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  • Brother Harold Porter
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    Re: I'm an apatheist. Convert me.

    Originally posted by derpherp365 View Post
    That's a nice jacket you're wearing there, is it made of two types of fabric?
    100 percent wool, my friend. It said so right on the wrapper. And no, I don't eat any shellfish either. You won't have a "gotcha" moment here as we do follow all of God's commands and laws.

    Also, if God makes us do all things, then why does he kill people, make people gay, etc. The kids in Newtown didn't deserve to die. Also, cancer. Why do people get cancer. If god loved all his children, then why would he make them do things to get them killed. If those kids died because of gays, or anti-religion, then who made them that way? God.
    Now let's be honest. You know as well as I do that God doesn't make anyone queer. How many infants do you see sodomizing each other in the hospital nursery? It's a choice, my friend. One I also made many years ago, but with His help was able to eventually conquer the demons of rectal lust and sodomy. I am now absolutely fag-free, praise God.

    Every time God has intervened with righteous punishment, it has been because man refused to worship him in the way He demands, and was engaged in wicked and reprehensible sin. Like fagging.

    I'm sorry but I can't believe is a god that doesn't love all his children they way he should. God is a hypocrite.
    But He does love us all unconditionally as long as we love Him in return. It isn't His fault that some of us shun Him.

    In Christ

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: I'm an apatheist. Convert me.

    Originally posted by dumbass godmocker View Post
    First off:


    Second off:
    ermm not doin' it for me. I want you to tell me why I should believe that I go to hell. I want to believe it. A book written by some crackpots isn't good enough proof. Do you have any proof of the existence of god? Prove to me that you're right.
    Friend, we KNOW we are right, you came to us, now YOU prove we are wrong!

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: I'm an apatheist. Convert me.

    Originally posted by derpherp365 View Post
    None of you are trying to save me. You are all sitting here telling me I'm wrong and not giving me an alternative. Tell me what to believe and why I should, otherwise why should I care?
    God tells us not to waste time on trying to Save(r) those that do not want to be Saved(r).

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: I'm an apatheist. Convert me.

    Originally posted by derpherp365 View Post
    Ok here's some stuff to work with: I'm a vegetarian, my sister and uncle are both gay, I'm straight.

    Get to work.
    Work this, douche

    Just because we are Gods Favorite people does not mean we have to deal with total fagbrains like you.

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  • Bob4God
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    Re: I'm an apatheist. Convert me.

    Originally posted by Irinka the repentant jewess View Post
    You seem to care quite a bit. As a matter of fact, you do not sound like an apatheist, but like a genuine atheist and an angry one at that.
    This is an excellent point. You obviously care enough to come to our forum to make an account to challenge us to save you. That doesn't seem apathetic to me.

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  • Irinka the repentant jewess
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    Re: I'm an apatheist. Convert me.

    Originally posted by derpherp365 View Post
    None of you are trying to save me. You are all sitting here telling me I'm wrong and not giving me an alternative. Tell me what to believe and why I should, otherwise why should I care?
    You seem to care quite a bit. As a matter of fact, you do not sound like an apatheist, but like a genuine atheist and an angry one at that. You know, it is perfectly normal to be angry or to express disagreement, but then do not call yourself an apatheist, that would be dishonest, and God does not like that. I challenge you: open the Bible, the true and real Word of God (which you so thoughtlessly labeled as irrelevant and useless), and read for yourself, from cover to cover. It contains answers to your questions and tells you that there are other people who express their anger and disagreement with God, so you are not alone. The unfortunate thing for you is that upon your attitude towards the Good Book depends your whole life and how you will spend eternity.

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: I'm an apatheist. Convert me.

    Even though this is an introduction and not posted in the Christian advice forum I have some advice for you: GET A JOB!!!

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  • Bob4God
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    Re: I'm an apatheist. Convert me.

    Originally posted by derpherp365 View Post
    None of you are trying to save me. You are all sitting here telling me I'm wrong and not giving me an alternative. Tell me what to believe and why I should, otherwise why should I care?
    We have written extensively on this forum about how to be saved, but I will do it all again, just for you, just to prove how much I care.

