[Brother Helge]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

I have a college degree.

A college degree is of no use in the kitchen.

You are here on earth to;
1: Praise God
2: Give birth to little soldiers for Jesus

Education is simply wasted on women.

And stay away from those DNA-tests. You will just catch the AIDS.

[Consuela]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

Thank you Mr. Donkey, I would never want to live from other Americans taxes. I don't think I am a negress, my nose was only flat once when my father broke it. But the doctor made it like new. My skin is quite white, but I do not have beautiful blond hair or blue eyes. Could I become a reformed Hispanic American?

And I will not do the DNA test if it is wrong. No. But still I think he is not my father.

Thank you all for your kind support.

Consuela.

[Little Donkey]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

A friend has told me that there is DNA testing. Is this Christian, or not? I would like to test my father, as I think he may not be my father, and then I would not have to obey him to marry this catholic boy mechanic.

Missy, once they hear you are black woman the DNA (or whatever it the call themselves now) will tell you you're an abused lesbian minority and entitled to sponge money off of real Americans. DO NOT take the DNA test - you can become an ex-negress with the Church's powerful programs. Read the testimony!

[Consuela]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

Oh, Mr. Machine, I promise I do not want your money, I have a job and I tithe to my church.

I am sorry for my bad American, I try every day to be better with my talking and writing.

A friend has told me that there is DNA testing. Is this Christian, or not? I would like to test my father, as I think he may not be my father, and then I would not have to obey him to marry this catholic boy mechanic.

Consuela

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

Can somebody translate this? I don't speak spic.

I think she's trying to get us to send her money.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

My father was very angry. He beat me, then he beat my mother, then he beat me again, then he beat my mother again.

I think my jaw is broken, but I am scared to go to hospital. I don't think I can walk all the way there anyway. All my father said is "she was never meant to know," and kept screaming at mother as he was beating me. And my mother was crying and crying.

Please help me, Jesus, only You can help me, nobody else can help.

Consuela.

Can somebody translate this? I don't speak spic.

[TheStoner]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

My father was very angry. He beat me, then he beat my mother, then he beat me again, then he beat my mother again.

I think my jaw is broken, but I am scared to go to hospital. I don't think I can walk all the way there anyway. All my father said is "she was never meant to know," and kept screaming at mother as he was beating me. And my mother was crying and crying.

Please help me, Jesus, only You can help me, nobody else can help.

Consuela.

To warn you, do not go to the hospital. It's full of nasty, atheist, god-mocking, science-loving, nazis; Yes, the best way to heal your jaw is trusting in God. If you pray to him and show your love for Jesus, you will find that your jaw will no longer hurt, as He will have mercy on you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

Hello Consuela, and welcome to our friendly forums!

Have you tried prayer? What does the Holy Spirit tell you?

[Consuela]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

My father was very angry. He beat me, then he beat my mother, then he beat me again, then he beat my mother again.

I think my jaw is broken, but I am scared to go to hospital. I don't think I can walk all the way there anyway. All my father said is "she was never meant to know," and kept screaming at mother as he was beating me. And my mother was crying and crying.

Please help me, Jesus, only You can help me, nobody else can help.

Consuela.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

Consueal, never, ever trust a catlick. The only honest people in the world are Baptist as they are the only people that follow the True Word(c) of God.

[Consuela]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

Oh, Mr. Hopkins, you give me hope. I will go ask my father this directly!

Thank you, kind Mr. Hopkins.

Consuela

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

Oh, thank you for welcoming me. I do try and be quiet and silent, but it is more difficult sometimes for me. All women talk to much, I know.

My father looks after the graveyard for a big catholic church here in San Antonio. I do what he says, because the Bible tells me. But should I agree to marry a catholic boy, who fixes cars? I have a college degree.

I go to my local Baptist church, and the Pastor is very kind. He does not know the answer, and tells me I must pray.

I am sorry for talking too much. I will be silent now, I promise you.

Consuela

The Bible is clear on parental authority, young lady:

"Honour thy father and mother; which is the first commandment with promise;" Ephesians 6:2.

I can't see a way out of it, Consuela, unless a Pastor can find an answer I have missed, not being a real scholar.

But, is there any way that this man is not your father? If that was the case, you wouldn't have to obey him in this marriage.

YBIC

[Consuela]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

Oh, thank you for welcoming me. I do try and be quiet and silent, but it is more difficult sometimes for me. All women talk to much, I know.

My father looks after the graveyard for a big catholic church here in San Antonio. I do what he says, because the Bible tells me. But should I agree to marry a catholic boy, who fixes cars? I have a college degree.

I go to my local Baptist church, and the Pastor is very kind. He does not know the answer, and tells me I must pray.

I am sorry for talking too much. I will be silent now, I promise you.

Consuela

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

Welcome young lady. Whose lawn does your father tend? You need to mind what he says. You mother is just a female and therefore her opinions mean little. Listen to your father and your Pastor. Being men, they understand these sorts of things and will make the correct choice for you. Remember, a ladies job is to be silent and gracious.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

Not that one my mother says I should marry

Ignore your mother, women shouldn't be involved in this. Just wait until your father has selected a proper Christian husband for you. In your case I would also involve a Pastor. And don't wait as you clearly need a man to guide you.