels involuntarily whenever the baby is brought into her room.
      Behold, I will bring it health and cure, and I will cure them, and will reveal unto them the abundance of peace and truth.
      Jeremiah 33:6

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        Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

        Welcome Mr. Tidball. Knowing Aron as I do and having met his wife, I will pray for your patience.

        As far as her bowel issue, I think if you get a chance to speak to Aron, you may find that is not a new occurence.

        Do you think at some point the child will be self ambulatory and be of some use?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

          Hi Doctor Kip!

          Welcome to our forum!

          It's the BEST place to get closer to JESUS and learn how to get saved and everything. I've been a True Christian for like FOREVER, so if you have any questions, you can totally just PM me, OK?

          Anyways, take really good care of Captain Portway & Mrs. Naomi's baby, even if it is all covered in hair or whatever (I looked up those doctor/science words on the Internet).

          All babies, even ones that you can't tell if its a girl or a boy, are precious gifts from JESUS








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            Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

            Lord, I thank You and praise You that You have brought us this nice man to take care of Captain Portway's child. I also pray that Naomi will pull up her big-girl panties and carry out her duties as wife and mother.
            1 Cor. 11:8-9: For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

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              Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

              Dear Dr Kip Tidball,

              Originally posted by Dr Kip Tidball OBGYN View Post
              My name is Dr. Derek "Kip" Tidball. I was recently hired at Freehold General Hospital and it's great to be here! I heard about this forum through the Portways. I'm currently caring for Naomi and her new baby. Captain Aaron asked me to register here, so that I could keep the congregation up to date on the conditions of the family.
              It is nice to see a young man serving Jesus while helping innocent young women with the burden of Eve's sins as explained in Genesis 3:16. Often young women do not realize they are supposed to suffer a lot because Eve annoyed our almighty creator about 6000 years ago. They did read it in their Bibles, but it hasn't really sunk in yet as women's minds are on the slow side with understanding their role in life (e.g. 1 Corinthians 14:34-35).

              Yours in Christ,

              Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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              Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

              ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

              "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
              and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
              from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9


              1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
              2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
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              4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
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              know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

              Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
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              Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
              Lord Jesus, please save me!

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                Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

                Welcome, Dr Tidball. You have a very distinguished name. It's good to have a doctor on the forum. You're in good company. Luke was a physician, and of course Jesus himself was the Great Physician. But many God-mockers today criticise Jesus for His supposed lack of medical knowledge. Such as the story where Jesus healed a blind man by spitting on the ground to make mud which he put on the man's eyes (Jn 9:1-7). Some would say it was unhygienic and could have done more harm than good. Others say Jesus could have saved millions of lives by telling people to wash their hands before eating. How would you, as a doctor, answer these claims?
                sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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                  Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

                  Hello Dr. Derek "Kip" Tidball OBGYN. I had to look up many words that you posted and I really wish that I did not look up torn perineum. I also do not recommend doing an image search on torn perineum.

                  I like your picture. There is a nurse I have to see every so often and she wears scrubs that have Hello Kitty on them. I used to think it was cute and funny but there is a thread here that explains Hello Kitty is a vile jap perversion. I told her this the other day and she laughed and said she was from Indonesia.

                  Thank you.

                  Rusty
                  Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                    Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

                    Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                    Welcome, Dr Tidball. You have a very distinguished name. It's good to have a doctor on the forum. You're in good company. Luke was a physician, and of course Jesus himself was the Great Physician. But many God-mockers today criticise Jesus for His supposed lack of medical knowledge. Such as the story where Jesus healed a blind man by spitting on the ground to make mud which he put on the man's eyes (Jn 9:1-7). Some would say it was unhygienic and could have done more harm than good. Others say Jesus could have saved millions of lives by telling people to wash their hands before eating. How would you, as a doctor, answer these claims?
                    Those are excellent points Brother Pendergrast, but we all know that those are both, in their way, trick questions. First, if the Bible says that the Lord did something, then that thing is right!

                    By extension, if the Bible states that the Lord didn't do something, then it was righteously not done.