    You need to believe that JESUS CHRIST is your personal LORD AND SAVIOR, you need to do absolutely everything GOD commands in the Holy Bible, you need to believe that He was born of a virgin, lived, preached, performed miracles such as walking on water and raising the dead, was crucified, dead, resurrected, returned to Heaven, and is currently making a list of those He will save for believing and doing all of the above, on which your name will not be inscribed unless you drop the attitude and start subordinating yourself before Him.

    Is that so hard?

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  • dumbass godmocker
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    None of you are trying to save me. You are all sitting here telling me I'm wrong and not giving me an alternative. Tell me what to believe and why I should, otherwise why should I care?

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  • Bob4God
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    Suppose we Christians were as irresponsible and uncaring as you.

    What if I said I didn't care if you went to Hell, because billions of people will be there, and what difference does it make if one more is dropped into the fire?

    You wouldn't like it if you caught fire and nobody cared enough to extinguish you. Why would you turn an apathetic eye to those trying to save you from ignition in advance?

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: I'm an apatheist. Convert me.

    Originally posted by derpherp365 View Post
    ...I want you to tell me why I should believe that I go to hell. I want to believe it...
    You want to believe that you should go to hell? You're insane.

    ...A book written by some crackpots isn't good enough proof...


    I now expect you to post your proof that the authors of the Bible (at least 40 different people, many of whom we cannot identify with any degree of certainty) were all crackpots, or you're also guilty of ad hominem, another fallacious argument.

    ...Do you have any proof of the existence of god? Prove to me that you're right.
    If you had proof, you'd have knowledge. With knowledge, there is no need for faith (which is what God wants from you, according to the Bible).

    John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."

    Have you read the Bible? You should.

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  • Irinka the repentant jewess
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    Re: I'm an apatheist. Convert me.

    Originally posted by derpherp365 View Post
    First off:


    Second off:
    ermm not doin' it for me. I want you to tell me why I should believe that I go to hell. I want to believe it. A book written by some crackpots isn't good enough proof. Do you have any proof of the existence of god? Prove to me that you're right.
    Listen, apatheist, why would you come to this site, speak rudely to people who actually CARE about what they believe and demand that they PROVE to you something that YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO KNOW OR EVEN CARE OR BOTHER YOURSELF ABOUT! This, as the site the link to which you graciously provided, is the very definition of apatheist. How very logical of you...

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  • dumbass godmocker
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    I have some other questions.

    That's a nice jacket you're wearing there, is it made of two types of fabric?
    (Leviticus 19:19) ""'Keep my decrees. "'Do not mate different kinds of animals. "'Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. "'Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material."

    Also, if God makes us do all things, then why does he kill people, make people gay, etc. The kids in Newtown didn't deserve to die. Also, cancer. Why do people get cancer. If god loved all his children, then why would he make them do things to get them killed. If those kids died because of gays, or anti-religion, then who made them that way? God.

    I'm sorry but I can't believe is a god that doesn't love all his children they way he should. God is a hypocrite.

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  • dumbass godmocker
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    Re: I'm an apatheist. Convert me.

    First off:


    Second off:
    ermm not doin' it for me. I want you to tell me why I should believe that I go to hell. I want to believe it. A book written by some crackpots isn't good enough proof. Do you have any proof of the existence of god? Prove to me that you're right.

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  • Brother Harold Porter
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    Re: I'm an apatheist. Convert me.

    What is an "apatheist", my friend? An apathetic atheistic? If so, this is the same as if you were to urinate on the baby Jesus in the manger. You just don't care that He gave His life temporarily to save your wicked and sinful soul. This means you will go to hell and incinerate for all eternity.

    The relatives will ride with you for choosing gayness and corn-holing over normalcy, but I suspect you already know this.

    But Jesus brought you here for a reason. Will you start the new year off with His gift of Salvation? Kneel in front of your creator this day and receive His warm and loving eternal gift of life? He can save all that will come to Him and let Him inside.

    In Christ

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