[Consuela]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

Greetings Mr. I thank God for finding a Christian along with Spanish, in this forum verdderos Christians.
I would love to pray with you and you to help me in my bad American, send messages to the forum in the language of true Christians.

Mr. Aspanderado, I always speak in American, never in Spanish, because God doesn't like that. At Landover Baptist Church there are True Christians(tm), not "verdderos Christians", I don't know what this means, no.

The Spanish speakers are from Babel, but Americans are the ones who are speaking God's favorite language, because his book is in that language, okay?

"So the Lord scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city. Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the Lord did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the Lord scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth." Genesis 11:8-9

Consuela

[Aspanderado]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

Greetings Mr. I thank God for finding a Christian along with Spanish, in this forum verdderos Christians.
I would love to pray with you and you to help me in my bad American, send messages to the forum in the language of true Christians.

[Mr. Sharp]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

Son, this is all good news.

I have always said that retardedness, homersexurality, color of skin and cripperism are all lifestyle choices that can be avoided by allowing The Good Lord to come into your life.

I'm glad to hear that!

I have been cleansed of my retardedness, but the childness within me grows everyday! God endorses it!

Matthew 18:3 Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Matthew 19:14 But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.;

Mark 10:15 Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child, he shall not enter therein.

Luke 18:17 Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child shall in no wise enter therein.

[Rapture Eddie]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

That is my face, and I have chosen to not be a retard. Don't be fooled by appearances. John 7:24

I do believe in god, Dr. Niles.

Romans 10:11

Son, this is all good news.

I have always said that retardedness, homersexurality, color of skin and cripperism are all lifestyle choices that can be avoided by allowing The Good Lord to come into your life.

[Mr. Sharp]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

To learn about Jesus all you need to do is simply read the Bible(KJV1611) cover to cover.

You'll be up to speed in no time

YIC

Sometimes I find myself in situations where my own Bible study is better understood with the input of other, more enlightened individuals.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

To praise and learn about Jesus.

To learn about Jesus all you need to do is simply read the Bible(KJV1611) cover to cover.

You'll be up to speed in no time

YIC

[Mr. Sharp]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

So why are you here?

To praise and learn about Jesus.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

Please accept my apology, and I will try to be more explicit about what I'm trying to convey in written communication from here on.

So why are you here?

[Mr. Sharp]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

You should treat your betters with a little more respect!

I sincerely believe that all of his statements are correct. I'm sorry if my manners have been hurtful, for my intention was to be brief.

Please accept my apology, and I will try to be more explicit about what I'm trying to convey in written communication from here on.

[Brother Jared]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

Sure.

You should treat your betters with a little more respect!

[Mr. Sharp]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

Hey Sharpie;

Nice job not drooling on yourself in the picture, boy! If it wasn't for your dopey, vacant stare, you'd almost seem normal.

So, have you ever been inside a Christian church? I don't mean a papist church where they pray to Mary and a bunch of statues. I mean an actual Independant Baptist Church. Has anyone attempted to explain Salvation to you, boy? I don't mean "salivation," I mean Jesus died for my sins.

I'll be honest with you, looking at mongoloids like you always gives me the heebie-jeebies.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

Sure.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

Hey Sharpie;

Nice job not drooling on yourself in the picture, boy! If it wasn't for your dopey, vacant stare, you'd almost seem normal.

So, have you ever been inside a Christian church? I don't mean a papist church where they pray to Mary and a bunch of statues. I mean an actual Independant Baptist Church. Has anyone attempted to explain Salvation to you, boy? I don't mean "salivation," I mean Jesus died for my sins.

I'll be honest with you, looking at mongoloids like you always gives me the heebie-jeebies.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Mr. Sharp]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

Are you planning to climb the fence and work in a California califlower grove? For $10,000, I can get you in a van with a gallon of water along with the name of a guy.

That is a very generous offer. I will certainly consider it when I finish some godly issues in Spain.

[Nobar King]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

That is my face, and I have chosen to not be a retard.

This is a wise decision. Try to keep doing smart things and not do stupid things.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings, fellow Christians.

Are you planning to climb the fence and work in a California califlower grove? For $10,000, I can get you in a van with a gallon of water along with the name of a guy.