                    Psalm 18:30
                    As for God, his way is perfect: the word of the LORD is tried: he is a buckler to all those that trust in him.
                    Behold, I will bring it health and cure, and I will cure them, and will reveal unto them the abundance of peace and truth.
                    Jeremiah 33:6

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                      Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

                      Originally posted by Dr Kip Tidball OBGYN View Post
                      Those are excellent points Brother Pendergrast, but we all know that those are both, in their way, trick questions. First, if the Bible says that the Lord did something, then that thing is right!

                      By extension, if the Bible states that the Lord didn't do something, then it was righteously not done.


                      Psalm 18:30
                      As for God, his way is perfect: the word of the LORD is tried: he is a buckler to all those that trust in him.
                      That is very encouraging, for a doctor to recognise Jesus' knowledge and appreciate the distinction He drew (reiterated by Luke as Mr Pendergast mentioned) between illnesses and demonic possession. When people were mistaken, Jesus always corrected them. Were there no demons He would have told us so. He didn't. He confirms that there are.

                      Do you have a music programme at the hospital?
                      I Samuel 16:23 And it came to pass, when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, that David took an harp, and played with his hand: so Saul was refreshed, and was well, and the evil spirit departed from him.
                      KJV

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                        Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

                        Welcome to our friendly little corner of the Internet, Dr. Kip!

                        I don't quite understand all these terms you've used, but I thought "intersexed" was one of those code words that queers used to justify their cross dressing. Are you sure Captain Portway's baby didn't accidentally get switched with a fag baby?
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                          Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          Welcome to our friendly little corner of the Internet, Dr. Kip!

                          I don't quite understand all these terms you've used, but I thought "intersexed" was one of those code words that queers used to justify their cross dressing. Are you sure Captain Portway's baby didn't accidentally get switched with a fag baby?
                          Baby 122512-01 is definitely the Portway's child. At Freehold General, they're real sticklers these days on chain of custody as far as newborns are concerned.

                          Years ago, there was apparently a mix up with the baby of a Landover Pastor and one of the Mexican gardeners that used to be allowed inside the town limits. The switch was caught after only a few of days, but the Pastor had to put his child up for adoption, due to the contact it had with the Mexican family. You see, after several hours of intense bilingual interrogation, the Mexican woman admitted to breast feeding the poor child. The Pastors wife was inconsolable.
                          Behold, I will bring it health and cure, and I will cure them, and will reveal unto them the abundance of peace and truth.
                          Jeremiah 33:6

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                            Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

                            Originally posted by Dr Kip Tidball OBGYN View Post
                            Baby 122512-01 is definitely the Portway's child. At Freehold General, they're real sticklers these days on chain of custody as far as newborns are concerned.

                            Years ago, there was apparently a mix up with the baby of a Landover Pastor and one of the Mexican gardeners that used to be allowed inside the town limits. The switch was caught after only a few of days, but the Pastor had to put his child up for adoption, due to the contact it had with the Mexican family. You see, after several ours of intense bilingual interrogation, the Mexican woman admitted to breast feeding the poor child. The Pastors wife was inconsolable.
                            Hello, Doctor, just wants to find out how that baby is doing? How are Mr. And Mrs. Portway feeling? Has Naomi recovered from her ordeal and the initial shock? Many here in FL have. Even in prayer for the family and would like an update.
                            Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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                              Re: Hosanna my new Brothers and Sisters!

                              Tidball :

                              There were some educational tools developed during the 1930's (and into the 40's) addressing the communist demon together with excellent educational resources for "impaired" individuals primarily infants and pre-school age but also effective with young adults. I would be happy to implement an Orff based programme with your patient (and the mother, such as she is) and can provide a piano and percussion ensemble if necessary [donations to the hospital are tax-deductible I presume?]; additionally I have found appropriate harmonies played in the nursery to be beneficial (example appended).

                              If the mother is to become a client then obviously I would cease any social interactions we may have (my approach to countertransference makes them highly unlikely in any event).

                              Assuring you of professional discretion at all times,

                              Lizalor.


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